Pandora's Little Pithos of Preteens

A HariPo fanfiction

by mew-tsubaki

Note: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This was done for my Pandora's Little Box of Terrors challenge found in the HPFC. You can find the challenge here (just take out the spaces!): http :/ forum. fanfiction. net/ topic/ 44309/ 27638002/ 1/ Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum challenge!

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Terror: Old Age

Old Maid Molly

Ah, you old woman. You've ousted yourself yet again.

Molly Weasley (the daughter of Percy and Audrey, that is) cursed herself. Nagging was her talent. Her specialty. Besides studying and absorbing obscene amounts of knowledge, it was all Molly knew how to do.

It bugged her, but she couldn't help herself. Victoire applied too much make-up. "Don't go out looking like a tart, Vic." Dominique swept up her hair in a provocative fashion. "Who do you think you are? Victoire?" Her little sister Lucy holed herself up in her room. "You'll have to face people eventually. You're family constitutes as 'people.'"

Then there was the other side of the family. Roxanne blew up the backyard outside with her twin, Fred. "What the bloody hell are you two doing? You could've killed yourselves! Worse, you could've killed the rest of us." Roxanne had retorted with a "I thought you didn't swear, Miss Prat."

Molly had almost retorted with a nasty Antler Hex topped off with a Banishing Charm. Tsk. If only she wasn't one for "the rules."

Rose… Woo, boy, Rose was a toughie. Rose not only consorted with a Slytherin Malfoy from day one, but Rose even dated Scorpius Malfoy. "You're too young to date! You shouldn't be with a Malfoy! Malfoys are nothing but trouble! Didn't you ever listen to your father's stories? Uncle Ron was once attacked! Aunt Hermione wasn't blowing things out of proportion. Why do you think she punched Draco Malfoy once?"

Then came Lily. "Don't be a little chit just because you have two big brothers to protect you and look over you. You need to stand up for yourself. You need to develop a brain of your own."

Well, someone had finally taken her advice. Lily Luna tore. Into. Her.

"You need to develop a life of your own, Molly! What the hell are you? Are you a nag? Yes. Are you a bitch? Yes. Are you smarter than the rest of us? You're book-smart, Molly. But that in no way makes you better than us. We at least have common sense. We live our lives. What do you do, hmm? You aren't even a teenage girl. You never were. You're Grandmam Weasley stuck in the body of a teen."

Roxanne had been around to add on "old hag." Lucy, listening from the other room, had emerged and nodded.

So there you have it, Molly. You have officially been deemed the next Weasley matriarch. And at only sixteen years old.

Congratulations.

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Ooh, biting. :P This was more of an attack on her than anything else. Oops. But it was still fun and I think I got the point across. I really think Molly is the only kid that would've become nearly exactly like her namesake.

…Scary!

Please review, thanks! :D

-mew! :3

Thanks, Morghen, for the Beta work! Haha, I keep you employed, don't I? It almost makes me wish we got paid for this… *Sigh* Ah, well. For now, I shall pass along… *Daydream Charms –Secretly Patented Remmius and Scorlor Editions!* Yummy, no? X3