"Hey Kid?" ask Black Star popping out of nowhere scaring the living shit out of the shinigami.
"What the hell Black Star?! You can't go on creeping up on people like that." Scold Kid a little annoyed.
"Yeah yeah. Ok look I found this awesome drink and I thought you want to come and join me." said the blue head.
"Why don't ask somebody else?"
"Soul can't cause he'll get into trouble and is a prisoner to Maka right now. Tsubaki told me to ask you and she had stuff to do. Liz will I don't think she like this kind of stuff. Maka is boring at times, and am afraid to give some to Patti. Then there's you." Explain the assassin cheerfully.
Kid was not sure whether to agree or not and sigh. He knew that it wouldn't end really well.
"Fine, but can you show me what kind it is." Said the shinigami.
Black Star nodded "Sure but you have to follow me."
The other agrees as he follows the boy. While walking he noticed they where going to the only area that had a little forests.
"Hm Black Star why are we here I thought we where to drink that drink of yours." Said Kid.
"Oh we are. It's just over here see." Replied the boy getting something behind a tree. Once he got the drinks out the other look like he was going to smack the assassin.
"Black Star" started Kid.
"Nani?"
"You do realized what kind of drink are does right?"
"Yeah it's some type of fancy soda right?" said the blue head tilting his head.
"Dude that's beer not soda."
"See a fancy way of saying soda" argue Black Star.
"Fine it's fancy way of saying it but we're to young to drink it." Argued Kid.
The assassin rolled his eyes "Your acting like Maka. Beside am a big man so it's ok that I drink it."
Kid spanks his hand on his face 'why is he really that stupid?'
Not paying attention something his head. He looks at the thing and saw it was a can of the beer.
"Come one Kid just drink, what can happen?" reassure the big man as he drank some of it.
Kid couldn't take decide but thought 'I have a shinigami body, so the effect wont harm me.' So knowing about that he started to drink some of it. He almost was going to puke since the thing had some kind of after taste.
"See that wasn't that bad?" stated Black Star.
After a few hours later.
Two teens where on the forest floor laughing hysterically as they finish there last can of beer.
"Hahah hic hey Kiddo, what about that one over there?" ask Black Star having hiccups.
"Nah that's more like a rabbit" howled Kid.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee look Kid come this is fun." Shouted Black Star hanging upside down from a tree "Everything thing is like upside down and it doesn't want to fall hahahahahaha."
Kid started to laugh and try to grab the other boys hand and drag him down making him fall hard on his head. Both started to laugh again like idiots.
"Wait Black Star! Exclaim Kid.
"What HAPPEN?!"
"Can you hear it?"
"Hear what?"
"They're calling us to go and goooooooooooo tooooo death hic city and paaaarrrrrrtty!" yowled Kid then trip over himself making his friend laugh.
"Ok let's go." Shouted Black Star putting Kid on his back.
"Yea let's go horsey." Ordered Kid jumping on Black Star back.
Both started to scream and yell going back into the inner place of Death City. Everyone started let them pass not wanting to get involve others stood in shock seeing the shinigami son acting like that.
"Yahooooooo beware of the duo how will kill you all!" yelled Black Star running like a manic with Kid laughing like a psycho in his back.
"Shinigami-sama." Call Sid going inside the death room.
"Yo yo what's up?" greeted the grim reaper waving his foamy hands.
"It's about Death the Kid."
"What about Kid?" ask the mask man.
"His...well I guess drunk with Black Star." Reported the zombie "I don't know they got the beer."
"Hm this is sort of serious." Said Shinigami.
"So what do we do now?"
"Hm?"
"Ahhhh get out of my shop you perverts!" screech the owner of the shop hitting the two boys with the broom.
Both went to the streets laughing like idiots. Black Star started to spin Kid around grinning.
"You look so cute in that thing." Comment Black Star making Kid blush still wearing the bra vest.
"But I prefer this one's, you get throw shit with it." Stated the assassin as he tried to put a bra on himself. Kid giggles and helps him out.
"I like the hats." Stated Kid still giggling as Black Star was putting girl's underwear on him.
"So where to now Kiddo." Said the assassin.
"Hm... oh can we go there now." Said the raven head boy pointing to the next shop. Before they could move someone call out.
"DEATH THE KID."
Both boys look to the other side of the streets looking at Shinigami with Sid and Sprit. Kid gave them a goofy smile and wave at them. The grim reaper frown at his son noticing that both teen where drunk.
"Heeeyyyyy Fattttthhhherrr." Greeted Kid swing around Black Star who was giggling.
"Oi he looks like a monkey." Tease the assassin.
"Kid your coming home now."
"Why?'
"Cause your not in a good state."
"Why?"
"Because if you don't you'll hurt someone or yourself."
"Kid, he wants to defeat us and win the war and steal our cookies." Said Black Star.
"What?!" exclaim the little shinigami.
"He wants our cookies." Said the assassin pointing accusingly at the trio in front of them.
"Wow they're really wasted." Stated Sid.
"Shinigami-sama what do we do?" ask the death scythe.
"We got to stop them some way or another." Said the mask man.
"Blackie what do we do?" ask Kid as if he were a child again.
Black Star glare at them and started to think.
"Oh I got it!" exclaim the assassin. "We'll do the plan."
"Ok for the COOKIES!" shouted Kid and Black Star.
The grown ups look at them confused at what was going on. Black Star took of his bra and put a rock and throw it at the grown up.
They started to dodge at the thing that was being thrown at them. "Yahooo!"
"Wait Black no not me!" whined Kid.
The trio was seeing them with their eyes wide as Black Star got Kid and thrown him to the adults. They spilt up as Kid went fly towards them. The mister crash at the floor and started to roll ending with his butt in the air.
"YAHOOOOOOOO!" scream Black Star running really fast past the older mister and weapon.
It happens so fast that Black Star was carrying Kid on his back now running away.
"FOR THE COOKIES!" yelled the two teens.
"This is going to be harder then we thought." Stated Sid.
"Oh I got a plan." Stated Shinigami.
As they kept running Black Star stop at a playground letting down Kid. Both started to laugh hard.
"That was badass Kiddo." Comment Black Star.
"Yeah hic…hahahahhahahahahaha, Blackie what are going to do now?' ask Kid now worry that his father and the other will get them and steal their cookies.
"You worry too much! Don't you know you're with the big man right now?" Black Star reminds his friend.
"Oh yeah. Hey where's the cookie?" ask the shinigami not knowing where it is.
"It's in there!" declare Black Star running to a bakery.
Kid heard screaming and shouting.
"I GOT THE COOKIES!!!!!!!" Scream the assassin running towards Kid. Once he was back at the playground he jump on the monkey bar. Kid grin and climb up next to him.
As both of them started to share the cookies, something shot them missing them by a bit. Both boys look up seeing the Sid with Azusa in gun form on his hand. Shinigami came into view.
"Kid if you don't come with me this instead I'll…. Put the frames in your room unsymmetrical." Threaten Shinigami.
Kid started to burst into tears and was going to his father and tell him not to but someone was holding him back.
"Let go!" he demanded.
"No, Kid his just bluffing so he could get you." Stated Black Star.
"I know but I don't want nothing in my room unsymmetrical. My hair bad enough." Cried Kid.
"So I'll help you fix it all up if you want but don't go and give up that easily." Pled the assassin.
Kid look at him "Really?"
"Yup isn't that what friends are for?" ask the boy grinning.
Shinigami tilts his head at that last statement. For some reason he knew it was more then friends but shook the thought away.
"Kid, you don't want me to go to the house now do you?" ask the grim reaper.
"Why are you threatening him for just wrecking his room?" ask Sprit.
"What room?" asks his meister making the scythe sigh?
As the two grown man start to argue they weren't noticing that the other two pairs where scheming something.
"Father," called out Kid making him look at his son.
"Yes?"
"Am sorry but I got no choose but to fight." Stated Kid.
"Alrighty then."
"Oi Sid?"
"What is it Black Star?"
"Well I was wondering well Nygus get bad if I started to say that you have those "workout" magazines under your bed?" ask the boy innocently.
"SID!!! What is he talking about?" ask his knife who was on his back.
"I don't know what he means." Replied Sid.
"Oh you know the one where there's woman doing something with each other, you even sometimes put it in your computer." Said Black Star.
Nygus hearing enough turn into her human form and start to scold and beat up Sid who was screaming for mercy.
"Sprit?"
"Hm?"
"Here you go have fun!" yelled Black Star as he throws a pack of beer bottle at him. The death scythe got it and stares at it with water coming out of his mouth.
Black Star started to laugh until he heard Kid cry. He turns around and saw the boy on the floor crying and banning on the floor. Shinigami was holding a paper and drawing something on it.
"Oi Kid is you ok?" ask the blue head going up to him. The said boy shook his head "No his drawing asymmetrical stuff and it hurts to watch!"
If Black Star wasn't drunk he would have laughed his ass off but seeing that he is he glare at the boy father.
"Oh dare you do that to my friend!" shouted Black Star.
"Am not doing anything, only you put my poor my boy that way." Cried Shinigami.
Black Star laugh making the shadowy figure confused.
"You know take this." As he said that he throws a bottle to the grin reaper. The guy got it and then it explode on his face, so did the beer that Sprit got.
Once the smoke clear Shinigami sigh in frustrated seeing that both teen ran away again.
Black Star ran away and was now laughing where they stop Kid joining him. They where in someone room but right now they didn't care who's as long as Shinigami won't find them.
"Hi Kid think fast!" said Black Star poking his friend next to him. Kid giggles and pokes him back.
They started doing a poking war until they hear someone talk.
"Ok Shinigami-sama, I'll try talking to them." Said the voice.
Both boys look at each other and grinned. They went to the drawer and where searing for something that will be a good weapon. Luckily they found those fancy sling shots that can also be wear on their chest. They also got the cloths like helmets that had red dots on it.
"What the hell?!" exclaim the girl who just walk in.
"Fire!" howled Black Star as they started shooting random objects at the girl.
Unfortunately they haven't figure that the house they where in was really Maka's apartment. So when they didn't have any more ammo left the pony tail girl got a dictionary and started to Maka chop them.
"Why you asshole I'll kill you! And Give back my panties and bra back!" she yelled at them as they went running around the apartment.
When they went to the front door and exited passing a really confused Soul who was really unlucky got hit on the head really hard with "Maka Chop Extreme"
"Oh my god Soul am sorry." They heard Maka say.
Both Kid and Black Star started to laugh like hyenas once they where outside. They stop laughing when Shinigami appear in front of them. Both boys frown and then their face was stroke in horror.
"Father look out!" cried out Kid pointing behind him.
Shinigami tilts his head "Why so you can go running off again?"
Both shook their heads and where now hugging each other in fear looking at was in back of the Shinigami.
At their sight the grim reaper look in back of him seeing nothing. He looks down and saw a squirrel. The shinigami got it and put it on his palm of the foam hand.
He heard the tow teens screaming at it.
"NO Father but it back before it kills us all!" scream his son.
Shinigami smirk behind his mask he put the squirrel closer to them making them scream in horror. Both hug each other terrify.
Shinigami chuckle enjoying this as he kept showing them the squirrel. He found even funnier seeing his son and the last Star clan member acting like little kids seeing some kind of monster.
As he grabs the squirrel by the stuff he put it in front of their face them back to where he was. Kid shriek seeing the thing close. Afraid that it was going to attack he put his face closer to Black Star chest and both hug each other tightly.
"Please father stop." Whined Kid as the shinigami started to fool around with the squirrel.
The squirrel pop a nerve and was thinking 'you bastered put me down! What THE f#k ARE YOU DOING WITH AHHHHH! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ASSHOLE!'
"What are you two afraid of it's just a cute cuddly squirrel" said Shinigami as he put the thing close to his mask/face. The squirrel took its chance and started to scratches the shadow faces. As he let go of him the squirrel went inside one of the holes in the mask. Shinigami started to scream and trying to get the squirrel out of him while the two teens started to run away.
Both started to scream "BEWARE OF SQIURRELS! THEY'RE NOT CUTE THEY'RE EVIL! EVIL!!!!"
"THEY'RE KILLING MY FAYHER!" add Kid.
"KID BLACK STAR COME BACK THIS INSTEAD!!" scream the shinigami has he threw the squirrel at them. They dodge and kept running faster.
The grim reaper had enough and appears in front of them which was a mistake cause they ran over him.
Both teens were getting really tired so they stop running. At this the Shinigami was now behind them. Has he was going to get them Black Star started to fight him. Shinigami was dodging seeing it was really easy since he was drunk.
Kid joins the fight and was getting him from behind or where his father was letting his guard down.
"This is enough!" said Shinigami with his old voice making the other two teens stop. Shinigami from his foam hands into fist and punch both boys sending them flying across the road. Black Star hit a wall making a hole on it while Kid land hard inside a dumpster.
Both groan in pain with their head feeling fuzzy. As they were getting up Shinigami was where they where. As he was going to grab them Kid was thinking fast and screams really loudly making a lot of people look at was going on.
"Look kid it's Shinigami-sama!" exclaim Kid as a group of children where passing by. The children scream and yelled in happiness and where attacking the grim reaper. He turns back to his goofy mode and was playing with them. Playing with them he totally forgot about his drunken son and friend.
Black Star grabs Kid and both went running away. Once they where in a really good distance they stop and laid on the floor, laughing their butts off.
"That was smart and super awesome!" said Black Star sitting up.
"Yeah, at least we didn't get attack by the squirrel." Stated Kid both shiver at the thought of the thing.
They look at each other in the eyes making both of them turn red in the face.
Black Star chuckle making the other confused.
"What's so funny?"
"Your face all red." Stated the blue head boy laughing.
Kid pout and point out "So are you. So stop laughing."
Black Star rolled his eyes and crawl next to him. He then sat really close to the yellow eyed boy that it was getting uncomfortable.
"Hey I got to te.." whatever Kid was going to say was cut off when the other boy kiss him. Kid didn't know what to do so he stood still feeling sort of awkward. Once the other let the other one go Kid was blushing different shades of red.
"What was that for?" ask Kid. Black Star gave him a goofy smile and shook his head not wanting to tell him.
Kid grumble and Black Star chuckle.
"what?" he ask.
"of course I will!" replied Black Star. Kid was confused at what he said.
While trying to figure out what he said the boy went again and kiss him. Knowing what to do Kid kiss him back both enjoying the moment.
ok reviews please!!!!! or esle the squrriel will kill you!!!
oi i mess up the ending oh well. XP