Claire: Hey! We're back!
Sora: Like we were ever gone.
Claire: Yeah, whatever. No special guest for today! Sorry!
Sora: Alright, first questions are from Org. XIII is better than the Akatski.
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To
Leon,
1) Thank you, Mr. I Can't Even Think Of An Adjective That's
Cool Enough To
Describe You. (Yes, I look up to you that much.)
2)
What are your thoughts on Aerosmith?
To Roxas,
1) Thank
God, he's gone! I've hated Seifer ever since I was eight! Thank
you!
If you need anything: money, a place to stay, a kidney, just
ask!
To Axel,
1) Okay, chill out! I'm just sayin' that you
never seemed to be the
skateboard type! It's awesome that you are
though!
2) What's your favorite Tony Hawk game?
To Saix,
1)
I have nothing else to say, except...
2) I HATE YOU, SAIX!!
To
Marluxia,
1) But brown hair is much MORE manlier! Do I have to
give the examples of
great brown-haired people again? Rob Thomas
(rock star and lead singer of
Matchbox Twenty), Bam Margera (pro
skater and certified dare-devil), Leon
(totally freakin' awesome
dude with a badass scar), and the list just goes on
and on!
To
Cloud,
1) I'd just like to point out that I'm a girl.
To
Claire,
1) Oh, alright. As long as you know it was all Roxas's
fault.
2) ...Why would you wind up being killed? (Am I missin'
something here?)
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Leon: He has a big mouth.
Claire: True dat! *high-fives*
Roxas: Hm. I might just have to take you up on that.
Sora: You have kidney cancer?!
Claire: Kidney cancer?? I thought it was kidney disease.
Sora: No, it's kidney cancer.
Claire: Ohhh.
Axel: The one with the skateboard! I don't know, I just buy 'em.
Saix: *pouts* No one likes me.
Claire: Aww. That's not true!
Saix: Oh really?
Claire: No.
Marluxia: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cloud: Ok then. Young lass...?
Claire: Long story.
Sora: Next is from Yaridovich23.
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Curse
you all! Especially you Sora! *kicks Sora in the shin*
Xemnas:
Why
do you want a heart so badly?
Xigbar:
No, it's girly! Girl!
XIGBAR IS A GIRL!
Xaldin:
Vexen:
Boring.
Lexaues:
If
you won't pay attention, then no pizza 4 u!
Zexion:
How many
books have you read?
Saix:
Wanna steak wolf-man?
Axel:
How
often? Once, twice a year?
Demyx:
I know it's cool, but im
asking why you shout it!
Luxord:
What would you gamble for a
condite (sp?) bar?
Marly and Marly:
Well, fine, petal
girl!
Larxene:
So, interested in things on the LARGE side, huh?
BWAHAHAHA!
Roxas:
I have seen them, on girls and homos, such as
yourself.
Namine:
Aren't you glad I pointed that out?
I have
given up on klling you guys...BYE!
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Sora: *falls over on the ground in pain*
Claire: Drama queen.
Xemnas: Because I have always wanted to feel...hatred.
Xigbar: SHH!!!!
Vexen: Stupid!
Claire: Great comeback.
Lexaeus: No!! Me wantz!!
Zexion: Yeah, like I've really counted!
Saix: No!!...*snatches steak*
Axel: Grr!! Look! *takes hamburger from Sora and eats it all*
Sora: Hey!
Claire: Haha! Now go puke it up!
Axel: *glares* No!
Claire: Whatever. *turns back*
Axel: *looks around and runs to the bathroom*
Demyx: That IS why! What else can I say?
Luxord: Shampoo!
Marluxia: It's petal guy!
Larxene: What's with the evil laugh?
Roxas: So am I a girl or a homo? Huh?!
Claire: Hm. So that's your comeback. It really bugs me when someone can't come up with a good comeback.
Namine: Yes.
Claire: Good!
Sora: Last is Khfangirl681213.
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WE!
I GOT IN THE TALENT SHOW! YEAH!
Sora: 1. Have you ever tried to
disguise yourself as Roxas just to see if you
could pull it off,
then started walking around either TWTNW or Twilight Town?
2. Do
you still have that letter that Kairi sent to you? It was
really
pretty.
3. WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAVE CHARACTERS IN
CoM?!
4. *cough*Roxas is better than you!*cough*
5. Still hate
you
Riku: 1. Well, actually, it goes both ways: if you don't know
me, how can you
say you hate me?!
2. Do you ever have the urge
to just walk up to a yaoi fangirl and just beat
the crap out of
her? Please say yes!
3. Do you still wear the Org. cloak and
blindfold every once in a while?
4. I LOVE YOU, YOU SEXY BEAST!
DARKNESS IS ULTRA SEXY!
Roxas: 1. Don't listen to them! You have a
beautiful voice!
2. How do you feel about the fact that some
people pair up Namine with Sora
or Riku, or even Axel and Zexion?
(Actually, besides you, there are a lot of
pairings involving her,
and some are, unfortunately, yuri.)
3. I LOVE YOU!
Larxene: 1.
It must get so tiresome with all of the boys in the Org. and
almost
no one to talk to girl-to-girl. I pity you.
2. Ever consider
killing, oh, I don't know, either Xemnas or Saix?
Marluxia: 1.
Don't worry, I still love you!
2. Can I give you a pet-name,
Marluxia-dono?
3. Which do you prefer: Marly or Mar-Mar? ^^
Vexen:
1. I love you, but do you know any cheats on how to beat you
in
Re:CoM?
Zexion: 1. Don't lie, Zexion-kun! I looked it up
online, it's called 'Kingdom
Hearts Wiki'. It's a story, not a
spellbook, or a dictionary. Though you can
use spells with it.
2.
Who's your favorite character in Twilight?
3. In TWTNW, which is
your favorite room to just relax and have some
alone-time
in?
Demyx: 1. Did you know one of my friends thinks you're
bi-polar?! XDXDXDXDXD
Everybody who answered a question gets
cookies, including Claire, because
she's cool like that!
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Sora: No, but that's a really good idea. Oh, no! I forgot it in the Realm of Darkness!! Crap! Because if I didn't they would have "killed" me. What? Yeah, I really don't care.
Riku: Ugh...well now can I say you're getting annoying? Yep. No.
Roxas: Thank you. You're the first... Yeah, I don't really care because I know that some people are stupid like that and they don't deserve to get that much attention.
Larxene: Yep, pretty sad isn't it? Oh yes, many times.
Marluxia: Uh...ok. Marly, I guess.
Vexen: Nope, I'm not giving anything away!
Zexion: Never believe Wiki's. I think-
Claire: Seriously? You will NOT talk about Twilight in front of me.
Zexion: Uh...ok. The library.
Demyx: That's wierd...
Claire: Oh yeah! High-five! *holds up hand*
Sora: Alright, that's it for today!
Claire: Bye!