My friends from drama inspired this. We had nothing to do one day (we should have been doing costume work for the up coming show) and we had food in the room. The fic starts basically the exact same way our little event was started. I love my friends 3. When they start to list off ideas I decided to let you choose who says what.
Everyone was at Kid's house one day with nothing to do. It was raining and the TV satellite had no signal. Liz got hungry and decided to get some string cheese from the fridge. As she walked out of the room Maka called after her, "Liz, grab me a string cheese too please!"
"Hehe. I'll string your cheese," Soul said jokingly.
Everyone started laughing.
Liz walked back into the living room wondering why everyone was laughing.
After it was explained to her she thought of something. "Oh so its kind of like I'll taco your bell?" she asked.
"I'll popsicle your stick," Maka added.
"Can I fruit your loop?" Kid asked.
"Can I grill your cheese?" Tsubaki added the mildest one she could think of.
Patty stood up, "Can I shell your nuts?"
Every girl laughed while every boy made a face of pure pain and protected their crotches.
"We should write these down," Liz suggested.
Everyone agreed and Kid took out a pad with a pen and wrote down the previously said ones.
"Spice your curry," Soul added.
"Ooh what about kit your kat?" Maka asked
"Haha that's a good one. Milky your way?" Kid said as he wrote them down.
"Butter your finger!" Patty yelled.
"London your broil?" Black Star asked.
"Hm… maybe," Kid said reluctant to write it down.
"Nah, come one Black Star. You can think of better ones," Soul said trying to encourage him.
Liz chuckled. "Pop your tart."
Maka and Patty laughed especially hard at that one.
"Link your sausage," Soul scoffed.
Kid wrote it down while him and Black Star cringed in pain.
"Pop your corn," Patty added.
Soul looked up, "Patty, I think you shouldn't be allowed to add any more. They all sound too painful."
Patty smiled. "Bottle your cap?"
(Uh ow)
"Patty…" Black Star started. "Patty…" He continued thinking. Then he jumped up and yelled, "York your patty! YA-HOO!"
Kid looked at him from his seat, "That's really the best you can do?"
Black Star sat back down quietly.
"Almond your joy." (You can pick who's saying what for these. Just not Black Star yet.)
"Butter your bagel!"
"Juice your fruit?"
"Pixy your stick!"
"Mike your Ike."
"Hold on, I can't write that fast!" Kid wrote down the ones said before pausing. "How about gummy your bear?"
Laughter.
"Why can't the ones I say be funny?" Black Star grumbled.
The group continued.
"Peanut your butter!"
"Milk your dud."
"Pop your rocks!"
"Patty!"
"Sorry."
Kid cleared his throat, "Anyway…"
"Star your burst."
"Pepper your mint."
"Teddy your gram."
"Coco your moo." (it's a Kim Possible joke)
"Candy your cane."
"Cream your cheese."
"Tootsie your roll!"
"Scramble you-"
"Patty I don't wanna hear the end of that," Soul cut her off.
"Mac your cheese," she recovered.
"Guys seriously, give me time to write these down!" Kid shrieked. There was a moment of silence when an unsure voice spoke up.
"Blow your pop?" Black Star said.
The room burst into hysterical laughter.
The list goes on and on. Its almost 2 pages typed. And I had to make up my own list. The original was hand written and over 3 pages. But unfortunately I don't have it =[.
The whole time my friend was saying things like "can I paint your walls?" and "Can I lick your ear?" My favorite one that she said though was "can I butter your cream-cheese?" she was trying to say "can I butter your bagel?"