Ask Kingdom Hearts

by axelroxmysox

Ask any of them anything! Come on in & review! Have your favorite character answer your question!

3. Chapter 2

Me: Hey! I'm back with more of your questions! And I also have a special guest with me! Say "Hi!" Cloud!

Cloud: I'm not really as chirpy as you are.

Me: What's chirpy mean?

Cloud: (sigh) Can we just get on with it?

Me: Why are you so mopey all the time? You didn't used to be like that. Well, before Zack died.

Cloud: Before who what? (tears starting to show up)

Me: Oh, nothing! Moving on! This one is from 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0. I'll have to split these up into groups. It's pretty long. Cloud, do you want to read it?

Cloud: (blowing his nose & wiping his eyes) *sniff* Sure. This is for Xenmas first. *sniff*

Hi!
Er, Can I ask ever member a question or two?

Okays, For Xemnas.
1.) Why did you choose sabers as your weapon? It's like a total rip off of
Star Wars. Don't get me wrong. When you use them you are a force to be
reckoned with BUT I'm sure that you could have came up with something a smidge
more creative. ;D
2.) How do you feel about everyone calling you "Mansex" behind your back?

Cloud: And Xenmas says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

First off, I didn't choose my weapon, the person who came up with Kingdom Hearts did, so tell that to them! Whats are you talking about? Mansex? Where did-

Me: Well, I guess that's your answer for Xenmas, 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0. Next is for Xigbar.

Xigbar.
1.) You are Awesomely Brilliant! Why do you talk like a surfer?
2.) Who's your bestest bud in the Org.?
3.) Have you ever used your abilities to scare the heck out of a member for
the heck of it? If so, Who and was the reaction worth it? If not, Why Not?

~~~
Me: And Xigbar says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Yes, I am awesomely brilliant aren't I? I talk like a surfer because I'm just a surfer dude. I don't surf. That's just how I talk. I guess my best bud would be Luxord, 'cause we both hang out at the bar a lot. Actually, I have. It was Larxene. I shot her in the butt. No, the reaction was not worth it, 'cause she almost killed me.

-Xigbar

Cloud: Next is Xaldin.

Xaldin.
1.) Dude. You were like the 2nd hardest for me to beat in the game. Does that
make you "happy"? Or "Sad"?
2.) Props for making me feel bad when I beat you though. Can I have a hug?

Me: And Xaldin says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Well thanks. That makes me "feel" good. Being the 1st hardest may make me "feel" a little better, but oh well. Um...sure. *hugs quickly*

-Xaldin

Cloud: God this is a lot!

Me: We're not even halfway done. Next is Vexen.

Vexen.
1.) Are you mean? Everyone says your mean.
Hmm. That makes me feel bad.
2.) Can I hug you to make you "feel" better?

Cloud: And Vexen says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

No, I would not call myself mean. I would call myself evil, but not mean.

Me: But you were mean enough to make a Riku replica and fool Sora! That's not very nice!

Maybe not, but it was for the Organization's purpose, therefore it was evil.

Me: Whatever.

Anyway. Before I was rudely interrupted! Yes, you may have a hug, but scientifically speaking, you could never upset me, therefore-

Me: Oh, just give her a freakin hug!

*hugs* Thank you for the questions.

-Vexen

Cloud: Wow. I've never seen you that angry.

Me: (ignoring Cloud) Next one is for Lexaeus.

Lexeaus.
1.) Will you actually answer these questions? 'Cause I've heard that you
don't really do the whole talking scene.
2.) Who's YOUR bestest bud in the Org.?

Cloud: And Lexaeus says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

I will. No one likes me as a friend. I would say Zexion.

-Lexaeus

Me: ...Wow...He answered them, but really didn't say much. Sorry 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0.

Cloud: He's kinda' weird. Anyway! The next one's for Zexion.

Zexion.
Wow. You are like my 2nd fave member! Go you!
1.) Are you emo? (personally I like to think that you're just lurring people
into a false sense of securtiy, waiting until the perfect moment to make your
move)2.) Who's is the most annoying member in the Org.? The least?
3.) Can I PLEASE have a hug? :3

Me: And Zexion says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

No! I'm NOT emo!!! Just because I have an emo-like hairdo doesn't mean I'm emo!! Anyway, I would say that's a tye between Vexen and Axel for who is the most annoying.. Vexen an annoying idiot, but all the same, Axel's a stupid pyro. So, it's pretty tight. I like Lexaeus the most, because he hardly ever talks unlike everyone else. Ok, I guess for you liking me as your 2nd favorite, I guess so. *hugs*

-Zexion

Cloud: Next is Saix.

Saix.
1.) Do your powers get stronger when you're Angry? Cause isn't that what
going Beserk means?
2.) If you don't think that you can feel then why are you Angry all of the
time. Isn't Anger an emotion? Hmm?

Me: And Saix says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Yes, actually they do. I know that I can't feel, and I never said I was angry. Why do people just assume things?

-Saix

Me: Well!

Cloud: Not very nice.

Me: Nope...Anyways, next is for Axel!

Axel.
1.) Wow. First of all. You're my 3rd Fave member. Are you a Pyro? Cause
Pyro's are tons of Fun!
2.) Can I have a hug?
3.) Who do you hang out with normally?
4.) Who do you want to just strangle from time to time the most often?
(Living with 12 other people has to be AWFUL)

Cloud: And Axel says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Yay for 3rd! Yeah! I am a pyro! Finally, someone who see the truth! Pyros are tons of fun! Of course you can have a hug! *hugs extremely tightly*

Isn't that kinda' obvious? I hang with Roxas and Xion! Hhhheeeelllllooo? I normally want to strangle Saix, 'cause he always acts like the leader when he's not, but I do normally want to strangle Marluxia too. Yeah, living with 12 other people really does get annoying.

Thanks for asking!

-Axel

Me: Well he seemed a little happier than usual.

Cloud: Really happy...

Me: …

Cloud: …

Me: Well...talk!

Cloud: Why me?

Me: Cause I said so, now say words!

Cloud: Ugh...Next is Demyx.

Demyx!
1.) CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG!?!?!?!?! (You're So my FAVE Org. Member!)
2.) Is your hairstyle a Mullet, a Mowhawk, or a MulHawk?
3.) Who's Your bestie?
4.) Do you really believe that you have a heart?
5.) I kind of cried when I beat you in the game. It took me over 6 and a half
hours to beat you so it was half Relief and half Horror. How dies that make
you feel?
6.) I'm a total Music junkie so..What's your fave Genre & Band?
I so love you! (In a friendly way. ^-^u...)

Cloud: And Demyx says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Thank you for choosing me to be your favorite. Yes, you can have a hug. *hugs* It's a Mulhawk actually. It's kinda' cool that there was a hairstyle named for my hair, ya' know? Well, I guess Xion. She's really nice to me. I sorta' do and sorta' don't. Sometimes it really feel like I do, but I know I don't. Well, I personally don't think that it was really that hard to beat me in the game, and I can't believe it took you over 6 and a half hours! I really didn't think I was that hard. Actually, I like all kinds of music except country.

Well, friends are the best! Thanks buddy!

-Demyx

Me: That was really long!

Cloud: Did you not read it?

Me: No. I made you read it so I didn't have to.

Cloud: *sigh* Next is Luxord.

Luxord.
1.) Do you drink alot?
2.) Have you ever froze and rewound time again and again for kicks? (I
would've. X33)
3.) Can I hug you?

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Actually, I do drink a lot, along with Xigbar. No, I haven't. I'm not really that kind of Nobody. Sorry to disappoint you. Ok, but don't tell the other's. I'll lose my reputation. *looks around & hugs quickly*

-Luxord

Me: Stupid! We're right here Luxord!

Cloud: Shh!!! I'm on the phone with Larxene! *puts the phone back up to his mouth* Yes, yes! Yeah, he did! Ok, you go do that. Bye.

Me: That was mean!! *gives Cloud a hive-five* Next is Marluxia.

Marluxia.
1.) Why the pink hair?
2.) Do you like Larxene?
3.) How do you feel about the nickname "Petals"?

Me: And Marluxia says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

I have pink hair because girls think it's manly...I think... As an aly, yes, personaly, no. Larxene's just scary. Petals works. If it's compared to flowers, it's Ok with me!

-Marluxia

Me: We're almost done!

Cloud: Yay! Next is for Larxene.

Larxene.
1.) How do you put up with living and working with 12 other guys? (I'm a
tomboy but Come On!)
2.) Why do you wear your hair like that?
3.) Do you like any of the Org. Members in the romantic sort of way?
4.)Are you sadistic? If so we should Hang. Everyone always says I'm evil. (Is
it so evil to laugh when the idiotic person gets his/her head whacked off when
they go to investigate the weird sound ALONE and UNARMED in a horror Movie?)

Cloud: And Larxene says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

To tell you the truth, I'm sorta' Ok with it. They all boy down to me, so I've really got nothing to worry about. Well, that one time Xigbar shot me in the butt, but that was a long time ago, and he's learned his lesson for that.

It's natural. All of us in the organization's hair is. No, I hate every one of them. Totally! Let's! I love evil people just like me! No, it's not evil to laugh when that happens! They brought it on themselves! When you're sadistic, that's what you do!

-Larxene

P.S. Thanks for not asking for a hug!

Me: Again, they weren't totally themselves.

Cloud: First Axel, now Larxene? What's happening to this world?!

Me: Get a hold of yourself! You never know who'll be next!

Cloud: Hahaha!!!

Me: *Slaps Cloud in the back of the head* I said get a hold of yourself!

Cloud: Oh! Thanks! I was totally out of character!

Me: *screams* You still are! You just said thanks! *Slaps him in the face*

Cloud: Oh, what the beep? Where am I? Oh yeah. Questions... *sigh*

Me: Good. Last one! Hooray! For Roxas!

Roxas.
1.) How does it feel being Sora's other?
2.) Who's you bestie?
3.) Your Hair is awesome. Can I have a hug?

Cloud: And Roxas says,

Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,

Well, it "feels" kinda' crappy. I mean, how would you like it if you had no heart and weren't even your own person? It breaks my "heart" to know I can never be just me and only me. Axel is. Why do you ask such obvious questions? Yes, my hair is awesome. Yep! Ya' sure can! *hugs*

-Roxas

Wow. That's LONG! Sorry about that.
Also, Sorry for repeating a lot of the questions.
I love you ALL! (Come On. The Villians are WAY cooler than the Heroes.
Everyone knows that.)
-Erica

Me: Next is...wait...was that it? Cloud, was that it?!

Cloud: *checking reviews* Ye- No. One more.

Me: What?!?! No way! After all that?!

Cloud: Didn't I just say that?

Me: Whatever. Who's it from?

Cloud: It's from Yaridovich23.

Me: Oh! Them! Ok. What'd they say?

Cloud: It says,

Hey axelrocksmysocks! I've gots two questions!
For Larxene: Why is your hair in such a strange fashion?
For Demyx: Have you ever used your sitar EL KABONG! style?

Me: Cool. And Larxene says,

Dear Yaridovich23,

I've already answered that question. Go up to where 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0 asked me that.

-Larxene

Cloud: Ok then... And Demyx says,

Dear Yaridovich23,

No way! Then I wouldn't have it anymore! I would never use my sitar in such a horrible way!

-Demyx

Me: Well that went quick.

Cloud: Yes.

Me: Well, stay tuned! And remember, kids, reviewing keeps a healthy story! So REVIEW!!