I'm back!
And with the longest chapter so far! 8 pages on microsoft word!
I don't own avatar, but adventus, me, katt, bob and furry kittens are mine. [you'll see!]
Adventus: Ahh, great to be back for another day in the world of fanfiction!
Jake: You asshole! [throws a chair at adventus] You turned the power off!
Adventus: Yeah, what are you going to do? [smiles] Katt, read out Jack's dares please.
Katt: Oh, okay. [pulls a paper out of her chest covering]
Jack The Reaper
Hah! Nice one xD
Oh, and by the way, am I supposed to be flattered by the fact that Katt's been keeping my dare in her loinclothes? xD
Now... Let's se...
I want to see Jake in a suit. Jake? Suit up! =D
And while we're at it, make all the other male characters suit up too. You know why? Because suits are awesome. That's why.
And don't you dare tell me otherwise. xD
Adventus: I agree, suits are awesome. [turns] All male characters suit up!
Katt: Except for Norm [smiles] because Norm's a female character!
Norm: Waaaaaaaa!
Tsu'tey: Bah! Sky People clothes! [hopping around with a suit on his head]
Neytiri: Why am I wearing this? [gestures to her suit]
Adventus: Dunno [shrugs and turns] Katt, what have I told you? You're supposed to keep the dares in a folder, not in your clothes!
Katt: [sobs] But I don't wanna! Waaaaaaa!
Adventus: Perfect. Just perfect. [turns] Jake, look what you've done!
Jake: huh? [ripped his suit]
Adventus: Well, you guys have to wear suits for the rest of this chapter...including me! [magically acquires a suit]
Jake: Why?
Adventus: Simple. Because suits are AWESOME! [hi5s jack the reaper]
Bigoldfrog
Chaotically fun in its brilliance, like one of my favourite books of all time. I love it!
I have an itch needing a scratch; a truth only such a brain as yours could acquiesce.
For Miles Quaritch: If the answer to the universe is 42, what the hell is the question?
Adventus: I'm flattered. [turns] Quaritch, what's the question?
Wainfleet: Oh! I've got one! How old is the old fart?
AMP dudes: But dude, everyone knows Quaritch dude is 10000! [hi5 each other]
Quaritch: Easy! How long have I been in the military!
Adventus: Funny, seeing as you've been in the army 42 years, you're still just a colonel.
Everyone else: [laughs]
Adventus: Next dare please! [takes paper from katt]
Pa'li Makto
What a great chapter..Excellent work with Quaritch and Wainfleet.
Hm dares...
about if Norm goes on Iknimaya to get a Ikran?
has to teach all the AMP Suit guys how to cook algae and whatever else is lying around on Hells Gate.
has to dance seductively in front of the old fart Quaritch.
Adventus: Oh god, how can you be so evil? I like it! [smiles]
Katt: Norm has to go on a hopeless quest to acquire an Ikran! [laughs]
Jake: Trust me, Norm's going to be an epic failure!
Wainfleet: [turns] Alright ladies, let's bring the cookware! [pulls out a chainsaw]
AMP dudes: Whooooooa! [start running around catching banshees and viperwolfs, detergent, and anything not nailed down]
Adventus: [ducks under a flying cow]
Katt: [runs after it] Cow! Cow! Cow!
Adventus: How is norm doing?
Norm: [comes back crying] There were no banshees! Those guys ate them all! [points to amp dudes]
Wainfleet: [has trudy on a spit] Hey, get some bro! [holds out trudy's head]
Norm: Waaaaaaa! [runs off]
AMP Dudes: [chasing norm] Come on dude, try some!
Wainfleet: Yeah! Get some!
Adventus: [sighs] Well, this had to be done sooner or later. [turns] Neytiri, I order you to dance seductively in front of Old Fart over there! [points to Quaritch}
Neytiri: [shivers] Do I have any choice?
Adventus: [drops tea] WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!! [throws chair at neytiri]
Neytiri: [ducks] …fine.
10 Minutes of Neytiri dancing around that any avatar fan would give their lives to see later!
Quaritch: [frothing up at the mouth]
Neytiri: [kicks him in the nuts and runs off]
Adventus: ..You've got to admit, that's just sick. Next dare!
VampireStories
Ok so I wasn't going to do a rewiew but hey I want more chapters right? So they find another tree of voices and they tell jake and neytiri or any other pair that they have a day of there while theyspy on them the whole time. I'm not sexist this just seems like a funny story. Or maybe they'll all
Have to survive in the forest alone . I don't know?
fool i am the weasel
hm oh i know make mr .scar face dude(as i like to call mr.Q)go on a date with a navi lol :)
Adventus: [smiles evilly] Pure writing brilliance in it's purist form! We can put these together!
Real Adventus: Indeed! [comes down a gold escalator]
Adventus: [turns] Holy Shit! [falls of his chair]
Real Adventus: Sorry, it's just that I'm smarter than you, and we must make good use of this dare! [pulls out a list] These are the pairings of characters!
AMP Dudes: Dun Dun Dun! Hahahahah!
Neytiri: Please not Quaritch! Please!
Real Adventus: Alright, here it is!
Everyone: [silent]
Real Adventus: Firstly, [looks up] Jake and Neytiri!
Jake: Wooooo!
Real Adventus: [rolls eyes] Next, Wainfleet and Grace!
Wainfleet: Ohh No!
Grace: [swallows her cigarette] Nooooo! [chokes]
Real Adventus: Third, Quaritch and Piral! [I write it as Piral, cos its more awesome]
Quaritch: [turns] You crossed the line! [turns to piral] I'm going to eat your eyes for jujubes!
Piral: [gulps]
Real Adventus: [smiles] And for the finale? Adventus and Katt!!!
Adventus: Are you completely insane!?
Real Adventus: [shakes head] No actually, everyone knows you're jealous of Jack the Reaper!
Everyone else: [laughs hysterically]
Adventus: [goes red] Shit! How did you know!?
Real Adventus: [laughs] Because I made you idiot!
Everyone: [laughs]
Katt: [slightly smiles] What are these pairings supposed to do exactly? [keeps eyeing adventus]
Real Adventus: Basically you go to separate trees of voices and …date. I hate that word! [turns] What are you still doing here? [teleports them away]
Norm: What do we do now?
Real Adventus: Simple. We watch them!
AMP dudes: Fag!
Real Adventus: Hey, AMP dudes, trust me when I say you'll thank me later.
AMP dudes: Why?
Real Adventus: We'll put it on camera, transfer it to global television, and start raking in millions!
AMP dudes: Awesome!
Real Adventus: Okay, let's see Jake and Neytiri! [walks in the tree of voices, comes out a minute later] You can guess what they're doing..
AMP dudes: [laugh]
Real Adventus: Now Wainfleet and Grace! [teleports them away]
Wainfleet: [walks out of the tree of voices]
Norm: Hey, where are you going?
Wainfleet: uhh.. [runs off]
Real Adventus: Predictable. Quaritch and Piral!
Quaritch and Piral: [having an epic fight like jake and Quaritch's]
Real Adventus: Damn, I thought Quaritch would be dead!
AMP dudes: Hey Quaritch dude! You're sooooo not awesome!
Quaritch: [stops] You crossed the li-
Piral: [kicks him in the face]
Real Adventus: [puts a camera on a tree] We can use that footage to rival James Cameron! [teleports] Now… Adventus and Katt!
Max: I don't like where this is going…
Real Adventus: You shouldn't, because they're not doing anything! [points through a bush]
Adventus and Katt: [sitting opposite each other]
Adventus: Sooo, how was your day?
Katt: Meh. Pretty boring till I ate that cow!
Real Adventus: This isn't working. I'm going to use Katt's ultimate motivation! [throws a bowl of strawberries at katt]
Katt: [looks] Strawberries! Yay! [eats them all]
Adventus: ..right.
Katt: [looks at adventus… and purrs]
2 hours of despicable yet awesome footage later!
Real Adventus: [turns to AMP dudes] Well, they're finally both asleep in the jake/neytiri position! We better get back before they wake up! [teleports everyone back] So, how was everyone's dates?
Jake: Excellent, as usual! [kisses neytiri]
Real Adventus: Leave it out you two! [turns] Grace, what about you?
Grace: Excellent!
Everyone: [gasp, some faint, max has a stroke]
Grace: Nooo, excellent because Wainfleet ran off!
Everyone: Oh thank god/eywa.
Real Adventus: Sick people, you've all got filthy minds. [turns] How about you guys?
Quaritch: Terrible, I didn't even get to kill her!
Piral: [looks at quaritch] Likewise.
Real Adventus: Interesting. [turns and smiles] And what about you two?
Adventus: [glances at Katt] Fine.
Real Adventus: [smiles] Than what's this? [holds up a bag of kittens]
Adventus: [goes red] You. Scheming. Bastard!
Everyone else: [burst out laughing]
Real Adventus: Well, my job is done. Goodbye! [goes up the escalator]
Adventus: [turns] All of you! Shut up! [sits on his chair] Next dare!
Katt: [sits on adventus] Yeah, next dare!
LaTeNiGhTaLuMnI
*Neytiri is dared to drink hot sauce
*Quaritch is dared to staple Tsu'Tey's ears to his head.
lol thats all I can think of lol
Adventus: Interesting, and shut the hell up!
AMP dudes: Whoa, whatever dude!
Parker: [pulls out some tobassco sauce] I put this on my carrot sometimes!
Everyone: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Neytiri: [falls over and has a seizure]
Wainfleet: Ohh, that dude can't hold her sauce!
Quaritch: Agreed! [staples tsu'tey's ears to his head]
Tsu'tey: AHHHHHHHHH!
Jake: [laughs his head off]
Tsu'tey: [crying] Get my mum! Get my mum!
Adventus: Marvelous! [laughs] Excellent work Quaritch! Next dare!
rozenmaiden158
awsome story hm...how about
*make the na'vi listen to rap music
*make them charie the unicorn for 1 hour straight
*have a dance off
* make tsu'tey take grace on a date
where do the na'vi use the bathroom ?
Adventus: The Nav'i don't use the bathroom. The crap all over the floor.
Jake: Rap music? Awesome! [starts trying to imitate it]
Nav'i: Make him stop! [running around like crazy]
AMP dudes: Rap music? Fag! [shoot at jake]
Adventus: Predictable reaction there. [reads next dare] Sorry but I can't understand that… next dare!
Jake: [starts doing disco dancing]
Neytiri: Skxawng! [smacks him over the head]
Parker: [starts moonwalking and singing a Michael Jackson song]
Adventus: Intersting, Wainfleet, what about you?
Wainfleet: [starts spinning around on his head and singing MC Hammer]
Katt: Now for the judges to tally the scores! [talks to adventus for a few minutes] Wainfleet is the winner! Followed by Parker, and lastly Jake!
Jake: Oh no! My life is ruined! [starts moaning and wailing]
Katt: Next dare! [picks up a folder]
Adventus: Good katt. [gives Katt a fish]
rozenmaiden158
have the dude with the scar skinny dip with everone watching..
katt and bob are the best so here some ice cream XD
Quaritch: Woooo! [pulls clothes off and jumps in a pool]
Everyone else: [immediately run out of the water]
Adventus: And so our longest chapter so far is finally finished!
Bob: [starts running around with an ice cream box on his head] Slinger! Slinger! Slinger! [runs into a slinger]
Slinger: [screeches]
Bob: [cocks head] Slinger? [eats the slinger whole]
Katt: [gets an ice cream box] Wow! Strawberry ice cream!
Adventus: Oh, great. [turns] You all have to sleep outside tonight!
Quaritch: Yeah, looks like you need the living quarters!
Adventus: Get stuffed and good night! [gets pulled away by katt]
Done! 2,382 words done!
Please review, and tell me what you think of this little pairing! Remember, Adventus and Katt dares are accepted!