Roxas: Hey, you guys!
Sora: Hi, everyone!
Roxas: You're probably wondering, "Hey! Where's Claire?" Well...
Sora: When she decided to visit Roxas, she kinda got sick from him.
Roxas: When I got better, she got worse.
Sora: So, now Roxas is taking Claire's place.
Roxas: Ha! So now I'm in charge of you!!
Sora: No, you're not!
Roxas: Yeah! ...Well, maybe not, but I'm taking her place and that place is higher so...I AM!!
Sora: Whatever! The special guest is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Let's just hurry this up.
Roxas: I'm with ya. Our first questions is from Lucario star.
MUA HAHAHAHAHAH(One hour later) HAHAHAAHAH that's all for now.
Roxas: Ok...
Sephiroth: Those weren't questions.
Sora: Oh well. This one's from Wraith the Destroyer.
Claire:
I feel for you Larxene was the most annoying for me too. I find
that
Ogie Boogie, Vexen, and Captain Hook all help lower the
annoyance factor.
Start with Vexen and don't use any other cards.
Once you die and revive,
follow it up with Oogie who gives you 10
free heals to get back your life.
Then fisish it off with Captain
Hook whole save your life if you have more
than 1 hp.
Vexen,
Oogie, and Captain Hook: Ladies and Gents, the trifecta of
annoying
healing.
Claire: The Zanstezukan sleight also
helps (9 or 0) cause if you use it on a
sleight Larxene loses all
3 of her cards.
Larxene: Yes...you where the only boss of COM
that actually required
stratagy. I salute you. (Salutes)
Saix:
Short hair or long you are still the number one psychopathic
bad*beep* of
the Organization.
Rai: Ya know?
Luxord:
Welcome to my world. Anyway...out of the Organization whose the
worst
at poker?
Demyx: Have you ever met any other people
who use musical instruments as
weapons?
Later all.
Claire:
Good luck with Larxene.
Sora: Well, I'm sure she'll be grateful for that when she gets back.
Larxene: You'd better!
Saix: Thank you...I guess...
Rai: Ya know what, ya know?
Luxord: Demyx. I can't even tell you how many times I've beaten him.
Demyx: *thinks for awhile* Hmm...Not that I can think of.
Sephiroth: Lucario star again.
These
are Q's for chapter 13.
Sora:Are you axel's friend? i know you
have a crush on kairi.
Riku:i know you like like kairi. dont tell
me no. cause i mean you blush a
lot when your near did you
fight with the blindfold on?
Kairi:Your cute-um i mean never
umm... what happend to tidus and
wakka? they didnt appear
on kh2.
roxas:Do you feel better yet?If you do then my Q will be
from chapter
would you be if you were in sonics
worlds?
Larxene:I will kill you then when dead i will kill you
some i like
as a friend. i will still kill you.
Axel:I
think the reason people put you on yoai parings is that on 2
scenes
you said,I'M SO FLATTERED! Also when you were disappearing
you said,he made me
feel like i have a heart.
Sepiroth:do you
think that you can be beatend by tifa and yuffie?
Yuffie:Um... I
like your you related to we
be
friends?
Tifa:I know cloud has a crush on you. by the way
how are you alive when you
died at that mako reactor seven?Did you
like zack.
Cloud:What's up?
Leon:is your nickname
lion?
Lexous(The silent hero):I can be silent too you know...(One
week later)...
Zexion:Your rubbing off on me which is cool cause
sometimes my feeling are
disabeled. i feel like a nobody.
Xemnas:I
like you have this giantic heart which will finish
kingdomhearts.
luxord:What do you think of tails doll.(dont tell
me tails has a doll?)I'm
talking about the creepy version of
tails.i think you cool but im forbiden to
gamble im
too young.
Marxulia:are you related to the grim reaper?
Shadow
heartless:You will be one day mine and i shall call you
fluffy.
Sorceror nobody;Can you teach me some of your
magic?
Demyx:I like you but not like gay relationship.
Zexion:your
making me a nobody stop it or do the caramelldasen!
(sighs)I miss
zack. YOU HEAR THIS SOLDIER I WILL KILL YOU THEN WHEN YOUR DEAD
I'LL
KILL YOU SOME MORE WITH PSYCO MUSIC PLAYING!
Everyone:Do you all
hate-Gah! Only zexion would ask that!
Here have some pizza!
Arigato! Sayonara! I hate the world.
Sora: Somewhat, I guess.
Roxas: Of course he has a crush on her! Who else?!
Riku: So?!! I have a sixth sense that lets me "see" around.
Roxas: Do you mean like a character or animal or something? Be specific, please.
Larxene: Gee, thanks!
Axel: Probably.
Sephiroth: What do you think I'm going to say? Of course not.
Yuffie: You mean shuriken? No! Just because I'm a ninja doesn't mean I'm related to Naruto! Sure.
Tifa: Yes, I know, too. Because I can be! Eh...he's cool.
Cloud: Well, I'm not talking to you.
Leon: No!
Zexion: *gives sarcastic thumbs up* Great.
Luxord: Does it look like I know anything about Sonic to you? No, I didn't think so.
Marluxia: NOO!!!!!!
Riku: *after the nobody talks* It says that's not possible.
Demyx: Totally!
Zexion: You will never make me do the caramelldansen! NEVER!!!
Sephiroth: Next? How could it get any longer?
Sora: The next one is from Khfangirl681213.
Yay,
I finally get to ask a question!
Sora: I hate you.
Riku: Can
you teach me how to speak Heartless? BTW, I know that you're not
part
of the bet, but I think you're awesome! (and smexy)
Roxas: I hope
you feel better! Love ya!
Axel: In the comic, WHY DIDN'T YOU RIP
OFF YOUR CLOAK WHEN ROXAS DAMAGED IT!
HELLO! SOME PEOPLE WOULD
HIGHLY APPRECIATE LOOKING AT YOUR BODY!
Vexen: I don't hate you!
You're one of my faves! If not the best mad
scientist in
history!
Zexion: I understand that he killed you, but could you
please forgive Axel? I
don't want two of my fave guys fighting
with one another.
Lexaeus: You're awesome!
Demyx: I HATE
YOU!
Larxene: I love you! Can I have you autograph my twin
katanas? (Please don't
notice Marly's signature!)
Marly: I LOVE
YOU! ROSES ARE AWESOME, BY THE WAY! THEY'RE BAD*beep*! BTW,
which
is better: TWTNW or Castle Oblivion?
Claire: You're awesome! Can I
have a hug?
Saix: Could you please do the world a favor and die?
Sora: *sniff* That's not very nice...
Riku: Um...Ok...well, I can tell you that three chirps and a high pitched squeak from a Shadow Heartless means "Give me your heart, puny human!" But if it's three chirps followed by a normal squeak, it means "I'm a nice heartless and I don't steal hearts."
Roxas: Yup. I'm just fine!
Axel: That's a good idea...Man, I shoulda thought of that!!
Vexen: Yay! My first fan!!
Zexion: I don't care what you say, I'll do whatever I want!
Demyx: *cries loudly*
Larxene: Uh...sure. *scribbles quick signature*
Marluxia: Thank you! Castle Oblivion.
Roxas: Oo! She's not here. But she'll probably be here next time since Saix lost.
Saix: WHAT?!?! How could I loose?!?!?!?!?!
Sora: Answer the question!
Saix: I might as well, since I have to cut my hair!
Sephiroth: Heh. Loser.
Saix: Shut up!
Roxas: NEXT!!!
Sora: It's from Org. XIII is better than the Akatski.
To Leon,
1) Oh, okay. Just wondering.
2) Since you have no
'favorite' animal, do you have a color of preference?
3) Did you
know that in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney-Justice For All, there's
a
lion in the circus that has the same name as you? It almost killed a
guy,
too. (Like I said. Random.)
4) You know that I think
you're awesome, right? 'Cause, if not, I wrote an
entire story
about YOU.
To Saix,
1)
Well, I have to keep reminding you that I hate you or otherwise,
you'll
forget.
2) Speaking of which, I hate you.
To
Marluxia,
1) I am currently listening to "Dude (Looks Like a
Lady)" by Aerosmith and
all I can think about is you. Is that
proof enough you're gay?
2) Seriously, though. PINK HAIR?!?!
To
Claire,
1) I see. I'm more of a wolf-lover myself.
2) I have a
white tiger plushie from the circus. You want it?*holds out
white
tiger plushie*
2) What's You're favorite COLOR?
Leon: Black. That's great...Yeah. You've told me a lot.
Saix: Well...I hate you, too!!!
Marluxia: No, it's NOT proof enough! The only reason you're thinking about me is because you're writing to me! What now?! Just shut up!
Roxas: *takes tiger* I'm sure she'll enjoy it. Thanks. *creates a portal to Claire's room and throws the tiger in it*
Sora: *jumps up and down* I know what her favorite color is!
Sephiroth: Well, what is it?
Sora: Blue!
Roxas: No, it's black!
Sora: What?
Roxas: Well, lucky for Saix, we're not going to do the official hair cutting, because I'm sure Claire wouldn't want to miss out on it. So, stay tuned for next time when we do it then!
Sora: Bye! Review!
Sephiroth: See you soon... *flies away*
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I got to ride in a limo!!! WhooHoo!! Oh yeah. Sorry this other one took so long, I was too busy riding in a limo! Yeah! I really was sick, though. So...yeah...Byes! :D REVIEW!!
