*I do not own Suite Life on Deck/of Zack and Cody or any of the characters! I also do not own The Parent Trap.

It was pouring rain, and the wind was howling as it whipped around the cabins. Within the Isolation Cabin, Zack walked around in flannel p.j.'s and a sweat-shirt. He began pinning up postcards and photos above his cot. Cody, who was in a matching sweater and pants, laid on his bed playing solitaire. Now and then, each took a glance at the other.

"Cody?" Zack walked over and stood, looking at the cards on the bed.

"Yes, Zack?" he looked up and smiled.

"I, umm..." Zack leaned down, planting a kiss on Cody's cheek.

Cody smiled and blushed, sitting up and messing up his solitaire game. "Do you like me?" his arms stretched and wrapped around the boy before him.

"Yeah...I feel this weird... Well, I don't know what it is..."

"That little electric shock we get when we touch?" Cody ran his fingers across the nape of Zack's neck.

"Yes." he shuddered.

Cody smiled and leaned in closer, placing a kiss on his lips, a shock of electricity running through them. Zack smiled against his lookalikes lips and began working them slowly. Zack's hands dipped under Cody's sweater and gently slid it over his head, causing his blonde hair to become messy. The two giggled and began kissing more, enjoying the feeling of the electricity rushing through them. Zack pulled his own sweat-shirt off and ran his tongue across Cody's chest. The boy moaned softly and toyed with Zack's hair. Zack dipped his tongue into Cody's navel before placing kisses along his pants line. Zack slid his fingers into the band on Cody's pants and swiftly pulled them down.

"Those are...cute." Zack smiled and noticed the small underwear he had on.

"They're...um..." Cody blushed and bit his lip as Zack removed them.

Zack grinned at the semi-hard erection and took it in his hand, slowly stroking it. Cody moaned and sucked on his fingers as Zack slid one of his own into Cody's small entrance. He squirmed at the intrusion, but soon relaxed and enjoyed the feeling.

"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Cody watched as Zack removed his own pants, then returned to scissoring him.

"Okay, number one: it's fine, we're old enough. You do know about sex, right? Also, number two: that British accent is sexy..." he smiled and placed a kiss on Cody's neck.

"Of course I know about se-, AH!" he screamed and ripped his nails across Zack's back, biting into his shoulder as Zack thrust himself inside of Cody. He screamed again as Zack pulled back and thrust into Cody once again. "Stop!" he gasped in pain and dug his nails deeper into Zack's back.

"Sorry!" Zack stopped moving and allowed Cody to relax and get used to the large intrusion. "Better?" he asked after a moment or two.

"Much..." Their hips pushed together in smooth motions, pushing and pulling as Zack slid in and out of Cody.

The two locked lips and allowed their mouths to open and their tongues to mingle. Zack could feel himself reaching his breaking point and it was honestly, the best buildup to an orgasm he'd ever had. Cody began kissing Zack's neck as they moved faster, poker cards falling onto the floor and scattering around.

"I'm almost there..." they spoke at the same time, laughing, then returning to the heated moment.

Zack and Cody both groaned and came, Zack inside of Cody and Cody on their stomach's. They relaxed together and smiled, laying on the bed kissing. Neither spoke and after a while, Zack stood up and pulled on his pants. Cody grabbed his pants as well and pulled them on before picking up his cards that were thrown all over and wiping off the ones that were covered with unmentionable fluid. A sudden gust of wind blew the door open, sending Zack's photos flying into the air. Zack screamed and tried to salvage them as Cody rushed to the door to bolt and shut it. Zack found Cody's blanket that he called blankie, laying on the floor and handed it to Cody.

"Thanks. Any of your pictures ruined?"

"Only the beautiful Angalina Jolie."

"Oh, your girlfriend?"

Zack showed him the photo. "Yeah, right." he paused. "You've never heard of her?"

"No."

"How far away is London anyway?"

"From here – six thousand miles. But sometimes, it seems much further. -How far away is your home?"

"California's way at the other end of the country." he picked up a photo and handed it to Cody. "Actually, here's a picture of my house."

"Wow. It's beautiful."

"We've got this incredible porch that wraps around the whole house with rocking chairs and a hammock and stables back thataway...and this great pool with a sliding board..."

"How cool." he pointed to the back of a man. "Who's that?"

"Oh, that's my dad... He didn't know I was taking a picture or he would've turned around. He's kinda like my best friend. We do everything together." Cody shivered and rubbed the goosebumps on his arms. "What's the matter?"

He grabbed his sweater and pulled it on. "It's chilly in here, that's all."

Zack crossed to his trunk and took out a bag of Oreos and saw Cody watching him. "Want one?"

"Sure. I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with peanut butter."

Zack stopped, surprised. "You do? That's so weird. So do I."

"You're kidding? Most people find that totally disgusting."

"I know. I don't get it."

"Me either." The boys laughed and thought about sharing each others company and began laughing even harder. Zack dug a jar of peanut butter from his trunk and opened it and they began eating together.

Zack licked some peanut butter from his fingers. "What's your dad like? I mean, is he the kind of father you can talk to or is he one of those workaholic types that says, 'I'll talk to you later, kid', but never really does? I hate that."

"I don't have a father, actually. I mean, I had one, once, I suppose, but my parents divorced years ago. My mother never even mentions him. It's like he evaporated into thin air or something."

"It's scary the way nobody stays together anymore."

"Tell me about it." Both of the boys devoured their Oreos and peanut butter.

"How old are you?" Zack asked.

Cody spoke with his mouth full. "I'll be fourteen on August 4th."

Zack choked on his mouth full and cleared his throat. "So will I."

"Your birthday's August 4th?" Cody asked, receiving a nod from Zack. "How weird is that?"

"Very." Zack turned and looked out the window. "Hey, it stopped raining. Want to get a Popsicle or something?"

Cody walked up to Zack and looked him up and down, really studying him, biting on his locket. Zack, feeling his eyes on him, played with his necklace.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Zack, what's your mother like?"

"I never met her. She and my dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before, I'm not sure. He doesn't like to talk about her...but I know she was really beautiful."

"How do you know that?"

"Because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he caught me looking at it all the time so he gave it to me to keep. I'm really thirsty, you sure you don't want to go to the canteen and get something to drink?"

"Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this!"

"At a time like what?"

"Don't you realize what's happening? Don't you find it peculiar that we both look so much alike and have the same birthday and..." he shook his head. "Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination! I only have a mother, you only have a father... You've never seen your mom, I've never seen my dad. You have one old picture of your mom, I have one old picture of my dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture." Zack drifted over to his drunk. "Mine's a pathetic little thing, ripped right down the middle... What are you rummaging in your trunk for?"

Zack turned, holding a photo to his chest. "This. It's the picture of my mom. And it's ripped, too."

Cody appeared a little spooked. "Right down the middle?"

Zack nodded nervously. "Right down the middle."

Cody rushed over to his trunk and wildly tossed out his things. He pulled out a small box, opened it and carefully took out his ripped photograph. He walked back to Zack, holding it close to his chest. "This is so freaky. Okay. On the count of three, we'll show them to each other, okay?" At the same time, they counted. One... two... they put their photos together and shouted three. The photos, when placed next to each other, fit perfectly forming one complete photo.

Zack bit his nails. "That's my dad..."

"That is my mom..." The boys stared at the photo, then at each other. A formality of strangeness settled on them. They both reached for their lockets as the lunch bell sounded.

"That's the lunch bell." Cody bit his lip.

"I'm not so hungry anymore. So if your mom is my mom, and my dad is your dad... and we're both born on August 4th, then you and I are... like... brothers."

"Brothers? Zack, we're twins!" frozen, Cody laughed then tears came to his eyes. Zack's eyes filled up soon and tears streaked his cheeks. They put their arms around each other and embraced, sobbing. They pulled apart, looked at each other, smiled and began to laugh.

"So, I just fucked my brother..."

"Guess so." Cody laughed under his breath.

Zack nervously bit his locket.

"What's that locket you're biting?"

"Oh, I got it when I was born. It has my initials "ZM" on it."

Cody showed his as well. "I got mine when I was born, too. Except mine has an "CM" on it...My mother told me that the "M" was my fathers last name..."

"Now I've got goose-bumps." he blinked a few times. "Oh my God. I'm a twin? There's two of me! I mean, two of us? Wow! This is like... I have to sit down." Zack took a seat on Cody's bed.

Cody sat next to him. "I think I'll join you."

They sat for a beat then, "Can I see your toes?"

Cody lifted his feet up onto the bed. "Sure."

Zack lifted his up as well, placing their feet side-by-side. "Identical! Hands?" They held out their hands together. "Oh my God. Exactly the same. Except I bite my nails."

"You should stop. See how nice they could look?" he smiled and flaunted his fingers.

"What's your favorite color?"

"Mint green."

"Oh my God! Oh my God!"

"If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?" Cody asked.

"I don't know. Pizza..."

"Topped with...?"

"Olives, green peppers..."

"And...?"

"Anchovies."

"Oh my God. We are twins!" Cody jumped and hugged Zack.

haha...So...I guess they're alright with fucking each other? HAH' o.o' :P I don't know how long this is going to be, but we'll wing it and hope for the best ;)