*I do not own Suite Life on Deck/of Zack and Cody or any of the characters. I also do not own The Parent Trap.
Okay...I suppose we're ALMOST done...
Moments later Carey barreled down the hallway, focused and furious. "Zachary Martin!" Simultaneously, two doors opened directly across from one another. Zack stood in one, Cody in the other. "Don't do this to me, I'm already seeing double! Which one of you is Zack?" Zack raised his hand. "Okay, now..." she softened at the sight of Cody. "Oh, honey ... hi..."
"Hi, Mom." Cody said.
Carey crossed to Cody and hugged him. "You look beautiful. So tan and healthy..." she kissed him on the forehead.
"Okay you two.. How could you do this to me?"
Chessy walked up behind Cody. "May I suggest we take this little pow-wow inside." she turned to Carey. "Hi, you probably don't remember me..."
"Chessy!" Carey said warmly.
"I knew I always liked you." she smiled.
In the hotel suite, Zack and Cody sat on the bed side by side. "Let me put this as simple as possible. You..." she pointed to Zack. "I mean," then pointed to Cody and sighed, giving up. "- One of you told me your father knew I was arriving here today... And I'm here to tell you the man I just saw in the elevator had absolutely no idea he and I were on the same planet, let alone in the same hotel."
"You saw Dad already?" Cody asked.
"Yes. And it was completely and utterly humiliating. I gotta lie down..." She flopped down on sofa, resting her head on a pillow. "The man went completely ashen. Like I was the bloody ghost of Christmas past." she rubbed her head. "Can one of you get me something cold for my head?" the boys crossed to the bar. "Don't you think I've pondered what it was going to be like to see your father again after all these years?" the boys exchanged looks. "Well, let me tell you, me waving like a mindless idiot while Kurt Martin is wrapped in another woman's arms is not exactly the scenario I had in mind. No sireee..." Cody walked over with a glass of water, while Zack carried a damp cloth. "Thank you." she placed the cloth on her head and began speaking again. "And furthermore and much worse, is the fact that I've been lied to by my own children and I'd like to know why." Martin passed through the room wearing only a speedo bathing suit. "Martin! What are you doing?"
"Going for a swim. Do you mind?"
"No, no, that's perfectly perfect. By all means, yes, have fun... someone ought to. Just put on a shirt... my God..." She lied down again as Chessy entered from an adjoining room with Sammy.
She stopped when she saw Martin. "Oh... Hell-o."
"Hello, Hello..." they looked at each other as if there seemed to be something in the air between them.
"Oh, Chessy, this is our butler, Martin." Carey said.
Plainly interested, Chessy extended her hand. "How do you do?" she indicated to Zack. "I'm his butler."
Martin gently placed a kiss on her hand. "Enchante, mademoiselle."
"Gee, the pleasure's all mine, monsieur." The boys couldn't believe the way they were acting, and tried to suppress their giggles.
"Boys! You were going to tell me why you lied and brought me here without telling your father!"
"Were they? O-kay, that's good." Chessy started tip-toeing out. "Well, then why don't I just slip back into my room and check out the ol' mini bar..."
Martin tried to escape as well. "Allow me to assist you..."
Carey sat up. "Wait! You mean everyone knows but me? What's going on here?" Everyone froze.
"Mom... Daddy's getting married." Cody said.
"Oh. I see... getting married..."
"- To Cruella de Ville. She's awful, Mom...We can't let him go through with it." Cody unconsciously traced his fingers on Zack's hand.
"Boys, your father's a grown man and quite capable of deciding whom he wishes to marry.."
"But she's all wrong for him. And the only way he won't marry her is..." Zack turned to Cody. "You tell her, she knows you better."
"Is if he sees you again."
Carey placed the pieces together. "You're trying to fix me up with your father."
"Why not? You're perfect for each other." Zack said.
"A match made in heaven." Cody smiled and gripped Zack's hand tightly.
By now, Chessy and Martin had reached the door. "Hold it! You two knew about this?" Carey said to them.
They turned and mumbled, slurring words over top of each other. "No. Not exactly. We tried to reasoning with them. What could we do? They made us do it. We're the hired help. Don't fire us. It was a mistake."
Carey stood up, unsteady. "Okay, let me say this loud and clear. Kurt Martin and I have nothing in common... anymore. Plus, in case you haven't noticed, he seems extremely content with his leggy, long haired, tight-skirted fiance. I want the two of you to explain to your father that I am here for one purpose only and that's to switch you two back. Now, let's do what we have to do and be done with it. Understood?"
In the suite next door. Meredith sat with Kurt. "No. I don't understand."
Kurt nervously ran his fingers through his hair and straightened his clothes as he tried to get out the door. "I just need to go downstairs for a few minutes to c-c-clear my head... then I'll meet you for lunch."
"Clear your head? What do you have to clear your head about? Is something wrong?"
"I hope not. I mean... no. What could be wrong? We're getting married in ten days, everything's perfect. I gotta go." He quickly kissed her on the cheek, opened the door.
"We're still going ring shopping after lunch, right?"
"Ring shopping?"
"Kurty!"
"Of course! For the funeral. I mean, for the wedding."
"The funeral?"
"I'm kidding." he laughed. "Don't listen to me. I'll see you there. I mean, here. Downstairs." He slipped out the door, hurried down the corridor and bumped right into Cody.
Cody, pretending he was Zack smiled. "Hey, Dad, what's up?"
"Just running down to the lobby. Hey, Zack, do me a favor, keep Meredith company, willya? " he rushed off. "Thanks, kiddo." he turned back. "Do I look alright? Like presentable and everything? Not too old?"
"You look fab, Dad. Young and fabulous."
Kurt rushed off the elevator and looked around for Carey. He turned a corner and bumped into the real Zack, who hadn't seen his Dad all summer.
"Dad!"
"I thought you were going to keep Meredith company?"
"I was? I mean, I am. Yeah. I was actually just looking for her." he smiled and rocked on his heels. "It's great to see you, Dad." He couldn't help himself and gave his Dad a quick hug.
"It's great to see you too, squirt." he patted him on the head. "Now go on, get up there." Kurt headed off in one direction as Zack ran to the elevators.
An elevator pinged and Meredith stepped out, checking herself in a compact. She snapped the lid shut when she saw Zack, who had never laid eyes on her before. "Have you seen your father?"
"You talkin' to me?"
"What are you, Robert DeNiro? Yes, I'm talking to you."
He realized who she was. "Oh! Meredith... Uh, yeah, I just saw him..."
"Well, hel-lo? Where was he?"
"Oh, he went; thataway, I think." he sized her up as he pointed.
"What are you staring at?"
"Oh, nothing. You really are pretty... -that's all."
"Don't tell me you're going to break your rotten streak and suddenly be nice to me?" she started off. "If you see your father, tell him I'm waiting."
"Whatever you say,'Cruella." he said to himself.
Kurt ducked his head into the hotel gift shop, looking for Carey. Instead, he saw Cody buying a candy bar. He did a double-take. "What are you doing? I thought you were gonna..."
"- She wasn't in her room, Dad."
"She wasn't? Oh... okay... See you in a little bit, kid."
"If not sooner, Dad."
Moments later, Kurt walked along the corridor, looked through a bank of windows and thought he saw Carey walking through the hotels garden. He tried to get a closer look but got caught in the midst of a group of Japanese Tourists. Carey noticed him and gave a little wave. Kurt weaved through the Tourists but when he got to the patio, Carey was gone. Discouraged, he paused, then saw Zack sitting in a large wicker chair, under a palm tree, sipping a fruit cocktail he jumped, surprised.
"Lookin, for somebody, Dad?"
Later, at the hotel bar Meredith entered, taking a seat at the nearly empty bar. The only one other customer seated at the bar was Carey. Meredith sat one stool away from her. The Bartender delivered a red concoction to Carey, who held a glass of ice to her head.
"Here you go. This'll cure anything you got. Just don't ask what's in it."
Carey hesitated. "Okay... Here's to.." she turned to Meredith, not recognizing her. "Here's to you. May your life be far less complicated than mine."
"Thank you..." Carey tossed down the drink and winced at the taste. "Martini, dry and a pack of Parliaments." Meredith ordered.
Carey belched and patted her chest. "Excuse me..." she turned to Meredith. "I apologize. Really, I'm so sorry think I just drank tar."
The Bartender handed Meredith her drink and Carey her bill. Carey signed her check and Meredith snuck a peak at her signature, practically choking on her Martini. "You're Carey Sprouse?"
"Guilty."
"I can't believe it. You're the designer and singer, Carey Sprouse?"
"Still guilty."
"I faxed your office just yesterday. I saw a wedding dress you designed and fell completely in love with it. Your office said you were out of town and they didn't know if you could make another one. I can't believe it. This is fate." she moved to the seat next to her, extending her hand. "I'm Meredith Blake."
Carey shook her hand. "How do you do?"
Kurt stepped into the sunlight, still searching for Carey. He saw a woman resembling Carey sitting under a large straw hat. He crossed to her, took a quick peek, realized it was not her and smiled an apology to the Lady and her BodyBuilder Husband. He backed into an umbrella as Meredith's parents joined him.
"There you are! We've been looking all over for you!" Mr. Blake said.
"I think this hotel is perfect for the wedding... The more I see of it, the more I like it." Mrs. Blake smiled.
Kurt was still looking around. "Me too. Absolutely." Kurt glanced across the pool and spotted Carey arrive, talking on a cell phone. She waved shyly at Kurt, slipping on her sunglasses.
"Tell me, dear, how many guests will there be from your side of the family? Just a guesstimate?" Mrs. Blake asked.
Kurt kept staring at Carey. "I'm not sure at the moment... Can I get back to you on that one?"
"Of course, And are we thinking formal attire or..." A small contingent passed in front of Carey, blocking her from Kurt's view.
Not wanting to lose her, he darted around a towel boy, side-stepped around a couple of toddlers, then tripped over a rubber duck. Chessy, who was lying next to Martin, looked up. "Boss, you okay?"
Kurt glanced over at her, got tangled up in Sammy's leash and almost crashed right into Cody. "Dad! Watch out!"
It was too late, Cody and Sammy jumped out of the way as Kurt splashed head first into the deep end of the pool. Carey turned, saw Kurt pulling himself out of the pool and coming toward her, soaking wet, cheek bleeding and not looking terribly happy.
"Kurt, hello... Long time no see..." she backed up. "Please try not to go crazy..."
"A little late for that advice. What is going on? I haven't seen or heard from you in thirteen years and suddenly you're popping up everywhere I look and naturally on the day I'm-" Cody appeared at his Mother's side. "- Dad, I can explain why she's here."
"Zack, you know who this is?"
"Actually, yes. And actually I'm not Zack."
Zack appeared on Carey's other side. "I am."
Kurt looked from Cody to Zack, back to Cody, then to Carey. She's nodded. He was speechless. "Both of them? Cody... Zack..."
"I guess you and Mom sort of think alike, cause you both sent us to the same camp. We met and the whole thing kind of just spilled out." Zack smiled.
"They decided to switch places on us, Kurt."
"Wait a minute. You mean I've had Cody all this time?"
Cody nodded. "I wanted to know what you were like and Zack wanted to know Mom. Are you angry?"
It took a moment to sink in, then Kurt took Cody in his arms. "Honey, of course not. It's just... I can't believe it's you. The last time I saw you... you had diaper rash. Look at you..."
"Well, I'm quite grown up now and quite without a father."
"And I'm headed into my crazy mixed-up teenage years and I'll be the only boy I know without a mother to watch over him."
Kurt, was still trying to put it together. "Zack, you've been in London all this time?" Zack nodded. "Come here." He pulled Zack to him..
"Mom's amazing, Dad... I don't know how you ever let her go." Zack smiled.
"Boys, why don't you let your father and I talk for a couple of minutes, okay?"
The boys took off. Kurt grabbed a towel to dry his hair.
Zack grabbed his brothers hand and yanked him into the elevator. They road up to their floor and ran into one of the rooms. Zack quickly locked the door to the hall, and the door that joined the other room.
"I missed you, so much." he said as he pushed his smaller brother onto the bed.
"I missed you too." Cody smiled and blushed as Zack devoured his neck. "Are you sure now is a good time to be doing this?"
"Definitely." Zack pulled their shirts off and began kissing Cody's chest. Cody moaned and ran his fingers through Zack's hair as Zack ran his tongue along one of his nipples, nipping at it gently.
"Zack..." he groaned and lifted his knee slightly, applying pressure to Zack's groin.
The older twin moaned and rocked his growing erection on Cody's leg. Their lips locked and they kissed furiously. Cody shoved his tongue into Zack's mouth and lapped away, tasting every corner and every inch of his brothers mouth. Zack smiled against Cody's lips and nipped at his lip. They moaned in sync and began undoing their pants together. Zack pulled down Cody's zipper slowly and massaged the bulge in his pants. Cody undid Zack's pants as well and shoved him down onto the bed. The smaller blonde boy mounted him and attacked his neck.
"Will you go down on me?" Zack rubbed Cody's lower back as he spoke.
"What do you mean?"
"Uh... not really sure how to.. oh, well, you suck on my cock an-"
"Suck on your what?"
"Please?" Zack smiled and wiggled his pants off, his erection standing straight up.
Cody sighed, knowing that arguing with his brother would be pointless. He crawled down and took the member in his hand, gently stroking it.
"Don't be afraid."
"Shut up, I'm totally not afraid." Cody ran his tongue across the tip before taking it into his mouth and sucking.
Zack groaned and toyed with his hair, watching as Cody bobbed his head up and down. Cody smiled at the noises that were coming from his brother.
"Cody.." Zack moaned and rolled his hips, accidentally causing his brother to gag. "Sorry, little too excited.." Zack pulled his brother's head away and kissed him gently. "I love you."
"I love you too." Cody pulled his pants off the rest of the way and grabbed the complimentary travel size bottle of lotion, pouring it onto his fingers and Zack's moist cock.
Cody pressed two fingers to his entrance and slid them both inside. Zack moaned as he watched his brother scissor himself. Cody gasped as he found his sensitive spot and began pressing his fingers against it while moaning Zack's name. Zack smiled, his cock twitching between Cody's legs.
"Sit down on it." Zack smiled more.
Cody nodded and removed his fingers, wiping the excess lotion on the sheets. He gently lowered himself down onto Zack, taking the whole length inside of him. Cody gasped as his brother thrust into him deeply. Zack watched as his younger twin rocked his hips and toyed with himself. He admired the slim, girlish frame above him and he ran his hands up and down it as their hips fit together. Cody bent down, kissing his brother deeply. Zack rolled them over, messing up the blankets on the bed as he continued thrusting himself in and out of Cody. Cody screamed and wrapped his arms around Zack who was now biting his neck.
"Are you coming?" Zack asked, curious about his brother's breaking point.
"Soon.. What- about- you?" Cody gasped between words.
"Uh-huh..." Zack sat up, holding onto Cody's hips, lifting him off the bed and thrusting wildly.
Zack and Cody both moaned as their bodies connected, sharing the heat. They moaned together, coming at the same time and shuddering at the feeling of the electric charge that seemed to shoot through their bodies.
"That just seems to get better and better." Zack smiled and kissed Cody.
"Yes, it does." Cody returned the smile and wound his arms around Zack.
Meanwhile. "Oh, man, I can't believe this. Seeing them together... and you... and..." Kurt took a breath. "How are you, Care or does everyone call you Carey now?"
"No, no, Care is fine. My Dad still calls me Care. I've been terrific. How 'bout you?"
"Well, I've had better days." he touched his cheek, where blood was. "Ouch!"
"Let me help you with that?" she turned to a passing towel boy. "Excuse me, do you have a First-Aid kit?"
"Sure." he walked off to a supply closet.
"Okay, lie down..." Carey sat Kurt down in a lawn chair. Kurt lied down on the chair as the towel boy returned with a First Aid Kit. Carey sat beside him, tending to his cut.
Kurt looked up at her. "How is your Dad, still sneaking those stogies?" (a cheap cigar)
"Every day." they exchanged a smile.
"I can't believe it, you haven't changed at all..."
"You thought maybe I'd be fat and gray?" Carey frowned.
"Well, not grey..." Carey dabbed an extra amount of peroxide to his face. "Ouch!"
"- Finally! There you are!" Kurt and Carey turned, looking close enough to be kissing.
Meredith was taken aback. She was thrown by seeing them together. "Oh. You've met Carey. Good. Honey, Carey's going to make my... wedding gown... But, I don't understand... How did you two meet and why are you so wet?"
"I wasn't paying attention and I..." he turned to Carey. "You're making My fiance's wedding gown?"
"Kurt, I didn't know she was your fiance..."
"How did we meet? How did you two meet?" Kurt was confused.
"Am I missing something here?" Meredith said.
"Sweetheart, you know what? This is one small world..."
"How small?"
Cody strolled along and looked at Meredith. "Oh, hi, Mer."
"Hello."
Zack walked over, joining Cody. "How ya doin'?"
Meredith screamed at seeing double.
"Honey, did I ever mention Zack was a twin?"
"No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. Two of them? How fabulous."
"Don't feel bad, Mer, he never mentioned it to me, either. Imagine my surprise." Zack said.
"By the way, I'm the real Zack. This is Cody. He was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be him. And this is our Mom, Carey Sprouse. By the way Dad, I want to change my name to Zack Sprouse-Martin."
"This is your mother?" Meredith asked.
"Yes." both boys answered.
Meredith turned to Carey. "You were married to Kurt?"
"Guilty again."
"Well, this is a small world."
"And getting smaller." Kurt said.
"And what a coincidence that we're all here on the same exact weekend."
"It's not exactly a coincidence. The children arranged it so their father and I could work out their custody situation." Carey said. The boys smiled.
"The children arranged it? Oh. How sweet." Meredith said, trying to cover up her sarcasm and disgust.