Claire: Hey everyone!
Sora: You guys all reviewed really fast!
Claire: I know, right?Ok...
Sora: Today's
Claire: special
Sora. guest
Claire: is...
Claire&Sora: Yuffie!!!!
Yuffie: Hi, guys!
Sora: Question time!
Claire: Yepper-doodles!
Yuffie: This ones from ultimatesayin16.
hey
sora can you tell me what that note said at the end of kingdomhearts
if
you cant ill kill axel how do you like that
Claire: *runs in front of Axel, guarding ultimatesayin16 from getting to him* NO!! You will never hurt him!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!
Yuffie: *slowly walks over to Claire, picks her up, and carries her back to her seat* Good. Now stay there.
Sora: And I say,
Dear ultimatesayin16,
Ok. If it's not obvious already, the King wanted to invite us to a celebration at the castle for saving the world twice. Now please don't hurt Axel. (Not that you could with Claire around)
-Sora
Claire: Grrrrrr.......
Yuffie: Alrighty then. Next, we have Nightgazer13.
Looks
like a few of the major characters in this story are getting left
out.
So:
Riku,
You should seriously wear that
Organization getup and blindfold more often,
its a good look for
you. Speaking of which: Can you actually see while wearing
that
blindfold or do you just use some sort of crazy
dark-sense?
Namine,
What's up with you and Roxas? You met
for like, all of five minutes at the
beginning of KH2, and at the
end you were both making big puppy-dog eyes at
each other. Did
whatever you and Sora have going in COM somehow get
transferred
over to Roxas or something? Also, how do you feel about
Kairi
apparently having two nobodies (you and Xion)?
Just
wonderin'
Teh Nightgazer
Claire: *gazing up at the ceiling* Yes. He looks waaaay hotter in that outfit.
Sora: Uhhh... Claire? *snaps fingers in her face*
Claire: Huh? Oh, sorry. Riku, please continue on.
Dear Nightgazer13,
Nah. I can't, cause Claire thinks I look hot in it.
Claire: I said hotter! Get it memorized!
Anyway, dark sense, cause you know when I take Xion's hood off, I have to take my blindfold off to see her.
-Riku
Sora: You sounded like Axel when you said that, Claire.
Claire: I said get! Get it memorized!
Yuffie: Oh, wow.
Sora: Pht. Whatever.
Yuffie: Namine?
Dear Nightgazer13,
Well, I liked Sora in the first place, but since he really wants Kairi, Roxas is the next best thing, you know? And I think Roxas just likes me for my beauty and mysteriousness. To tell you the truth, I don't really think Xion is Kairi's nobody. You guys can think what you want to think, though. I may be wrong.
-Namine
Claire: Neeeext!!!
Yuffie: And that would be?
Sora: No one. We have some more questions now.
Claire: Oh...And to think I can't even run my own show.
Yuffie: Nah. You're just not paying attention.
Claire: Therefore, I can't run it.
Yuffie: Oh yeah...
Sora: Alright, then. This ones from . (Ugh! Why won't the freakin name show up?!?!)
To
Leon,
1) Oddly enough, I'll buy that excuse. Consider the angst
accusations
dropped.
2) Fine, no more "Older Brother"
sob-story! But I get thrown in a mental
hospital from lack of
hugs, I'm blaming you.
3) So, since you don't like Matchbox
Twenty, you obviously don't like grunge.
How about CKY? They're
not depressing!
4) I don't really care if you hit Cloud, just not
Demyx, okay?
To Cloud,
1) No offence. You're awesome,
too.
To Demyx,
1) You're probably the only person I've ever
heard tell me, "It's NOT your
fault." Seriously, though.
I've been told, "It's ALL your fault." so much,
I've
developed a phobia for it. Thanks for looking out!
2) Have you
heard of CKY?
To Sora and Roxas,
1) Okay, how about we just
all say that Bam Margera better than the both of
you and move
on?
2)...You don't even know who Bam Margera is, do you?
To
Claire,
1) Of course I love hugs! Hugs are awesome! I also like
baseball,
skateboarding, fire, and hitting people in the face!
Claire: LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Dear ,
Thank you. Oh, poor you! I don't really care. Who the heck is THAT? I will never listen to you! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
-Leon
Yuffie: Wow. We're flying through this.
Claire: Don't wanna keep the people waiting.
Sora: But seriously, we should talk or something...
Claire: NO!!! Cloud!!!!!
Cloud: Well, thanks. I did take one there for a second.
Claire: You didn't even do the "Dear whoever" thing.
Cloud: Didn't have to.
Claire: Well, Ok then.
Sora: And Demyx says,
Dear ,
No problem. Nope. Sorry.
-Demyx
Yuffie: Next?
Sora: Me and Roxas.
Roxas: Hey. *waves*
Sora: Well, , that's fine with me. Roxas?
Roxas: Yup.
Sora: To answer your second question...no.
Roxas: Just as long as we don't get chained to the wall again.
Sora: That's right!
Claire: He-Hey! Me!
Dear ,
Yes, I've noticed that. You are awesome! I love skateboarding, fire, AND hitting people in the face! You rock! *high-fives*
-Claire
Sora: NEXT!!!!
Claire: Hello again, 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0. Fancy you popping up here again!
Yuffie: What she have to say?
Hi
again!
Thnx for singing everyone! I'm sure that you all sounded
absolutely
wonderful!
Eh, thnx for answering. I guess. *sniff*
You COULD have put a little more
thought into it tho. *sniff*
To
Zexion!
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Do you like Apples?
What's
your favorite band?
Btw, You Are Wickedly Niedlich!
To Sora and
Roxas!
Sora, if you and Roxas are "one" then if you
kissed Kairi would Roxas feel
like he's kissing Namine or would he
be in your head going "MAKE IT STOP!
PLEASE! THE HORRORS!"
cause he has to watch it all?
Roxas, Your Keyblades are Oathkeeper
and Oblivion, Yeah? Which do you like
best?
To Both of ya, do
you guys name your keyblades, or are they pr-named when you
get
them?
Last ones go to Cloud and Leon.
Can I Have a Hug
please?
Btw, You guys are my fave characters, outside of the Org.
XI members)
That's all I have. Thanks for putting up with
me!
-Erica
Claire: You big fat idiots! We told you what to say and you STILL said it wrong!!!
Sora: You should be ashamed of yourselves!!!
Xemnas: Oh calm down!
Claire: No! I will NOT calm down!!!!!
Xemnas: *backing away* Ok. That sounds fine...
Claire: *still furious* Yall need to think more of the reviewer, not yourselves!!! And now because of you, one of them wasn't satisfied! Do you know what that means?!
Luxord: No...
Claire: It means I hate you even more than I did before!!!!! Now GET OUT!!!!
All of them run away
Claire: I am soooo sorry about that, 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0. It won't happen again.
Yuffie: Well then. I'm guessing Zexion's next?
Claire: Yes. Zexion?
Dear 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0,
Vanilla. Yes. I'll listen to any kind of hevy metal. I also like the songs that make no sense whatsoever. I think you know what I'm talking about, right? Uh...thank you..?
-Zexion
Sora: Hey! Us again!
Roxas: Nice!! *gives Sora a high-five*
Claire: Have yall ever noticed that we give each other high-fives, like, a lot?
Sora: Oh, yeah. Cool!
Claire: I know, right?
Roxas: Awesome!
Yuffie: I will never understand you guys.
Sora: So, to answer your question, n-
Roxas: No, I would feel like I was kissing Namine. If you asked Namine, she would say she would feel like she was kissing me. Because where would Namine be if I didn't feel her?
Claire: That actually made no sense at all.
Roxas: ...So..?
Sora: Well, Roxas. I guess you get to answer again, because you answered MY question.
Roxas: Yeah. Who really cares? I like the Oblivion the best, actually.
Sora&Roxas: Pre-named.
Claire: Alright, then. Cloud and Leon. Yall here?
Cloud: Yeah.
Leon: Right here.
Yuffie: Well, answer the questions.
Leon: Hey! I got this. Sure you can have a hug. (And how many will that be for this whole fic?) *hugs*
Cloud: I barely even know you! Why would I? ...Whatever. *hugs*
Claire: Long, long, LONG!!! All of these have been long!
Yuffie: Yeah, well that's good, cause you have a lot of people who like this.
Sora: That's true.
Claire: How are yall always so positive?
Sora: That would be our personality.
Claire: And that would be, too.
Yuffie: Huh?
Claire: Nevermind. See yall next time! And don't forget to review! Buh-Bye!
Sora: Bye!
Yuffie: See ya!
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Sorry this took so long to update. I've had a lot of things for school and all that junk. Thanks for your patience!