Sorry it took so long, read the summary for the winner! If you read this chapter without reading the first one, it won't make any sense. Anyway, on with the story!

"The surprise is…" Chris said. Then, a small, white bunny hopped in.

"Bunny!" DJ exclaimed. A snort could be heard from outside.

"Is that…" Beth began. "Everyone, meet Big Bertha, Beth's pet pig." Chris said. Then a teen with ripped jeans, a camouflage muscle shirt, black sleeveless gloves, and long stringy hair came in. "Hey, I'm Joe." he said. Everyone wondered why these people were here when a coconut rolled in. "Mr. Coconut!" Owen happily screamed.

"These are now four of your friends, your rivals, and maybe even your allies. They are now campers on Total…Drama…Return!" Chris explained. Everyone was shocked. "Well, let's get to our first challenge. Follow me to the amphitheater, everyone."

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Confession Cam- Not as devilishly handsome as Justin.

Gwen- "This is going to stink. All right. Ya know what? Bring it on."

Justin-…

Ezekiel- "I hope I don't get voted off first again, eh."

Noah- "Wow, another mentally straining challenge. How exciting."

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"Here is your first challenge," Chris said, gesturing to a table with twenty-six buzzers and a wide-screen television. "You will each be stationed at a buzzer, and I will ask you a series of questions about every camper. You are not allowed to answer a question about yourself, and every time you get a question wrong, you will get one strike and be shocked on an increasingly painful level. Five strikes and you're out of the game. Bunny and Joe, you're on the Killer Bass. Big Bertha and Mr. Coconut are Screaming Gophers. Other than that, same teams. Last one standing wins invincibility for their team. Let's go!" Chris said. Everyone went to a buzzer and prepared for the first question.

"Who has an IQ of 175?" Heather quickly buzzed in and said, "Noah."

"Wrong!" Heather was shocked painfully, and everyone felt happy and nervous at the same time. Sadie buzzed in. "Katie!"

"Correct!"

"You have an IQ of 175?" Noah asked.

"Yeah. Can't I be smart?" Katie replied.

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Confession Cam- Not as smart as Noah and Katie.

Noah- "She's smart, and she's kinda cute… No, wait! You better edit that out!

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After hours of asking and shocking, it was down to Noah, Katie, and Izzy. "What two campers have a license to kill?"

"Izzy and Ezekiel because he tried to shoot a moose in his audition tape." Noah answered. "Correct!" Chris replied. "Who likes Beth?"

"Justin?" Katie guessed. "Wrong! Katie, you're out!" It was between Noah and Izzy. "Who has broken their leg in three places?" Izzy knew who it was. It was her! But she was crazy and said, "Michael Jackson?"

"Wrong, and Noah wins it for the Gophers!" Every Gopher cheered. "As for the Bass, pick your favorite loser and send them home!

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Confession Cam- Not as sad as the Killer Bass.

Joe- "Who did I vote for? Katie.

Katie- "DJ."

Sadie- "Definitely DJ."

DJ- "Sorry, Katie."

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"I have twelve marshmallows on this plate, but thirteen campers. Who will go home first? I have marshmallows for Eva, Tyler, Sadie, Courtney, Harold, Bridgette, Geoff, Duncan, and Bunny." The nine campers picked their marshmallows. "Ezekiel."

"Yes! I'm not first again, eh." Ezekiel exclaimed.

"DJ." Chris said. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to…

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"Joe."

Katie went to her cabin to pack her bags. "Bye, everyone!" she said as she boarded the Boat of Losers. Everyone returned to their cabins, glad to be safe.

"Everyone," Chris said into a megaphone. "I almost forgot, the prize is $10,000,000 this time around!"

I'm going to have a contest in every chapter now. This time, if you can name Joe's favorite band, I will tell you the next challenge. This time, no hints for 2nd place, hehehe. Sorry the chapter is so long, I wanted to fit in the first challenge and the first elimination.