Much obliged for the reviews guys! Took me 3 days to get over my laziness before i wrote this!

Hope you like the chapter!

Adventus: [walks in] Excellent! We are slowly but surely getting more reviews!

Jake: [very tired] Do we have breakfast before we go home?

Katt: You already had some before you got here!

Jake: Tsu'tey eat my toast..

Tsu'tey: Bahahahaha

Adventus: Well, great to have you guys for today, because we've got more dares!

Max: But I thought we were going!

Adventus: Yeah, I thought so too, until I saw that one of you signed a year's contract!

Jake: I though that was an autograph..

Everyone else: [glares at jake]

Adventus: Not everyone is obsessed with you Jake…

Jake: Apart from Neytiri! [smiles]

Adventus: [rolls eyes] Katt, read Jack's review.

Katt: Alright! [pulls a paper out of her loincloth]

Adventus: The new one, Katt!

Katt: Oh.

Jack the Reaper

Hehe.
Let's see... Dares dares dares...
Damnit I hate making up dares.
Oh well.
Let's see...
What about having Jake shave Parker? And Quaritch too. And Wainfleet! Come 'ere Wainfleet, ** git sum... xD
And when we're at it, let the na'vi smoke some weed. Let them see the pretty colours and shapes xD


Adventus: It may be hard making up dares, but trust me, it's harder writing them! [clears throat] Jake!?

Jake: Yeah?

Adventus: Take this trusty shaver, and do Parker's, Quaritch's, and Wainfleet's hair!

Jake: How much hair? [nervously smiling]

Adventus: All their hair!

Katt: [yells] Hey Wainfleet!

Wainfleet: [deep frying grace] Eh?

Grace: Put me down!

Wainfleet: [shrugs] You're the man, doc. [drops grace in the deep fryer]

Katt: [gathers parker, wainfleet, and quaritch] I found them!

Adventus: Excellent! [teleports them to jake's barber shop]

1 hour of screaming later..

Jake: [comes in, filled with bruises] It was a hard job, but I did it!

Neytiri: [cocks head] How hard?

Jake: Harder than Quaritch's thick head!

Jake and norm: [laugh]

Parker: [walks in] Hey guys, look at my great new haircut!

Adventus: Great, now he's just as ugly as he used to be.

Wainfleet: [walks in]

Everyone: [laughs]

Wainfleet: Eh, whats yer' beef?

Norm: You haven't got any eyebrows! You look like a seagull!

Adventus: You can't tell what he's thinking!

Wainfleet: Oh yeah? [pulls out a gun, shoots at jake] Yeah! Get some!

Quaritch: [walks in]

Everyone: [stop, laugh at quaritch]

Adventus: So did you shave all of Quaritch, Jake?

Jake: Yeah, but it was hard shaving his legs.

Katt: Why?

Jake: He was wearing stockings!

Adventus: Interesting, Na'vi: 1 Transexuals: 0! Next dare please!

Katt: [throws marijuana at the na'vi, than a bong] Hehehehehe! The Na'vis are going to get cancer!

Adventus: Good to see you care, Katt.

Katt: Wa?

Adventus: I was being sarcastic.

Moat: Whoaaaa, gather rouundd duuddes! [smokes more]

Neytiri: Jake, don't be alarmed, but your head has transformed into a potato!

Jake: [confused] What?

Neytiri: [points to the RDA] The evil empire of the cucumber is attacking!

Jake: How do you know what those vegetables are?

Neytiri: [glazed look] Try some man! [holds out some weed]

Eytukan: Bah, Jakesully! This is all your fault! [throws a rock, it hits neytiri in the face]

Neytiri: Waaaahhhhh!

Tsu'tey: This calls for a celebration! Kava for everyone! [goes over to the pot] Ahhhhh! Thanator, Thanator!

Adventus: Tsu'tey, there's a inscription of a thanator at the bottom of the pot!

Tsu'tey: Baaaaaaah!

Wainfleet: I want what he's smoking!

Adventus: Next dares please, before we all suffocate from this smoke!

LoveAVATAR

HAHA! I got a really good laugh of this xP
Ok so I'm gonna go think of something to support your fic... (thinks for a while)

*Neytiri to hit a apple with an arrow that is placed on Jakes head!
*Wainfleet to be dressed as a girl an entire day!
*Grace to have the possiblity to get a sample from the Tree of Souls but needs to make out with Quartich for a whole minute... None Stop!
*They all have to watch Avatar and tell us their reactions!
*How was everyones reactions to when they found out that all the toilets in the living quarters were clugged?

Haha... I can't wait to see what you'll make out of this :P


Adventus: [finishes reading] Oh, I'll make something out of this, but those guys aren't going to like it!

Katt: But since when have we cared about them?

Adventus: Never! Good Katt. [pats katt on the head] Now! Neytiri, you have to shoot an apple off Jake's head!

Neytiri: uhh, okay!

Jake: I don't like this..

Neytiri: [fires an arrow, it misses, hits tsu'tey] Wow, what a good shot!

Tsu'tey: Owwwww…

Quaritch: [grabs the apple, throws it at norm]

Norm: [gets nailed right between the eyes]

AMP dudes: Hahahahahahahah!

Katt: Next Dare!

Adventus: [takes paper] I get to say that!

Katt: Wainfleet!

Wainfleet: Hmm? [eating a rat]

Katt: You have to dress up as a girl!

Wainfleet: Oh, shit! This is like my little sister's birthday! [puts on a dress]

AMP Dudes: Hahahhahahahah! Fag!

Adventus: [turns] What is it about transsexuals this chapter?

Jake: But Wainfleet and Quaritch always were gay!

Quaritch: You crossed the line. [pulls out a baseball bat, knocks Jake out with it]

Adventus: [smiles] Well Quaritch, you CAN prove him wrong!

Quaritch: How?

Katt: Grace can get a sample from the tree of souls..

Grace: Score!

Katt: [smiles] ..if she makes out with Quaritch for a whole minute! Non Stop!

AMP dudes: Ewwwww! The old fart is going with some other old fart! Fags!

Quaritch: You're all on latrine duty for a month!

AMP Dudes: ….Hahahahahah!

1 minute of filthy, despicable crap which I am NOT writing later!

Grace: [dead]

Adventus: Looks as though Grace WOULD die to get samples!

Norm: She suffocated because of Quaritch's BYO body odor!

Adventus: [smiles] Looks like she won't need those samples. [turns to katt] Katt, burn the tree of souls down!

Katt: [smiles] Already did!

Na'vis: Nooooooooo! Why!?

Adventus: I was bored, that's why! Now you all get to watch a movie!

RDA guys: WOOOOOO! AWESOME!!!!!

Na'vis: What's that?

Katt: Moving pictures!

Adventus: [teleports them to the cinema]

2 hours of Avatar Awesomeness later!

Everyone: [comes back]

Adventus: How was it?

Wainfleet: [still wearing a dress] The absolute worst movie of all time!

Jake: You're just saying that because you got crushed by a hammerhead.

Wainfleet: I eat hammerheads for breakfast!

Quaritch: Well, I smuggled in a camera!

Jake: You sick bastard, you took pictures at the tree of voices, didn't you!?

Quaritch: [evil old man smile]

Tsu'tey: Ba! I did not die!

Wainfleet: Yeah! Anyone knows I cut the bastards hair off!

Tsu'tey: Ba!

Norm: Where did the Leonopteryx go?

Neytiri: We ate it!

Adventus: Interesting! Now, how was it in the living quarters?

AMP dudes: All the toilets were clogged, so Wainfleet did a shit on Norm's bed! You should of seen his face!

Norm: [shivers]

Neytiri: There was no problem for us Na'vis!

Katt: You know, there's a reason there's Na'vi poop all over the floor!

Neytiri: [embarrassed] Well, Tsu'tey did most of it!

Tsu'tey: Ba!

Adventus: For that Tsu'tey, you have to eat your crap off the floor! [turns] Good evening! [teleports them away]

Katt: What's for dinner?

Adventus: [smiles] You can eat Jake!

Katt: Yay! [runs off]

Adventus: They'll never know I cut the power! Good times!

Another chapter done! Rejoice!

Thanks for the dares guys, keep it up!

Oh, and to keep it interesting, remember you can send me and Katt dares as well. I may except dares for OC characters! [provided they're not fags!]