I'm on a sugar rush, and I want to write a chapter before I crash. Sorry for taking so long, my laptop battery died. Anyway, the answer to the last contest was the Grateful Dead, but who cares? On with the story!
The 25 campers followed Chris to the 1,000 foot high cliff for the Freestyle Mountain Climb. "You can choose which camper you would like to participate in each challenge. You will have five minutes to decide. Okay, let's climb!"
Five minutes later, Eva and Justin were at the base of the cliff. Eva had gotten a unanimous vote, and Justin had nine votes out of thirteen, which were Izzy, Beth, Lindsay, Leshawna, Heather, Gwen, Owen, Big Bertha (who always has the same vote as Beth), and Mr. Coconut (who always has the same vote as Owen). The two started their climb, and Eva was almost lost in Justin's bright eyes… Snap out of it! Eva thought to herself. Getting desperate, she stabbed her eyes with a stick. Now almost completely blinded, Eva knocked Justin off of the mountain and scaled to the summit. "The Killer Bass win the Freestyle Mountain Climb!" Chris yelled. "Time for the Cricket Crunch!"
Confession Cam- Wants to taste some of those crickets (NOT!!!)
Heather- "I think I know who's doing this for us. We've got an ace up our sleeve." (smiles devilishly)
Ezekiel- "Oh, no, we're gonna lose this, eh. Time for me to say goodbye."
At the Cricket Crunch, it was Owen for the Screaming Gophers (through a unanimous vote) and Geoff for the Killer Bass (with a slight majority).
"Ready, set…" Chris began. Suddenly, there was a huge burp, and everyone looked at Owen, who had eaten all 100 of his crickets, all 100 of Geoff's crickets, and some cockroaches that were on the floor! "I guess Owen wins the Cricket Crunch! Time for the Bungee Jumping Rodeo!"
"Normally, I would let you choose your competitors, but more fun for me! Izzy vs. Ezekiel! Come on up!" At the top of the cliff, Chris continued, "Izzy, you're first!" Izzy jumped off WITHOUT the harness around her ankle, and grabbed onto the bull, only to be bucked off after 7.9999999999999999… whatever. It wasn't eight. Ezekiel jumped with the harness, and once he grabbed the bull, the harness released him. Ezekiel then took a bow and arrow and killed the bull, and stayed on its dead body for eight seconds. Izzy went crazy after that, and complained, only to hear Chris say, "Sorry, no rule against killing the bull." Izzy just went completely psychotic after that. She went around the entire island, gathering all of Chris's assorted crap for his hair, and his trailer (which she then proceeded to crush with her bare hands), and threw it all into the lake.
"I swear, with God as my witness, I WILL GET REVENGE!!!" Chris yelled.
Confession Cam- Scared of getting voted off. *whimper*
Heather- "Leshawna."
Owen- "Leshawna."
Noah- "Leshawna."
Lindsay- "Lakwesha."
"Let's keep this quick," Chris said, obviously still mad at Izzy. "Noah, Justin, Cody, Beth, Trent, Lindsay, Heather, Gwen, Owen."
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"Leshawna. Izzy, you're gone!" Chris exclaimed, feeling much better.
Izzy then went crazy all over again. She ran all over, until she fell into the lake and swam to Playa des Losers. Everyone went to bed, feeling slightly mentally ill.
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"What happened with the vote? Everyone voted for Leshawna!" Chef asked Chris.
"I was so mad at Izzy, I rigged the votes!" Chris replied, laughing. "Oh, crap! Is that camera rolling? Ah, well." The camera was then turned off.
Sorry this took so long, I'm working on a story that should be out in a week. I also hate my laptop charger. Comment any ideas for challenges, and I may use them! Bye!!! 0_o
