Sora: We're back!
Claire: All right! *high-fives Sora*
Sora: Yeah! Today's special guest is...
Claire: Olette!!
Olette: Hi everyone!
Sora: Wait! I need another guy!
Olette: Gross, Sora!
Sora: No! Not like that! Look around! I'm the only guy!
Claire: So?
Sora: Ugh. Never mind.
Olette: Ok, then...
Claire: Right! First we have . (I wonder if it'll show up this time.)
To
Leon,
1) Really? You're not angst? Because you do realize that
after the "It's All
my Fault" stage of angst, there's
the "Denial" stage of angst? And saying
you're not angst
sound pretty denial-ish to me.
2) And if you aren't angst and I'm
just a moron, then why'd you change your
name? I mean, Squall was
a perfectly respectable name and I see no other
reason for you
changing it than shame, which is a pre-stage of angst.
3) But the
whole angst thing aside, hug? I told you my brother died, and
you're
the closest thing I got.
4) Don't hit Demyx! If anything, hit me.
But before you do, keep in mind I'm
just a mentally unstable kid
with Chronic Depression and a whole truckload of
issues!
To
Demyx,
1) Sorry about getting you hit. Never thought Leon would
take it so hard. I
mean, Matchbox Twenty is a perfectly
respectable band! Apology hug?
To Roxas and Sora,
1) In
Kingdom Hearts II, you guys get to pull off some awesome
skateboard
tricks! You ever consider going pro?
Claire: Really? Does it look like he's in angst in Kingdom Hearts? No!!!
Olette: It's Ok, Claire. Just let Leon answer it.
Claire: Fine.
Dear ,
Ok, Ok. Maybe I was angst in Final Fantasy, but not in Kingdom Hearts. Yes, therefore I changed my name. Seriously, this is the last one. *hugs* I don't want that excuse anymore. I'll hit anyone I want to! *punches Cloud in the face*
Cloud: *blood covers his right eye*
Claire: Well, that looks familiar!
Sora: Sure does!
Olette: Haha!
Cloud: I'll deal with you three later! *runs up and attacks Leon*
Claire: Surprisingly, I'm not very scared.
Sora: Haha!
Olette: Yeah, Cloud's too nice to his friends.
Claire: Wait... Leon is his friend! What if he really does hurt us?!
Sora: I have my Keyblade, so I'll just fight him off.
Claire: Good!
Olette: Continuing, Demyx answers,
Dear ,
No problem! Don't blame yourself, it wasn't your fault. Sure! *hugs*
-Demyx
Claire: They sure do like a lot of hugs.
Olette: Obviously.
Sora: Cool! Two in one. Roxas, get over here!
Roxas: I'm right here.
Sora: Right. Thanks for the compliment.
Roxas: Although, I am the better one at skateboarding.
Sora: Excuse me?
Roxas: I just said that I'm the better one at skateboarding.
Sora: Well, who's the Nobody and who's the Somebody?
Claire: Ooooohhhh!! Roxas just got pwned! *takes out popcorn* Want some popcorn, Olette?
Olette: Oooo! Thank you. *takes some popcorn*
Roxas and Sora start fighting
Claire: Now this is what I call the real Keyblade Wars!
Olette: Beat him up, Roxas! Wait. Who are we supposed to cheer for?
Claire: Well, they're both the same person. Maybe...neither one?
Olette: Meaning we should stop them?
Claire: I guess...
Claire and Olette both pull Sora and Roxas apart
Sora: But he said he was better than me! *trying to free from Claire's grip*
Claire: Stop acting like a four-year old!
Roxas: *still being held by Olette* Well, to answer your question, , yes, I have thought of going pro. Sora couldn't even think of that, though.
Clarie: *keeping Sora from Roxas* Don't!
Sora: I will get you, Roxas! *turns toward Claire* You, too.
Claire: Wow. Your scary face really isn't that scary.
Olette: *throws Roxas to the opposite side of the room* Let's just answer the rest of the questions.
Claire: Ok. *throws Sora to the opposite of the opposite side of the room* This one's from 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0.
Thnx
again guys! Sorry I keep writing long reviews. ^-^u...
My lil bro
says thnx for answering his questions Demyx!
Alrighty,
Xigbar,
Xaldin, Saix, & Larxene
I Dare you ALL to...Sing "I'm a
little Tea-Pot" occopello style. (I KNOW I
spelled that
wrong. sorry)
Xemnas, Vexen, Lexaeus & Luxord
What's your
favorite Quote?
There. Short.
XD
Later!
-Erica
Claire: How are they supposed to do that on here?
Sora: *now chained to the wall beside Roxas* Maybe you could video tape it and put it on Youtube!
Roxas: *chained to the wall beside Sora* Hey! That was my idea!
Sora: Ya snooze, ya loose!
Roxas: *struggling to get out of the chains to beat up Sora* Grrr!!!!!
Sora: Haha! Looser!
Claire: You're in the same position, Sora.
Sora: Oh, yeah...
Olette: So are they just gonna sing?
Claire: I guess so. *hands Olette earplugs* Hear you go.
Olette: Thanks.
They both put in the earplugs
Claire: Alright guys! Sing it!
After they've sung
Clarie: Wonderful! Just wonderful!!! *claps*
Olette: Alright guys!
Saix: Was it really that good?
Sora & Roxas in the background: My ears! Oh the pain! Why?!?!?!?!
Claire: Of course it was!
Olette: You guys go back to The Castle that Never Was now, Ok?
Claire: Alright, next we have Xemnas, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Luxord saying their favorite quotes.
Olette: Any quote!
Claire: Right!
Xemnas: "Light and Darkness are eternal!"
Vexen: "Show some respect for your elders!"
Lexaeus: "Grunt..."
Luxord: "I challenge you!"
Claire: Uh...guys...
Olette: We just said any quote, not something you've said before!
Xemnas: Well, maybe those are our favorite quotes!
Vexen: You should respect your elders more!
Claire: Oh, shut up!! *hits Vexen in the head with baton*
Olette: Great. Now leave, guys.
Claire: Alright, then. Next we have Revolution Remix IX!
Back again! Thanks for answering my questions from earlier!
Saix:
1.
Okay so I'm pretty sure that you were the one who in this
order:
-dropped your weapon, turned to Kingdom Hearts, and
asked,"Why...Kingdom
Hearts...Where is my heart?" and
faded into darkness. Which I might add was
totally cool.
2. If
you were Superior for a day what would you do?
Xigbar:
1:
Dude! If you aren't the coolest guy with a ** eye-patch ever! Why do
you
talk the way you do though?
2. What happend to your eye and
why do you have those scars?
Xaldin:
1. How does it feel to
be one of the toughest members to be beaten in the
game only to be
pwned by a Disney Princess?
Zexion:
1. Do you like
waffles?
2. Do you like pancakes?
3. Do you like french toast?
Claire: *raises her hand* I do! I do!
Sora: *somehow out of the chains, raises hand too* Me, too! Me, too!
Olette: Saix?
Dear Revolution Remix IX,
Thank you very much. Yes, a cool ending for my life was a must have. Wow! I don't know where to start! Well, first I would kick Axel out of the Organization. Then, I'd remodel The Castle that Never Was to all my likings. There needs to be some color to it. Maybe blue... I'd also make everyone bow down to me! And of course I could never leave out the part of killing Claire.
-Saix
Claire: Don't worry, Saix. Soon I'll force you to fade into darkness again and you'll no longer have to bear that horrid wish.
Saix: Aww. Thank you.
Claire: No problem!
Olette: I can feel the sarcasm in this room.
Sora: Don't worry. It's just natural that they hate each other. *cues in Xigbar*
Dear Revolution Remix IX,
Thanks, dude. Man! You shouldn't judge people by the way they talk, ya know? That's how I talk, Ok? Not my fault. What happened to my eye? Well, one day, I was practicing my shooting, and Xaldin walks in. And he's like, "Dude! I bet you 1000 munny you can't shoot into a portal that leads to your face and not get shot!" How could I resist, ya know? So, I did it, and it turns out I'm not as good at shooting as I thought I was. End of story. Typical one on one fights, ya know?
-Xigbar
Claire: I wouldn't have done that for a million munny!
Sora: I know right?
Olette: No, I think you guys would have done it for a million munny.
Claire&Sora: *trying to come up with something to say, although it was true*
Olette: Next is Xaldin.
DearRevolution Remix IX,
Ok! She hit me in the gut! That hurts!
-Xaldin
Claire: Yall are all lame! It took me one try to beat Xaldin both times I played Kingdom Hearts II! You seriously need to start playing some more video games if you're that bad!
Olette: Don't be critical!
Claire: Phst!
Sora: Oh, Zexion!!
DearRevolution Remix IX,
Yes. Yes. Yes.
-Zexion
Claire: Hmm... That's not right. Put a little more emotion into it, Zexion.
Zexion: No.
Claire: Why not?
Zexion: Because I don't feel like it.
Claire: Why don't you feel like it?
Zexion: Because I don't want to.
Claire: Why don't you want to?
Zexion: Because you're annoying.
Claire: That doesn't make any sense, Zexion!
Zexion: It doesn't have to.
Claire: Why not?
Zexion: *starting to smile* What?
20 Minutes later
Claire: What?
Zexion: What'd you say?
Claire: What?
Zexion: *grinning* What?
Claire: *becoming really confused* What? I said what?!
Zexion: Why?
Claire: Because you said-and I said-and...Oh!!! I don't know!! I'm so confused!!!
Zexion: That's the point.
Olette: What's going on in here?
Claire: Huh?
Olette: We're done. Why are you and Zexion still here?
Claire: How long did that go on, Zexion?
Zexion: *checking watch* About 30 minutes.
Claire: *steaming* Grrr!!! Review! *storms out of the room*
Zexion: I love messing with her. *takes out french toast and pours syrup on it*