Replaced by a Note

By: Lightkit

A/N: Hi! I'm back! Okay, so last time, they got their tickets to Puerto Rice. I mean, Puerto Rico. Now they just have to get to the airport. I wonder how they'll do it. Wait, I don't need to wonder. I already know! Enjoy the story!

Remember, no more disclaimers! Okay fine, just this once.

I don't own any characters other than Random Guy and possible other Random Characters to come. XP I don't own Price Is Right or Hannah Montana either.

Ch. 9- Return of Random Guy!

As soon as the group got back to Yuki's house, Momiji phoned Hatori. As soon as he picked up, Momiji started jabbering into the phone.

"Hi Hatori! Guess what?" Momiji babbled. "We found the note! We're going to P--!"

"What do you want?" Hatori got right to his point.

Momiji sniffed. "That was rude of you," he complained.

Hatori could be heard sighing over the phone. "You've never called me before, so I'm assuming this is urgent. So what is it exactly that you need?"

Yuki, not the one to be rude, interjected, gently taking the phone from Momiji. He gave him a piece of candy, which then occupied his entire attention.

"Hatori?" he said. "This is Yuki. We need a ride to the airport."

"I'm afraid that's not possible at the moment."

Yuki looked slightly taken aback. "Why not?" He asked, confused.

"Look on the news," Hatori said blankly. "You'll figure it out."

Hatori hung up, causing Yuki to do the same. He walked over to the television set and flipped it on to News Channel 9. A blaring headline shouted in their faces.

"Self-driven car causes chaos!" Everybody in the room groaned.

"A black Honda Accord has been rampaging around the city since around 10 o'clock this morning," said the woman shown at the news desk. "When one looks through the front windshield, there is nothing there. A self-driving car on rampage, coming up on 9 News at noon."

Yuki flipped off the television and went to the kitchen to make lunch. After being kicked out by Kyo, he took to pacing in front of a tree in the backyard. As he ate the rice balls Kyo had made, Yuki pondered the problem of how to get to the airport. After a long time of Yuki pacing, Kyo fuming, Momiji running in circles, and Haru staring blankly at a squirrel, the tree under which Yuki was pacing rustled. Suddenly, out of the poufy, green mass of branches, popped… (CLFBF: Enter you-know-who!) THE RANDOM GUY!

"!" he screamed loudly. The man landed on his head (again), stood up calmly, brushed himself off, and started bouncing in an excited manner.

"Congratulations!" he cried, bouncing in a circle around Yuki.

Kyo narrowed his eyes. "Uh-oh. This can't be good."

Momiji hid behind Haru. "I'm scared again…"

"This is the one millionth time you've walked past this tree!" said the Random Guy, still bouncing.

"You counted?!" Kyo cried, outraged. "Again!?"

"Yup!" replied the Random Guy.

There was more bouncing from the Random Guy, more fuming Kyo, and more freaked out Momiji. Momiji ran into the house screaming, with Haru calmly walking after him. Kyo finally snapped.

"Gaahhhhhh!" he screamed, lunging at the random guy, who dodged out of the way.

"You can't catch me!" Random Guy teased.

Kyo started chasing the random guy around the backyard, and then they went in the house (through the shoji screen of course!). Out came Momiji, screaming bloody murder and completely destroying the door, and once again, Haru calmly walked after him. Suddenly there were a lot of thumping sounds and suddenly the random guy was flying through the air off the roof, screaming, "I'm high on !"

"Oops." Kyo followed the Random Guy off the edge of the roof. Kyo landed lightly on his feet, and Random Guy landed for the third time on his head. But this time he bounced right to his feet.

"As I was saying," Random Guy continued, "since you walked past that tree one million times, you get a prize!"

Yuki rolled his eyes. "Oh boy," he said, in a flat voice. "What's the prize this time?"

"It's… a brand new car!" Random Guy yelled Price Is Right style. As soon as he had said it, our random friend pulled on a random rope. The tree branches suddenly split, revealing a lotus esprit (It's a really nice French car. Look it up on Google). Even Haru allowed himself to gape, it was so amazing (Not to mention convenient! XP).

Yuki shook his head. "There's one problem," he said sadly. "I can't drive without an adult in the car."

Random Guy dismissed it with a wave of his hand. "Not to worry dear boy! Here comes part two of the prize!"

Kyo face palmed himself. "Oh boy, what will it be next?"

Suddenly, a limousine pulled up. Out came…Hannah Montana (I don't know if any of you like her, but I'm just borrowing her!)! Haru stared absently at her as she pulled out a pillow. On top of it lay a small card, next to a set of shiny new keys. What was printed on the card, no one knew yet. She walked elegantly down the grass, holding the pillow high, balancing it perfectly. She stopped just in front of Yuki, and handed him the small card and the keys. She then turned and walked away, giving Haru a wink as she went. He gave her a wave, and Rin popped up behind him, slapped him (HARD!!), and disappeared.

Yuki stared at the card incredulously. "A driver's license?"

"Ah but not just any license!" Kyo said, imitating the Random Guy's manner. "This one will let you drive this car anytime, anywhere!"

"Precisely!" cried the Random Guy, slapping his hand onto Kyo's shoulder.

He peeled off the hand with two fingers. "Okay, that was creepy."

"Well let's give it a test drive, shall we?" Yuki grinned and shook the keys. Everyone cheered, and raced for seats.

"I call shotgun!" cried Momiji.

"Not if I get there first!" called Kyo.

"Too slow guys!" Haru grinned at them from the passenger seat. Yuki honked the horn.

"Would you two hurry up?" Yuki called. "I don't know about you guys, but I want to get to Puerto Rico soon!" Kyo and Momiji jumped in the back seat, Yuki gunned the engine and they roared off. No one noticed the maniacal grin on the Random Guy's face as they drove away.

Dun, dun, dun! What the heck is wrong with the random guy? Will he kill them all? Does he have Tohru? WILL THEY ALL DIE? Mwahahahahaha! Oops, sorry you had to hear that… Anyway, this may be the last update until summer break starts. I'm having a little trouble with, um, you-know-who… and my internet connection… I am trying to write more, but it's hard to come up with genius! You all know that! Anyway, I'll try to do more typing.

Bye! Don't forget to review!

Luv,

Lightkit

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THIS IS THE REWRITTEN VERSION. IT IS NO LONGER IN SCRIPT FORMAT.