Chapter 2- Members of The Akatsuki
Orochimaru: Okay Pain we need to talk
Pain: Can't it wait I'm trying to talk to Konan and…
Orochimaru: NO!
Pain: Fine what!
Orochimaru: Me and SAASSSUUKKAA are going to sssstart a new group of evil doers!
Pain: What about the Akatsuki!
Orochimaru: Well I don't know that's you're problem you're the leader! We already have a base and members so it's cool…
Pain: Fine Itachi well be happy to know Sasuka isn't living here anymore anyways.
Itachi: WHERE'S SASUKA!
Kisame: *Chuckle* I am Sasuka!
Itachi: Sasuka you have grown stronger…!
Kisame: How do you know I've grown stronger when you haven't even fought me yet!
Itachi: OH A FIGHT THEN! Blah, Blah, Blah, Sharingan!
Kisame: OH CRAP!
Itachi: Time for some torture.
Kisame: ITACHI ITS ME KISAME!
Itachi: Ha everyone knows Kisame isn't Sasuka!
Kisame: ITS ME!
Itachi: FINE I'll let you go this once!
Kisame: YES! THANK YOU!
Pain: Okay so now that Orochimaru and Sasuka have left… WE NEED NEW MEMBERS!
Meanwhile back in the Desert with Deidara and Puppet Master Guy
Deidara: Hey do you think I'll ever get my arm back I mean it had a ring on it that cost me a lot of money!
Puppet Master: I'm sure you'll find it sometime.
Deidara: Yeah I hope… Hey we're finally out of that Desert! And OH CRAP SOMEONES FOLLOWING US!
Puppet Master: You go on ahead I'll take care of them!
Deidara: Okay! *Run, Run, Jump, Jump*
Kakashi: After the guy with Gaara!
Naruto: Gaara!
Sakura: Looks it puppet guy.
Old Lady Person: Puppet guy VS Puppet girl!
After an intense fight between Old Lady and Puppet Master
Puppet Master: OH CRAP! I'M DYING Oh yeah I was suppose to meet Orochimaru at a bridge somewhere, you mind meeting him there for me… thanks! *Dead*
Back at Deidara
Kakashi: GO! SWIRLY EYE!
Deidara: What do you plan to do with OH CRAP MY OTHER ARM! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT! THAT WAS MY ONLY ARM NOW HOW THE HECK DO I SUMMON STUFF! I'M OUTA HERE TAKE THE DANG BODY!
Back at the Akatsuki Hideout
Pain: Orochimaru do you really have to take Kabuto!
Orochimaru: YES!
Pain: GOOD RIDDANCE!
Orochimaru: Anyways our little group is doing quite well now Sasuka is even attempting to kill someone! OH I WONDER WHO!
Pain: Yeah good luck with that I'm going to go now bye.
In the forest with Tobi and Zetsu
Zetsu: What did you find Tobi!
Tobi: TOBI FINDS A RING! TOBI FINDS A RING!
Zetsu: GOOD BOY TOBI!
Tobi: Tobi knows!
Zetsu: Hmm this looks like Deidara's Ring… COOL! TOBI! It's time to go to the Hideout.
Tobi: AWESOMENESS!
Everyone then ventures back to the Akatsuki Hideout
Pain: Okay! Time for a full report on what all happened… FIRST Deidara and… Where's Sasori!
Deidara: Puppet master guy he umm died.
Pain: Oh… was it a good fight!
Deidara: I think it was!
Pain: Well good then… Umm anyways what happened to you're arms.
Kisame: Yeah looks like you could use a HAND!
Deidara: SASORI ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE!
Kisame: You sure look like you could be a handy man around here.
Deidara: SHUT THE…
Pain: Kisame is right! Without you're arms you're useless so… I'll have someone make you a new one…
One repaired hand later.
Pain: There you go and here's you're other one too. Now Zetsu who is…
Tobi: I'M TOBI!
Pain: Retarded friend…
Tobi: I TOBI!
Zetsu: This is Tobi.
Tobi: IM A GUUD BOY!
Pain: What skills does he have?
Zetsu: He has the skill to find A RING!
Tobi: IM A GUUD BOY!
Pain: Who's ring?
Zetsu: Deidara's.
Tobi: Hey Kisame!
Pain: Well maybe we should let him join…
Kisame: What!
Zetsu: He is a very good boy!
Tobi: I LIKE FISH STICKS!
Pain: Hmm we don't want good boys though then again…
Kisame: OH CRAP! PAIN DON'T LET HIM JOIN!
Tobi: Itachi looks is Sasuka! He is right besides ya!
Pain: Then it's settled!
Itachi: SASUKA WHERE!
Pain: Tobi is!
Kisame: NO I'M NOT SASUKA I'M!
Itachi: FIRE BREATH JUTSU!
Pain: Not joining us…
Tobi: YEAH! FISH STICKS!
Kisame: I'm going to kill you!
Pain: Okay everyone Tobi isn't joining us GOODBYE!
Tobi: AH BUT TOBI WANTS TO JOIN!
Zetsu: We need a new member…
Kisame: NO IT'S BEEN DECIDED NO NEW MEMBER! *Throws Tobi*
Tobi: AH!
Pain: Okay time for some News! Presented by… Me and Konan…
Random Guy: The Akatsuki Channel presents you… AKATSUKI NEWS! Staring Pain and Konan!
Pain: Good evening and welcome to Akatsuki News Today's story Gaara is somehow brought back to life!
Konan: Yes somehow Gaara was brought back to life, after being killed, by an old lady who later died.
Pain: Umm yeah that's it for today's news see ya next time on Akatsuki News!
Deidara: GAARAS ALIVE! MAN!
Pain: Yes I know it's sad but we have to keep trying… Now tomorrow Konan and I are going out to go meet with Orochimaru you all well be response able for the hideout.
Deidara: WE CAN DO WHAT EVER!
Pain: I hate to say it… but yes. EXCEPT EAT EACH OTHER ZETSU THAT MEANS YOU!
Zetsu: AH man!
Pain: So anyways everyone off to bed.
Everyone: AH! Why now!
Pain: Because I need to do some stuff.
Deidara: Fine!
Zetsu: What about Tobi.
Pain: What about him.
Zetsu: I don't know is he in?
Pain: Not yet…
Meanwhile Tobi, who is still falling…
Tobi: AAAAAAHHHH! *SLAM* OUCH!