Sora: Sup, everyone?
Claire: Hey! I always get the first word!
Sora: Hehe...not this time.
Claire: You're so mean!
Sora: No!
Claire: Ok...well now I'm gonna give a small talk to everyone. Do you know yall just dropped a bomb on me all in one day? I mean, I got loads of reviews in ONE DAY!!! This is seriously gonna take awhile.
Sora: Wow. Alright, well there is no special guest today because we don't have to time to let them talk, so let's just get on with it. This first one is from Lucario star.
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Hiya!
Zexion:
What's in your book?
Riku:was it hard fighting with cards in
castle obvlivion?
Bye! Charcacter change! Platimun royal! Holy
crown!
-Dissappears-
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Zexion: Already said, not telling!
Riku: Completely!
Claire: Mk, the next one is fromOrg. XIII is better than the Akatski.
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To
Leon,
1) Yeah, I'm not really sure how any of that was relevent to
this story. I
was just sayin' random crap.
2) What kind of
music do you listen to? (I'm a big music fanatic.)
3) ...Can I
have your autograph? I need bragging rights at school.
To
Roxas,
1) Kickflip, nice! Everyone loves the kickflip!
2) Have
you ever played any of the Tony Hawk games?
3) Do you still hate
Seifer?
To Saix,
1) Yeah, you can't hate! But I can! And I
got plenty of hate-age for you!
What?!
To Marluxia,
1)
Well, okay then. If you had brown hair previously, then I don't
think
you're gay anymore.
2) You ever think about dying your
hair brown again?
To Cloud,
1) Can I have your autograph
too? It'll be stupid if I go to school with
Leon's autograph, but
not yours.
2) I never really pointed this out, but you're in my
Book of Awesome People
too. You and Leon are tied for 5th.
To
Claire,
1) You're back! Yay! Roxas could never take your spot as
host!
2) So how'd you like the white tiger plushie?
3) Do you
have a favorite Nickelback song?
-Org13 out-
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Leon: I'd say somewhere in the line of rock and hevy metal. ...Sure. Do you have a pen or something to write on??
Roxas: Yeah, Axel has a few. Oh, no! I love Seifer now! Of course I still hate him!
Saix: What..?
Marluxia: Yay! *jumps around throwing petals* Yeah, a few times, but I think it looks better pink.
Cloud: *thinks about it for a while* That's true. *takes out own pen and writes signature* That's...wonderful...
Claire: Yeah, he did do a pretty bad job. Ah, that thing was from you! I was watching TV and it few in a hit me in the face! Well, I only have the album before the last one, the black/dark horse thingy, so I'd say "Next Contestant." It's pretty funny, haha.
Sora: Alright, next?
Claire: Capeircorn.
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yay
i have a lot of questions adn i would be oh-so-happy for all of you
to
answer them.
to axel:
1) why do you not love roxas?
or do you SECRETLY?! because if you do, i will
pay you. yeah, i
love yaoi that much.
2) how much hair gel do you use?
3) can i
have a hug PLEEAASEE?! (if you do not, i will go fire-estiguisher
on
you)
now for demyx:
1) CAN I HAVE A HUG?!?!?
2)
YOURE AWESOME DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
3) CAN I HAVE ANOTHER
HUG?!?!?
xigbar:
1) wow it took me and my friends about 20
times on kh2 to kill you. why do
you hate us so?
2) why do you
have an eyepatch?
3) why are you paired with demyx?? its
WIERD!
roxas! (yay!):
1) OH MY FLIPPIN GOD! HOW DO YOU GET
YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT?!?!?!?
2) do you wear contacts?
3) does
your hair REALLY look like that when you wake up?
4) do you ever
read fan fiction about yourself and then review them?
5) why are
you paired up with sora? its strange.
6)(and most important) DO
YOU LOVE AXEL?! BECAUSE YOU SHOULD! WHY DONT YOU IF
YOU DONT?
THERES SO MUCH TO LOVE (your welcome for the complament
axel)
sora!:
1) would you go share a paupo fruit with riku
for me??
2) why not?!
3) why are you paired with kairi?! SORIKU
FOREVER (im sorry if that offended
you)
riku:
1) would
you go share a paupo fruit with sora for me??
2) why not?
3)
why are you paired with namine sometimes?! did you invent that
because you
like her?! NOT COOL!
axel and roxas:
go kiss
and then send me a picture of it pleasee??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? i will
pay
you!
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Axel: I don't care how much you love your freakin yaoi! I DON"T love Roxas!!!! I use no hair gel, it's totally natural. No! Miss yaoi!
Demyx: Sure! *hugs* Yes, yes I did. Ok, just for a fan. *hugs*
Xigbar: Because you were playing as Sora/Roxas and I hate Sora/Roxas! Omg! I've said this like two times now! I shot myself in the eye on a bet! I know, right?
Roxas: Natural! :D Uh...no. Well, it has some dents in it, but I fix them later. Yes, I have read them, but I couldn't review because everyone would go crazy. Actually it makes sense. Shut up! I don't like for god sake!
Sora: NO!!!!! Because I'm not gay, you idiot!! Because we both like each other, that's why!
Claire: This yaoi thing is getting really annoying.
Sora: Tell me about it.
Riku: I'm not answering that question. Because it's stupid. I do NOT like Namine! I don't make the pairings.
Axel & Roxas: WE DON"T CARE!!!!
Claire: Wow.
Sora: That was extremely annoying. Next is...oh my god.
Claire: Them again?
Sora: Yep.
Claire: *looks at review* No! It's more yaoi! Skipped!
Sora: Good! Next is 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0.
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It's
okay!
I was just making sure that I hadn't put anything offensive
or whatever in
it. XD
Thanks Saix!
(Hands Saix a wig that
looks like his old hair)
*whispers* hide it from
claire!
Sora.
1.)What's your favorite Movie?
2.) Fave
Band?
Roxas.
1.) Fave Movie?
2.) Fave Band?
Claire!
Glad
that you're feeling better!
1.) Fave Movie?
2.) Fave
Band?
That's all I got for yall!
-Later!
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Saix: *whispers back* Thanks.
Sora:Transformers!! :D I don't really listen to music that much.
Roxas: For both: nothing that Claire likes.
Claire: That's so mean, Roxy!
Roxas: I was just kidding! Gosh!
Claire: I can't really think of any movies so I'll just say um...Coraline? Ten Minute Turns fo sho!
Sora: Next is from Yaridovich23.
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Gr...IDIOTS!
ALL OF YOU! None of you have heard of Mother 3?! *launches
missiles
at The Castle That Never Was*
Anyway, questions!
Xemnas:
You
look old, how old are you oldy?
Xigbar:
What's with the yellow
eyes?
Xaldin:
Wind
is a lame element, yeah, i know its not a question, but ur
very
boring...
Vexen:
Because, shields ARE LAME!
Lex...rock
man:
If your element is earth or rock or rock or rock or whatever,
why dont you
use boulders in battle? DOUBLE FAKER!
Zexion:
Is
there something special about the eye your covering up? can you see
the
future with it? Tell me what im getting for Christmas or ill
burn all ur
books!
Saix:
Wolf.
Axel:
You should eat
more, your limbs are like twigs.
Demyx:
Your sitar looks like a
male reproductive organ! Your thoughts?
Luxord:
Nya!
Larxene:
YOUR
SEXY! Anyway, if you could change ANYTHING about the Org. what would
it
be?
Roxas:
Why do you wear rings? Are you a girl?
Namine:
(if i can ask her questions)
You look like a *! You wear one piece
of clothing besides your shoes, making
you vulnerable!
BYE
LOZERZ!
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Claire: Oh my god! We're all gonna die!! NOOOO!!!!!
Sora: See, the thing is, we're not at The Castle That Never Was. We're at the studio!
Claire: So, everyone there right now will suffer and can rebuild the thing themselves!! MWAHAHAHAA!!!! On to the answers!
Mansex: Maybe because I'm an adult!
Xigbar: It's my eye color! Never seen anyone with yellow eyes before?!
Xaldin: That's wonderful to know...
Vexen: ...SO?!?!
Zexion: Yes! And you're getting coal! No one knows where my books are! HAHA!!!
Claire: It's true. I see him come out with books I've never seen in my life.
Axel: I have a high metabolism!
Demyx: My thoughts are that you're really mean!
Larxene: I'd be #1.
Roxas: They're finger bands!
Namine: That's because it's a dress! It's supposed to be one piece.
Claire: Alright. Last but not least, it's Capeircorn... great.
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xigbar: why wouldnt u die?
xemnas: sorry dude but when u talk u sound dead
demyx: hi!
roxas and axel: i went to an anime
convention today and guess what i saw?
akuroku cosplayers! and i
have several pictures and hugs to prove it!
sora: hi and can i have leons cookie?
riku: did sora not grab ur butt at the end of KH2 or what?
everyone: which word is better; confused or confuzzled?
saix: ur scary! DONT EAT ME!
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Xigbar: Already answered!
Xemnas: Can dead people talk? Huh? No? I didn't think so!!
Roxas: They can cosplay however they want!
Axel: It's still not true!
Sora: Why are you asking me?
Riku: Belt!
Everyone: CONFUZZLED!!!!
Claire: It should totally be in the dictionary! Everyone uses it.
Saix: Too bad I'm not a cannibal!
Claire: Yayz! We're done! It took 5 pages of Open Office but we're done!
Sora: Yeah! Stay tuned!
Claire: Don't forget to review and request for special guests! Oh, and this ask fic will go up to 20 and then we'll do a new story but as the same fic. Bye!
Sora: Bye!
