HOLY CRAP!!! I HAD WRITER'S BLOCK AGAIN!!!!! Anyway… the last spot in Jumanji: TDI Edition will go to either Ezekiel or Noah, so vote! I've been getting comments about campers getting voted off for no reason, so there is a reason now! Enjoy!
Last time on Total Drama Return… A Fear Factor- themed challenge pushed our campers to the limit! Eva stabbed herself in the eyes, Owen's iron gut finally paid off, and Ezekiel killed a moose to win for the Bass, leaving Izzy to leave, no one knows why… anyway, who will win, who will lose, and who will DIE? Find out on Total… Drama… Return!
"Shhhh… they're sleeping." Chris whispered, an evil look on his face. "THIS IS YOUR 2:00 AM WAKE UP CALL!" he screamed into the megaphone. "REPORT TO THE ARTS AND CRAP—I MEAN CRAFTS CENTER NOW!"
When all twenty-four campers were assembled in the cramped tent, Chris explained, "Most of you were in the first season during the cooking challenge, so let's go again! I will give each team a theme. Gophers make a Hawaiian meal, and Bass get Italian dishes. Let's move, move, move!"
Confession Cam- Has no idea what to say right now.
Owen- "Finally, breakfast!"
Ezekiel- "One of my parents' classes was cooking, and I got an A+, eh!
Heather- "If they lock me in the freezer again I will [bleep] their [bleep]-ing [bleep]s!"
"What should we do? I can't think of anything!" Lindsay complained.
"There's a shock." Gwen muttered. "Wait, we could make rings of pineapple with poi!" The others quickly agreed, and in mere minutes, they were done.
"I wonder what the Bass are making, I'll go find out." Owen said. While he was gone, Gwen said, "We need a topping and a beverage." Almost instantaneously, everyone looked at Mr. Coconut.
Owen didn't return until Chris started judging. "First up are the Bass. Let's see what you've made." Geoff, Duncan, and Ezekiel presented their food.
"As an appetizer, bruschetta with tomato and basil."
"Your entrée is a simple margarita pizza."
"Your dessert is a pomegranate parfait."
After five minutes, Chris finished, and the Bass got 25 out of 30. "Your turn, Gophers, you need 26 to win.
"Your meal will be pineapple rings and poi with shredded coconut and coconut milk." Gwen said, feeling proud.
"Where'd you get the coconut?" Owen asked. He had a sudden realization. "MR. COCONUT!" he screamed, running out.
"Gophers get 24 out of 30, which means the Bass win!" Chris exclaimed. "Don't worry Gophers, since you killed Mr. Coconut, no one gets voted off." Everyone felt better about that afterward. "So there you have it. Who will win next time on Total… Drama… Return!"
Sorry it's so short, but I'm writing this at midnight! Ok, see ya!