A/N: Well, it's been a rather long time, hasn't it? Too long. Extremely long. So I'd like to start out with saying … I am VERY, VERY SORRY! I had exams, and they were very stressful. I nearly forgot about this story, but I did not. I wrote a chapter about twice as long as this one. And about two months ago I was ready to post it.

Then … my computer broke. I had to get a new computer, which happened a few weeks ago. I'm sorry this chapter's so short. But I will try to update as much as possible.

Reason #2 for the delayed update … I discovered Final Fantasy VII. I was taken aback into a breathtaking new world. I laughed like a nutcase, cried my eyes out, and abandoned long homeworkand sleep hours to play that masterpiece of a game. The bags under my eyes are permanent, I swear.

Which leads me to the next question. I am planning to have 2 FF7 characters make an appearance in this story! Please comment and tell me which of these characters you wanna see: Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough, Zack Fair, Reno, Vincent Valentine, yuffie Kirasagi, or Sepiroth. Whoever's wanted the most, I will include.

And if you haven't played the game … bounces up and downPLAY!!!

My good friend, LittleK3 is officially co-writing this story! She'll introduce herself later, but she's on vacation now … grr. She wrote the very end of this chapter while I had some minor motivation issues.

So, sorry for droning on. I seem to be alone. Hmm. That's strange. Hmm…

*eerie, suspicious silence*

Oh, and yes … REVIEW!

Oh yeah. I do not own -man, OHSHC, President Barack Obama, or the to-be capsized island of Guam. This fanfiction is a pitiful heap of crap coming from my imagination, and I have not the genius to own Lavi, Allen … or Tamaki … or the twins … sigh.

Chapter 3: Tama-chan and Kyo-chan Head Towards Their Doom

Kyouya's POV

"We're here!" Lavi exclaimed, and the great doors to the Black Order HQ swung open.

Tamaki glanced around eagerly, in that puppylike way of his. His gaze fell on a pretty girl, about our age with glossy, jet black hair and lovely violet eyes. She was smiling in the doorway, wearing a uniform similar to Allen and Lavi's, except with a disturbingly short skirt.

"Hello, Lenalee!" Allen said smiling.

"Hi, Allen, Lavi! How was your misson?" the girl named Lenalee asked.

"A few easy level twos," Lavi said. "So, where's Yu-chan?"

"Don't call me that, Baka Usagi!" someone growled. A young man with a long blue-black ponytail walked toward us. He was obviously Japanese, based on his accent and I could also infer this from the nickname he was using for Lavi. He drew out a long sword, and it was soon hovering right at poor Lavi's throat.

"Kanda!" Lenalee exclaimed. "NO!"

Allen tried to suppress a wide grin, but failed to succeed.

Tamaki watched in horror. "W- What is wrong with these people?"

"Hmm. By the way they are behaving I presume that it's all just a joke," I observed. "That man there is no threat to Lavi."

Kanda grunted and turned to me, his sword still in place. "What did you just say?! Whoever the hell you are, you'll regret judging me!"

"Yes, who are these two young men?" Lenalee asked, noticing Tamaki and I. "Oh, by the way, my name is Lenalee Lee. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"The pleasure is mine, Princess Lenalee," Tamaki said, giving her the irresistable host smile he gave to all the girls he passed at school. "I'm Tamaki Suou. And that guy's Kyouya Ootori." I scowled at him for being called that guy.

"PL- PLAYER!!!!!!" Allen and Lavi screeched in unison on the verge of hysteria. Kanda gave Tamaki a WTH look.

Lenalee, however, glanced sideways, slightly reddened, but smiled back.

Lavi bolted toward Lenalee, pushing Tamaki to the side. "And . . . And here I thought you were never going to get a boyfriend, 'specially while Cheif Komui lives on!" he exclaimed, grinning.

"Shut up! Leave Lenalee alone!" Allen yelled at Tamaki.

"What? What did I do?" Tamaki cried. He collapsed to the ground, a lake of heavy tears growing around him.

Lenalee sighed and asked, "are you guys Exorcists?"

"Exorcists? Like those crazy preists way back who thought they could cleanse people of evil demons?" Tamaki said, confused.

Everyone stared at him.

"What?" Tamaki demanded.

Allen, Lavi, and Lenalee exchanged exasperated glances and Kanda grunted.

I almost made a comment of my own, but kept my mouth shut. However, Lavi, who seemed to be the most observant one despite his personality seemed to sense my suspscion.

"All the same, we can check to see if they are compatible with the Innocence or not," Lenalee said.

Allen nodded. "They can pay off their debt that way, if they are."

Debt?! Lenalee mouthed.

Allen decided to ignore her, and turned his attention to returning a glare to Kanda.

Lavi's face fell. "Aw, MAN! I wanted some helpers to, er, help me! Y' know, play pranks on Yu-chan with me, act as a shield from one of the old Panda's death kicks, set me up with some cute chicks . . ."

I couldn't help but feel offended by these words, and let it show. Tamaki just gaped, then got down on the ground, instantly sullen. The air felt darker and more chilling quite suddenly around him earning him weirded-out looks from everyone for the second time that day.

" . . . right, Yu-chan?" Lavi finished.

"For the last time, you Baka-usagi, don't call me-"

"Yu-chan! Lighten up a little!" Lavi said.

"You-" Kanda hissed, stepping forward.

"Kanda, no! That is not nice!" Lenalee scolded.

Allen snickered. The head of a furious Kanda snapped immeadiately in Allen's direction. "Did you . . . Did you just laugh at me, you idiot beansprout?!"

"Please calm down, Kanda. It's just that Lenalee sounded like she was training a dog. I couldn't help but find the situation humorous."

Kanda's hand flew to Mugen for the second time in at least five minutes.

Allen sighed loudly. "It's such a shame that you cannot be as refined as I am, Kanda. You constantly label people with irritating nicknames ultimately leading everyone feeling intimidated and disgusted by you."

Before Kanda could respond, Lenalee interrupted. "I can give you a tour, if you'd like!"

"That would be delightful, Miss Lee," I said.

"No problem." Lenalee led us into headquarters. We went through endless corridors and down several flights of stairs. We saw the Science Department, Lounge, Dining Hall. It was an impressive order they Black Order. Hm. As soon as I got my hands on my laptop I would look up the poorly-known little organization.

I stopped to stare at the many columns of doors in the living quarters. Soon I felt a frantic tapping on my shoulder.

"What is it, Tamaki?"

"Kyouya? I think we lost her!"

"Don't be stupid." I huffed. I looked around the long, unending hallway, but saw no one.

"Lenalee-san?" Tamaki called, rushing down one end of the hall. "LENALEE-SAMA!"

Grudgingly, I headed off after him, not wanting to lose him too.

But everywhere I looked down the long, dark hall I did not see him.

"Tamaki," I shouted, trying to find that idiot somewhere.

"AAAUUUGHHHHH!!!"

Ah. Of course. Screaming. The usual.

"Tamaki," I began, "you-"

That's when I saw him.

The man from earlier had his blade at Tamaki's throat. "You ... Are a narcitistic, stupid, strange, idiotic pest. You tick me off ... So much ..."

"Gah! Are you as crazy as he is?!" I yelled to Kanda Yu, despite myself. Well, he did have a blade at my friend's throat. Kanda turned to face me.

"You. I don't trust you," he stated.

I adjusted my glasses and gave Kanda a curious look. "Why not? What's not to trust?" I said as politely as I could. "Now, could you please remove your sword from its current posistion?"

Kanda scowled. "What? You want to take his place?"

Tamaki stared at me with pleading, puppy-dog eyes. "Kyouya? You must help me!"

My unmoved gaze shifted back to Kanda.

"So?" Kanda asked.

"Very well, I'm sorry to disturb you Kanda Yu," I said, begining to walk away. "Please, do go back to what you were doing before."

"WHAT?!" Tamaki screeched. Kanda blinked, but did not lower his blade.

"Kyouya?! How could you?!" he yelled. "Kyouya!!"

I turned to look him in the eyes, the look that said that I had a scheme.

Tamaki shut up a little after that. "Oh ... that."

"'That' what?" Kanda glared.

"Oh, nothing that concerns you." I said over my shoulder walking away.

"I lost them around here Allen." I heard Lenalee's voice around the corner.

"Then they must be around here somewhere." Allen replied, their footsteps coming closer.

Suddenly, a new plan came to mind. I ran frantically towards them, and bumped into Allen.

"Thank goodness I found you!" I exclaimed, feigning desprateness. --(A/N: Yes, it's a word. Look it up. =P) "Kanda has his sword up to Tamaki's throught! If you don't do something soon, he'll kill him!"

As I finished the sentence, Tamaki started to scream, and Allen ran towards him.

"Kanda!" Lenalee screamed, scolding him, "These people are our guests and trying to kill them is not very polite."

Grudgingly Kanda lowered his blade. Tamaki immediately ran into me. I could here Kanda and Allen starting another fight with Lenalee mediating the two.

Slowly, Tamaki and I walked behind the corner, the sound of the quarreling fading behind us.

"Are you okay?" I asked Tamaki when we were out of earshot.

"Yes, surprisingly I am," he said. "I was just stalling. Kanda seems to be all talk."

"Yes. You're right."

"Kyouya?"

"What Tamaki?"

"What was 'that'?" Tamaki asked innocently.

I sighed and shook my head. I started walking away Tamaki yelling behind me, "Wait! Where are you going Kyouya? KYOUYA!"

Quietly laughing, I turned the corner.