Claire: I'm alive! *dodges many sharp objects thrown at her*
Sora: *holds up shield* You are hated.
Claire: ):
Sora: But it's OK! Because Ichigo is are special guest today!
Ichigo: *waves* What's up?
Claire: Sora! He's not from Kingdom Hearts!
Sora: Oops.
Claire *hugs Ichigo* Sorry Ichigo, but you have to go. *kicks out of studio*
Ichigo: *from outside the studio* But I want to be in the show!
Claire&Sora: No! Kingdom Hearts peoples only!
Sora: But you're not from Kingdom Hearts either...
Claire: Who cares? On with the show!
Sora: OK! The first one is from Khfangirl681213 . And she says...
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Sora: ...(falls asleep)
Riku: SMEXY IN 358!
Kairi: How is it that even when you were given a Keyblade and you wanted to
help Sora, he ended up helping you and almost being devoured by Heartless?
Namine': Your life is so depressing! Hug?
Xemnas: Hehe, your final form outfit looks like a cow. ...Moo XD
Xigbar: Dude, love the weapons in 358!
Xaldin: HOW DARE YOU INSULT LOVE IN 358!
Vexen: Hey, Grandpa, did you know that Axel invaded your room AND read the
book you wrote on Namine'? (BTW, WHY did you write a book on her?)
Lexaeus: Hug, Teddy Bear?
Zexion: I joined yours too. But think about it, I added your voice actor, and
no one elses (coughQUINTONFLYNNcough)
Fine, I won't ask for a hug. KISS? (dead serious)
Saix: C'mon, puppy, you know you want the steak! GET THE STEAK! (throws
t-bone)
Axel: I hate you, but I love you, then I hate you again, then I love you
again, then I mourn over you with actual tears. STOP BEING A FRIGGIN' CRYPTIC
AND ACT LIKE YOURSELF, THEN I'LL KNOW IF I REALLY LIKE YOU!
Demyx: laziest Nobody ever!
Luxord: I lovers you, you British pimp! ^^ Hugs?
Marluxia: Love you on Mission Mode! (and don't worry, I almost couldn't handle
the smexiness, either!) Huggles, Mar-Mar dono? (Take that, Xemnas! D)
Larxene: Same as Mar-Mar (except the whole smexiness thing! I'm not like
that!) You make the guys look like sissies! GIRL POWER!
Roxas: Congrats, internet dwell- I mean, person who knew the song! Okay then,
hardest one: September 1, 2003/It took the life right out of me/Hung up the
phone and raced out the door/Broken (Is crying) THIS IS A TRUE STORY, TOO! And
it makes me think of Axel dying. T.T Poor emo child, you need a hug, too!
Claire: Great fanfic, and I hope you'll continue writing, buddy!
Before I leave, I want to share some facts about the cast. Xigbar's japanese
voice actor voiced over James Bond and Davey Jones, there's a VERY convincing
photo of Quinton Flynn dressed as Paul McCartney on Facebook, Vincent Corazza
first starred on The Cheetah Girls with Disney (AND HE'S TUXEDO MASK IN SAILOR
MOON! SQUEAL!), Keith Ferguson is Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary
Friends, Derek Stephen Prince is Uryu from Bleach, and today's my birthday! :D
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Sora: *falls asleep too*
Riku: Aren't I always?
Claire: Yes...
Kairi: Because the producers are sexist and have to make the girl weak and helpless. *pouts*
Claire: Um...not Larxene...
Kairi: Shut up!
Namine: Thank you. *hugs gratefully*
Claire: I think it looks more like a zebra. XP
Xemnas: Grrr...
Xigbar: I know, dude! I'm awesome!
Xaldin: I'll insult whatever I want to insult!
Vexen: He what? *storms out*
Lexaeus: Um..sure *hugs*
Zexion: *cough* OK? *cough*
Claire: Um... Are you obsessed with Quinton Flynn er something?
Zexion: Seriously? Do I have to?
Claire: It's a question. Answer it.
Zexion: Fine. *pecks on cheek*
Saix: No! And stop calling me puppy!
Claire: *grabs steak and shoves it in his mouth*
Axel: But you know deep, deep down you really really love me.
Demyx: Yes!
Luxord: Haha! Yes. *hugs*
Marluxia: *hugs* Yeah! Take that, Xemnas!
Claire: *is confused*
Larxene: Ha! Just like Claire said earlier, I am amazing.
Claire: But I still don't like you 'cause you made me sad in Chain of Memories.
Larxene: *sticks out tongue*
Roxas: That was supposed to be hard? *plays Invincible*
Claire: *sniff* That is a really sad song.
Jesse McCartney: Like it?
Everyone in the studio: *jumps*
Sora: Where'd you come from?
Jesse: The door...
Claire: Right...Get out now.
Jesse: ):
Claire: Thank youz! And of course I will! You can never get rid of me! NEVERRRRR!
Sora: Omgz! Happy really belated birthday!
Claire: *sings the Happy Really Belated Birthday song*
Sora: And thanks for those facts that I didn't even know!
Claire: You know a loootttt of stuff.
Sora: Alright! Next up is Yaridovich23!
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THE SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER? *hits Sora in the gut with a hammer* That's so
sad!
Xemnas: You. Are. Boring.
Xigbar: If you can make holes in space why don't you open one from under
Sora's feet sending him into the sun?
Xaldin: Ya. F*tard.
Vexen: Shields are lame.
Lexaues: Why don't you throw boulders at Riku?
Zexion: Emo.
Saix: Are you an elf?
Axel: It's obvious isn't it? If a woodchck could chuck wood he'd chuck as
much as he could! DUH!
Demyx: LIAH!
Luxord: Could you kill yourself for me?
Marluxia: Idiotic idiot.
Larxene: Oh, oh! You wanna fight, 'cause I'll give you a fight!
Roxas: **!
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Sora: *points to very large armor across his chest* I came prepared!
Xemnas: How dare you insult my quest for Kingdom Hearts!
Xigbar: Isn't it obvious? The World That Never Was doesn't have a sun. All we have is some heart shaped moon.
Lexaeus: I don't know.
Zexion: Scene.
Saix: No!
Claire: Psh! Werewolf!
Axel: Oh wow, you're sooo smart! *sarcasm*
Demyx: Eh?
Luxord: Heh...wait till morning.
Claire: *concerned*
Maruxia: Problematic child.
Claire: Ooooo!
Larxene: Fine! *takes out kunais*
Sora: OK, then. Here's Org. XIII is better than the Akatski.
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To Leon,
1) Well, it was either you, your father, or Seifer. Seifer immediately got
denied, and I'd have to agree with you...you dad is a moron. So, you got
picked for my cursor!
2) So...since it's the last chapter and everything...one more hug?
3) This is the last time I'll get to talk to you so I just have one thing to
ask you: Who would win in in a three-way fight betwee you, Leon Belmont, and
Leon Kennedy?
To Roxas,
1) So remember buddy. I still own you one favor with no expiration date.
We'll stay in touch.
To Saix,
1) I still hate you, so as a wise man once said..."Shut the f* up,
werewolf!"
To Marluxia,
1) ...Why is it you remind me of Walter Bernhard so much?
To Cloud,
1) Yeah, well...it's sad to say but...Bon Jovi's gone. He died 5 ago. May he
rst in peace.
2) On the bright side, Cloud the chocobo's still alive!
To Sephiroth,
1) ...Are you related to Mathias Cronqvist in any way? I mean, the hair, the
personality, the air of vampirism that surrounds you...it just seems like
you're the Square-Enix reincarnation of Mathias.
To Claire,
1) Oh, I did! No worries there!
2) This was a great story. I really enjoyed it. It's such a shame that it had
to end so soon. You're a great authoress.
So...I guess that's it. This is goodbye. Well, it was a good run, and it was
fun while it lasted.
To everyone,
1) Spiritul de Bon Jovi obliga pe toti! (Got a fluent Romanian speaker on
hand?)
-Org13 out-
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Leon: Alright! *thumbs up* Sure, sure. *hugs* Me. Definitely me.
Roxas: Great.
Saix: …
Claire: *cracking up*
Marluxia: I have no idea...
Claire: Wavy red hair...y'all kinda look alike.
Cloud: Five ago? Five what ago? That's great I guess...
Claire: Five what ago? *starts stressing out*
Sephiroth: I'm not sure...
Claire: Kay. Aw! I know, right? Thank youz!
Sora: Bye! *waves*
Claire: I had one, but she couldn't read it. Why?
Sora: OK! Next reviewer is...
Claire: Karianna2211 !
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Last chance? And I just got here? WHAT? WHY?
Oh well, at least I made it before the story ended. *put out*
Question (and comment) time!
Axel:
1. You freaking rule! (fav character w00t!)
2. Hug?
3. Pyros unite!
4. An actual question this time: Do those tattoos on your face mean
something? If not, why did you put them there?
Roxas:
1. You are my second favorite. Congrats.
2. What kind of music do you like to listen to?
3. Smile!
Zexion:
1. You are my third favorite.
2. I am a bibliophile. You?
3. How do you fight using a book for crying out loud? They should have given
you a more epic weapon.
4. Hug?
Demyx:
1. Hiya!
2. You are my fourth favorite.
3. Do you like Linkin Park?
Cloud:
1. Your sword is epic. And I like your hair. You are, overall, pretty darned
cool. Smile, okay?
Kairi: I don't like you. T.T
Riku: You're really cool! Is your hair natural? *hugs Riku w/o permission*
Sorry about that. *embarrassed*
Sora: Hi! Um... I don't think I have anything to say to you except...
Hug?
Sephiroth: You scare me. *hides*
~Sorry if that was too long. I just wanted to get my questions out.
And sorry about all the hugs. :S I like hugs and I always wanted to get
hugged by video game characters...
Kari-chan has left the house!
*disappears in a flash of lightning*
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Axel: Yeah! *hugs* Not really. I just liked how they looked.
Roxas: Second?
Claire: Axel always beats you, Roxas. *snicker*
Roxas: Pretty much anything, but mostly Rock and others like that. Um...alright.*smiles awkwardly*
Zexion: Are you really asking that question?Yes, they should have. Sure. *hugs*
Demyx: Hi! Cool! Kinda, but sometimes they scare me.
Cloud: Thanks. Uh..sure.
Claire: I love Cloud's sword, it's freakin amazing. So is his hair, that's true.
Kairi: No one does :(
Riku: Yeah, it is. Um, it's cool.
Sora: Yay! OK! *hugs tightly*
Sephiroth: Boo!
Everyone: *cowers*
Sora: Woah...that was cool.
Claire: Alright, last one is Revolution Remix IX .
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Oh! Last chapter? Where have I been all my life? XD Not an actually
question, but hey, let's get on with the questions aye?
Roxas:
1. What's your favorite season and why?
2. Do you enjoy beating the crap outta Seifer when your Struggling? Or does he
beat you once in a while?
Sora:
1. Ealier I asked you pie or cake. You said pie. WHY PIE? though I can't
really argue...pie is good...
2. Have you ever thought of changing your outfit in the game? If so, to what?
Luxord:
1. Dude your piercings are awesome. But that's besides the point. Do you have
more than what's shown?
2. Okay, what do you think the ultimate showdown would be? Who against who is
what I'm asking! And who do YOU think would win?
Xemnas:
1. Do you like Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts. You strike me as a Starbucks sort
of person.
2. What's your favorite movie? Mine's the Matrix right now. It changes from
time to time.
Axel:
1. Sir, do the curtains match the carpet?
2. Do you have other tattoos?
Saix:
1. Do you like reading? If so, what kind of books or magazines do you like to
read?
2. How's the hair? ^^;
Demxy:
1. I don't think your spineless or useless. But do you have cue cards for
almost everything?
2. Do you play anything other than the sitar?
Zexion:
1. TWLIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!
2. What kind of music do you listen to?
Marluxia:
1. I like your hair, but do the curtains match the carpet?
2. I think you're bad*beep*, so you should cut down anyone who says otherwise.
Just my personally opinion.
To everyone else!
I love you guys much, but there's just not enough room to keep it short,
ya'know? (Rai moment)Last chapters always make me sad, so why don't you all
celebrate with cookies and sparkling apple cider? XD
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Roxas: Summer. The beach, duh. Well, he used to beat me, but now I can kick his a**.
Claire: Go Roxas!
Sora: Pie is AMAZING! No, not really.
Claire: Aw, you're boring.
Luxord: Oh, I definitely have more than what's shown. *starts unzipping coat*
Claire&Sora: NO!
Luxord: Probably Xemnas and Pein. Pein would probably win.
Xemnas: Luxord!
Luxord: Yeah, Pein would win.
Xemnas: Yes, Starbucks. My favorite movie?
Claire: Heh...Star Wars.
Xemnas: Be quiet!
Axel: Of course! Yeah, but I can't really show it to you.
Saix: No! I hate reading!
Claire: No wonder you're so stupid...
Saix: *grabs Claire by the neck* Actually it's growing back quite nicely.
Claire: I'll...cut it...again..! *stabs his arm with a pen to release her*
Saix: I'm going to kill you...
Claire: :P
Demyx: *takes out cue card* No. Nope!
Zexion: Haven't heard that before. Something quiet and soothing.
Claire: Like screamo.
Zexion: Not like screamo.
Claire: It soothes me...
Marluxia: Thank you. Um...the studio doesn't have curtains.
Axel: *snickers*
Marluxia: I tried, and it didn't work.
Sora: Omg! Yay! *pulls out cookies and apple cider from nowhere*
Claire: Yay! Cheers! *drinks down cider and devours cookie*
Sora: *copies Claire*
Claire: Alright everyone. This is it.
Sora: Thank you for reading and asking your questions!
Claire: We love you all! Thanks for supporting us and sticking with us this whole time!
Sora: And now for a surprise!
Claire: Are you ready?
Sora: Here it is!
Claire: If we get 10 reviews from 10 different people asking questions, we'll make one last chapter!
Sora: It doesn't count if you review twice, though.
Claire: And you have to ask at least one question, and not just asking for hugs -_-
Sora: We'll leave it to you!
Claire: But for now...
Sora: Bye!
Claire: Bye!
Claire&Sora: And thanks for reading ASK KINGDOM HEARTS!
Applause as Sora and Claire leave the studio in a blast of confetti and balloons
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Thank you all for coming and reading and reviewing and all that other stuff that makes me feel all happy inside! So, once again, if I get 10 reviews from 10 different people asking questions and not just asking for hugs, I will write one more chapter answering them all. I know, I just love to spoil y'all. So, see ya later! Love y'all! Bye! :D