Claire: Hey, yall!
Sora: Hello!
Claire: The special guest for today is...
Sora: Aerith!
Aerith: Hello.
Claire: Ok! Let's get started! Our first review is from Org. XIII is better than the Akatski.
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To
Leon,
1) ...One moment please. MOM, WHERE'S MY PEN?!...BECAUSE I'M
ABOUT TO A
FAMOUS DUDE'S AUTOGRAPH!...NO IT'S NOT CLAY AIKEN! JUST
GIVE ME MY
PEN!...WHADDAYA MEAN, THE DOG ATE IT?! *sigh, to Leon*
One more moment please.
*goes off to find pens* -5 minutes later-
I'm back! And I've got a pen! Sign,
please. *gives pen and
paper*
2) That's weird, 'cause the only music I have on my shelf
is rock, heavy
metal, and Matchbox Twenty. Matchbox Twenty is the
exception to everything!
To Roxas,
1) Good to hear, because
I have a favor to ask. Go to Twilight Town and beat
the crap out
of him. And if Rai and Fuu try to stop you, bring Leon as
backup.
To
Axel,
1) You like Tony Hawk games? Whoa. Never thought you to be
the skateboard
type.
To Saix,
1) Inside joke. You
wouldn't understand.
To Marluxia,
1) Word of advice: don't
do that. It makes me think about changing my mind
about your
sexual orientation.
2) Aw, why not? Brown-haired people are
awesome! Bam Margera, Rob Thomas, me,
um...Leon!
To
Cloud,
1) Thank you, Mr. Awesome Man Who I Look Up To Very Much
Now!
2) Like I told Leon: random crap.
To Claire,
1)
Well, Roxas was the one who threw it! 'Sides, it was all that heavy!
It
was Beanie Baby size!
2) Oh, Dark Horse? Yeah, I got that
for Chrismas. If you want, you can borrow
it.
3) Yes! "Next
Contestant" is awesome! I had it stuck in my head for weeks!
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Leon: Sure. *signs* Cool.
Roxas: I don't need Leon! *kills Seifer* MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! That felt good...
Axel: I do every once in a while!
Saix: Good to hear.
Marluxia: Ok. Because pink is very manly!
Claire: Psht! For you it isn't!
Cloud: Why, you're welcome, young lad!
Claire: No, I wasn't blaming you, I was just angry at Roxas. I'd love to, but I'd get killed.
Aerith: Alright, next is Lucario star.
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Xemnas,
What do you think of caramelldasen?
Zexion,You will tell what's in
that book or so help I will kill you.
Sora:
Hiya!
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Ma-Xemnas: I HATE that freakin song! Claire plays it all the time!!!
Zexion: Neva!
Sora: Hi there...
Aerith: Who's next?
Claire: Khfangirl681213.
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Once
again, hi!
Sora: THOSE PERVS, YOU GRABBED HIS BELT, NOT HIS BUTT!
Oh, and I still hate
you.
Roxas: Love you! Why won't you marry
me?! And how'd you get the outfit that
you wear in Twilight Town?
Just asking because you went from wearing that
outfit when you
first became a Nobody to wearing the cloak, and then back to
wearing
the outfit.
Riku: What if we're not too young to get married?!
Free country! What's the
most embarassing moment that Sora
had?
Axel: FYI, I do have a Nobody! Her name is Abinixia, so HA!
WHY DON'T YOU
LIKE LARXY?! SHE THINKS YOU'RE HOT!
Namine: I
love your shoes! Where'd you get them?
Larxy: You never answered
my question! How far did you kick Sora in CoM? Oh,
and do you
listen to Paramore and Linkin Park? Their music just matches
your
personality 100%!
Saix:HA! YOU GOT A HAIRCUT!
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Marly: It doesn't matter what color your hair
is, you'd still look sexy
either way. ;D Thanks for the
definition! Oh, and could you please murder
Tetsuya Nomura for me?
He was originally gonna make you a woman, and I'm so
mad at him
because of that!
Zexion: I already know what's in your book, so
I'm not going to pester you
about it at all. It's pretty obvious,
actually. It's some sort of story. Do
you know that I'm growing an
emo bang exactly like yours?! Does it make you
feel grateful for
the fact that I pretty much haven't mistyped anything at
all?WILL
YOU MARRY ME?!
Demyx and Saix: DIE YOU IDIOTS!
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Sora: Yeah, I know! Yeah...thanks.
Roxas: Because I don't like you! I don't even know you for crying out loud! I...change. Not that hard really...
Riku: I don't care! That's how I feel! That's really hard. I guess when he and I were fighting on that island in the island with Kairi watching and he fell off the side after trying to ram into me. Kairi and I were laughing so hard!
Axel: That's not YOU though! So HA!! I don't care if she wants to marry me! I don't like her!!
Namine: The Shoe Store That Never Was.
Larxene: Like I already said, he beats me! Yep. Ya think?
Saix: *comes in with wig on*
Claire: I don't think so. *rips wig off, revealing his matching hair with Lexaeus*
Saix: *cries and runs out of the studio*
Marluxia: He was gonna WHAT?!?!?!?!
Zexion: Wrong! You'll never guess! :) Well, that's just wonderful...I guess. And...no.
Claire: *runs in front of Demyx* Don't say that about Demyx! You can say that to Saix, though. :)
Aerith: Next we have Yaridovich23.
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Darn!
Missed! EOX! KILL THEM! *Eox stomps toward studio*
Xemnas:
Really?
An adult you say? DUH! I meant like an old man!
Xigbar:
Why
do you wear a ponytail?
Xaldin:
* you!
Vexen:
I give
up.
Lexaus:
Answer the question i asked plz...OR DIE!
Zexion:
I
love coal! YAY!
Saix:
Wolf
Axel:
It's called
unhealthy.
Demyx:
Not my fault thats the case. Why do you shot
'dance water dance!'?
Luxord:
Ur boring!
Marluxia:
Why
pink hair?
Larxene:
YOUR GOOD LOOKING! Anyway, if you could
change your weapon, what'd you change
it to?
RoxaS:
Sure
they r...
Namine:
Well, im just saying in case Axel or Marluxia
get...urges...
BYE EVERYONE! HAVE A NICE DEATH!
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Claire: Oh...wow.
Sora: That thing's HUGE!!!
Aerith: Let's stop it after the questions are finished.
Claire: Sounds good.
Xemnas: I have seen that all kids call adults "old." I that case, I do not care what you say.
Xigbar: Cause it's awesome!
Xaldin: I have no comeback...
Lexaeus: And what would that be?
Zexion: Good! Because that's what you're getting!
Axel: I eat!
Demyx: It's a cool phrase, don't you think?
Luxord: Hm...Maybe.
Marluxia: I've already had this debate!
Larxene: Any kind of big gun.
Roxas: They are! You've never seen those before?!
Namine: Oh...creepy.
Claire: We will NOT! Fire cannon!!!
Sora: *fires enormous cannon, but it only makes a big hole* Grr! Thunder! *shoots thunder & makes the huge thing stumble* Ha! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
Aerith: I think Sora's got it handled there.
Claire: Yeah! Go Sora! Next is from 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0.
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HiHi
Again!
*whispers "You're Welcome to Saix."*
Hmm.
Questions.
Axel!
*hands
you earplugs for when annoying Yaoi fangirls attack you
with
questions*
1.) Football, Hockey or Baseball?
2.)
Invader Zim, Futurama or Family Guy?
3.) Have you ever thought
about how similar you and Reno are?
I gots to go play Baseball
with my lil bro.
-Later!
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Axel: Yes! That's what I've needed all along! Thank you! Football or hockey. Invader Zim!! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it before.
Aerith: Ok, next is from videogamewriter.
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Ok
then just to get this out of my system I compare Super Smash
Brothers
Brawl characters with Kingdom
Hearts.
Sora-Pit
Kairi-Zelda
Roxas-Link
or Lucas
Namine-Peach
Ike-Cloud
Now you would think of me as
weird freak.
Onto my waiting to be answered
questions.
Zexion:
1)Have you ever read the Twilight series
before?
2)Do you also read amine and manga?
Claire:
1)If you
were to pick one Organization member who would it be?
2)Do you
play video games? Favourites?
3)Caramelldansen is the
best!
Sora:
1)What shoe size are you?
2)Where did you get
the crown pendent from? I want one!
3)When you were hugging Kairi
when you met each other why didn't you kiss
her?
Riku:
1)When
in KH1 how are you able to be buff in such a young age?
2)At the
time you said you were going to share a papou fruit with Kairi
did
you really mean it?
3)Do you like Xion?
Roxas:
1)Why
does your theme sound so emo?
2)Have you ever tried singing?
*cough*JesseMcartney*cough*
3)Is it sad that your friends didn't
notice you in the comic even though you
stabbed Hayner through
with ice cream?
4)How does it feel eating tons of Sea Salt ice
cream?
Demyx:
1)My seven year old brother wants to be just like
you. He pretends he's you
all around the house.
2)Love the
hair.
3)Ever heard the song "I like my sitar"?
Axel:
1)You
are awesome!!
Kairi:
1)Do you have any idea what your keyblade
is called?
2)Who do you like better Riku or Sora?
Namine:
1)Your
drawings are unique.
2)Is all you do is draw do you like to do
anything else besides it?
Thanks
lots.
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Zexion: Yeah, but they're not the best books I've ever read. Yep.
Claire: Well, I'm glad he's not here. Roxas. Of course I do!!! Well, Kingdom Hearts, LittleBigPlanet is really cute, and the rest of the ones I have are lame. I am a fan of Final Fantasy though. You don't have to tell me that!!
Sora: *crosses his arms* Not telling! I don't really know... Because I didn't feel like it, Ok?!
Riku: I...worked out..? Yeah. No! ...Well, maybe...No!!
Roxas: I didn't choose it, so I have no idea! Well-
Claire: Yes, and he sucks!
Roxas: That's your opinion! Yeah, it was pretty devastating... It gets normal, ya know?
Demyx: Wow. What a fan. Thanks. Yes, and it ROCKS!!! *throws fist into the air*
Axel: I know, right?!
Kairi: No, apparently I'm supposed to name it myself but I haven't thought of anything. Sora.
Namine: Thank you. Um...I can't really think of anything at the moment. Hehe...
Sora: And last but not least, xxxNamiCxxx.
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Hiya,
XD, I have some questions:
Sora:
1. I Like u, ur are are
deffinally a fav character *Hugs*
2. Do u ever wonder why the
keyblade choosed u?
3. why do u wear clown shoes? (not like I
don't like them, they look good on
u but just wondering)
4. Do
u like Roxas as ur Nobody?
Roxas:
1. U are my fav boy Nobody, I
have liked u since the start *Hugs*
u like Namine because
Sora likes Kairi, or u just like because of
herself?
3. Do u
like being Sora's Nobody?
Namine:
1. Fav Girl Nobody, *Big
Hugs*
2. What do u like about Roxas?
Claire:
1. Whos ur fav
out of the KH charaters? (can tell me in secrect if u want)
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Sora: And they say I don't have fans. Well, yeah. Because that's what size I have to have. Sure, he's pretty cool.
Roxas: *to Sora* That's another fan.
Sora: Shut up!
Roxas: Because Sora likes Kairi. No.
Sora: WHAT?!?!
Namine: That's so sweet. Thanks. He's super cute!
Claire: Oh wow. Well, let's see. There's Riku, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Cloud in KH2, Leon in KH2, and Yuffie. I don't like, like-like them, though!
Aerith: Ok, well hope you enjoyed!
Sora: Yeah!
Claire: See yall next time in...
Claire & Sora: Ask Kingdom Hearts!!!
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I'm so lazy!!! I had to make myself finish this one, creating a fight between the two sides of my brain! Gah!!!