"Lucius I want a Taco." Lucius looked to his heavily pregnant wife.

"What the hell is a taco?" Narcissa sighed and heaved herself of their couch.

"It's something muggles eat; it's a corn shell and it has meat inside it." Lucius stared at her shocked.

"So you want muggle food?"

"Yes you idiot!" Lucius jumped back as she stormed toward him. "Now go to London and get me a damned taco and I would actually make it two if I were you." He nodded quickly and apparated to central London.


"Can you help me find a taco?" Lucius asked a muggle. He had been wandering London for hours and now was resorting to talking to a piece of filth for advice. Narcissa wasn't going to be pleased about the muggle or the lateness of the hour.

"Yes try Taco Bell right there around the corner." The muggle pointed in the direction of Fleet St. and Lucius walked swiftly towards the mysterious Taco Bell. He walked and saw the sign with a big bell on it and entered the store. There was a line at the counter and the men at the counter were wearing brightly colored uniforms. The menu had a variety of tacos and also some cinnamon twists.

I wonder what the bloody hell those are.

"Welcome to Taco Bell how may I help you?" Lucius looked at the man in the flourescant yellow shirt and then up at the menu. There were so many choices and Narcissa had been proven to have an appetiate so he decided to do something quite bold.

"I'll take one of everything." The man stared back at him and then started laughing.

"I love your outfit and all, but did Connor put you up to this?" Lucius stared back sick of this muggles behavior.

"I said I'll take one of everything." The man sighed and turned back to the guys on the grill. "He wants one of everything." Ten minutes later Luicus was walking out of Taco Bell with four bags of tacos. He apparated back to Malfoy Manor and found Narcissa on the couch with some chicken.

"Oh I don't want those tacos anymore you can eat them or just throw them out." Lucius sighed he should have never taken a trip to Taco Bell it wasn't even worth it.