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I've had to make a new chapter early, because I'm not getting enough reviews! Dude!
I've had over 150 vistors to this story, so come on guys, review! For the time being, I will accept anonymous reviews!
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Adventus: Ah back to the dares… only 5? Oh man.
Jake: [puts his hand up] Can we go now?
Adventus: [throws a chair at Jake] Never! I can still make a story out of 5 requests!
Jake: Damn it!
Adventus: [turns to katt] Could you please read out Pali Makto's review Katt?
Katt: Do I get a fish?
Adventus: Yes, but only salmon! Were on a low budget here.
Pali Makto
Oh I have one..
How about Quaritch has to do 100 press ups in 30 seconds while Neytiri is tickling him with a feather.
Also how about Jake has to wrestle a thanator?
Lastly, how about Norm has to try to outdo Ninat in a singing match :)
Adventus: [throws a salmon at katt] Excellent! Some good quality dares! [turns to quaritch] Read that!
Quaritch: [smiles] Easy!
Neytiri: Do I have to go near him? The skxawng has bad body odor!
Katt: You have to do the dare! Otherwise...uh[turns to adventus] what happens if they don't do the dare?
Adventus: [smiles] We get to make our own dare for them!
Neytiri: [frowns] Fine.
Adventus: On with the dare!
Twenty seconds later!
Quaritch: Almost finished!
Norm: NEYTIRI! GET HIM IN THE NUTS WITH THAT FEATHER!
Neytiri: Eww [Stuffs the feather in quaritch's pants]
Quaritch: [Stops.. than falls rolling around on the ground giggling]
Wainfleet: [Points] WHAT. A. FAG!
Adventus: [laughs] Well, looks like quaritch is soft after all.
Jake: One point for na'vis!
Adventus: Na'vi: 1 RDA: 0. Now… [turns to Jake] You have to wrestle a thanator!
Jake: [almost chokes] What!?
Katt: You heard him.
Adventus: And, we brought our friendly neighbourhood thanator, Bob!
Bob: [sniffs] Slinger?
Katt: [looks at bob] I prefer fish.
Tsu'tey: [looks at jake] bahahahah… bahahahah! That skxawng can't fight a palulukan! Look at him! A rock sees more!
Neytiri: Shut up Tsu'tey!
Adventus: Regardless if he can't fight, he has to try! [teleports Jake to a cage with Bob]
Jake: [looks at bob] I know you, you're that thanator I ran away from before!
Bob: [looks at jake] Grrrrrrr, grrrrrrr.
Jake: Well, guess we'll get thanator stew tonight!
Bob: [farts]
Jake: uhhhh [falls unconscious]
Adventus: Bob wins by default! [claps]
Bob: [rolls over]
Adventus: Okay, Quaritch, as your punishment, you're going to have to get Jake out!
Quaritch: [looks in the chamber] There's no way, I'm going in there!
Katt: [grins] You don't have a choice! Heheheheh! [jumps on the teleporter button]
Quaritch: [appears in the chamber] …Shit.
30 minutes later!
Quaitch: [comes out dragging jake with an exopack]
Adventus: Congratulations Quaritch! You get a cookie! [throws a cookie at quaritch, his exopack shatters] Now, to our final dare from Pali Makto! [reads] Ah, norm!
Norm: Huh?
Adventus: You ever been on American idol?
Norm: That show went out of business 76 years ago!
Adventus: [smiles] Perfect! Because you have to out sing Ni'nat!
Norm: But, but I like Ni'nat.
Quaritch: [spits coffee in norms face] BAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU LIKE A BLUE MONKEY?! BAHAHAHAH!
Jake: Honestly Norm, I thought you had standards!
Norm: [frowns] What's that supposed to mean?
Neytiri: [giggles] Well, we all know what Ni'nat has!
Everyone except Norm: [nods]
Katt: [yells out] Rabies!
Norm: [sobs]
Ni'nat: [smiles] I get to do a singing contest!?
Adventus: [nods]
Ninat: [sings 'Climbing up Iknimaya']
Norm: Uhh… [ makes a very agonizing high pitched shriek]
Everyone else: [start running around in circles] Ahhhhhhh! Shut him up!
Wainfleet: Great. ANOTHER fag!
Grace: [throws a book at norm]
Norm: [falls over]
Quaritch: Bullseye! Excellent shot, for a science puke.
Grace: [glares at quaritch]
Adventus: [looks at a board] Let's check the scores! Na'vi: 2 RDA: 0 Bob: 1.
Katt: Hehehehe, the RDA sucks!
Parker: Hey, you take that back! [turns] Jake, where's my carrot? I emailed to you last week about it!
Jake: Neytiri went through my bag and called it teylu food, and she made me eat it, 'cus she thought I was a skxawng!
Norm: [laughs] Jake eats teylu food!
Jake: You're teylu food!
Norm: [blinks for a few seconds] Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Adventus: [reads his inbox] Silence fools! It appears Jack The Reaper has sent us some requests!
Katt: Yay!
Adventus: Alright, simple question, [turns to moat] do Na'vis have pubic hair?
Jake: I can answer that!
Neytiri: [smacks him over the head]
Moat: [smoking warbonnet fern] Nnnnoo waaay mmaaannn!
Katt: [turns to norm] Do avatars?
Norm: [smiles] Hell yeah!
Jake: [hi fives norm]
Katt: Ewwwwwww!
Adventus: Predictable answer from Norm and Jake there. [reads the last dare and smiles] Jake, can I have a talk to you for a second!?
Jake: [smiles nervously] Alright..
Adventus: [whispers something to Jake]
Jake: Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Adventus: [rolls eyes] Basically you have to scare the crap out of Neytiri.
Jake: Ohhhh [sneaks up behind Neytiri]
Katt: Hehehehehe [pushes jake]
Neytiri: Ahhh! [swings around and hits jake in the side of the head with her bow]
Jake: [unconscious]
Neytiri: [horrified face] Oh no! What have I done!?
Quaritch: [laughs] You nailed him, that's what!
Neytiri: [shoots quaritch]
Adventus: Good to see I've created chaos! [looks at everyone] Alright, I'm going to teleport you to you're living quarters, and you can all go home tomorrow!
Everyone else: Thank goodness
Adventus: [teleports them away]
Katt: [turns to adventus] You're not letting them go are you?
Adventus: [smiles] Me? Of course not! [laughs with katt]
Please Review and post dares or questions for the characters, and Katt and I!
Many thanks to Pali Makto and Jack The Reaper!
I can only continue with more reviews!