Total Drama Return! Chapter 7: Day 4 Wawanakwa War I, a total drama series fanfic

Sorry, but I forgot about TDR for a month, then I forgot my password, then I had to think of an idea, then I wrote it, but the computer that I wrote it on couldn't go on the internet, then I forgot what I wrote, then I had to retype it on my laptop, so SORRY!!! On with the story!

Last time on Total Drama Return… a cooking challenge brought out the worst in our campers. The Gophers got served, even after they sacrificed Mr. Coconut as a drink and topping! Who will win this time? Tune in right now to Total… Drama… Return!

"Hello, campers," Chris began, "your challenge today is an all- out paintball war! Follow Chef and I to your war grounds." Everyone reluctantly followed, only to find a one-floor building about half the size of the mess hall.

"Uh, Chris? This is smaller than my closet at home." Noah said, ever so cynically.

"Who else thinks that this crappy building is too small?" Chris asked. Everyone proceeded to raise their hands. "What do you think about that, Master Chief Hatchet?"

"Well…" Chef began sweetly. "SUCK ON THIS!" He then knocked apart two potted trees, and revealed an elevator. "DO YOU HAVE CONCRETE UP YOUR BUTTS?! MOVE!" Everyone piled into the elevator, and found the building had 100 floors underground!

"The only rules are you cannot use anything besides paintballs to attack your opponents. Other than that, have fun, and bring up the ratings!"

-Gophers-

"Okay, everyone. We need to distribute evenly, so spread out!" Heather dictated. No one wanted to listen to her. On the other hand, they didn't have any better plans.

-Bass-

"LET'S MASSACRE ONE FLOOR AT A TIME! START WITH FLOOR B-21!" Eva yelled, rage consuming her mind, as her competitiveness got the best of her, No one dared to defy her, so they all piled into the elevator towards Trent's floor.

As soon as the Bass got to B-21, Duncan fired a paintball at Trent's back, but it bounced off of his guitar, and hit Duncan right between the eyes. He called the Gophers to B-21, and started using his guitar to reflect paintballs. Unfortunately, his aim sucked, and he only hit every Gopher except for Heather and himself. He launched three more paintballs. The first bounced into the elevator, pressed the 1 button, and went up to where Chris and Chef were standing, and got right in Chris's hair. "Ah, crap!" Chris yelled. The second one followed the same path and knocked Chef's general hat off. The third bounced off every wall and ended up in Trent's groin. With the entire Bass team (minus Duncan) versus Heather alone, Heather was down in a second. Chris went down with the campers and said, "The Bass win! Who was the worst on the winning team?" Everyone pointed at Duncan. "You are now on the Gophers! Who did best on the losing team?" Everyone stared at Heather. "You are now a Bass! Team name switch time! I proclaim the Bass now… the Berserk Bears!" Somehow, triumphant music played without any music player. "As for the Gophers, you are now… The Rampaging Raccoons!" Again, triumphant music

played. "Well, Raccoons, I'll see you at the bonfire tonight."

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Confession Cam- Hoping it doesn't get voted off.

Justin- "I know I'm safe. Everyone hates Trent for hitting only his team!"

Duncan- "I've got invincibility, so I'm safe. I vote Trent, since it's his fault I'm on a different team than Courtney's."

Gwen- "I'm sorry, Trent."

Big Bertha- snorts, and holds a picture of Trent in her mouth

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"On this plate, I have ten marshmallows. If you do not receive one, you must go on the Boat of Losers, and go home. Do not pass "Go", do not receive marshmallow, do not collect 10,000,000 dollars. Noah, Justin, Beth, Big Bertha, Cody, Owen, Duncan, Lindsay." He tossed marshmallows to the eight names he had just called. "The final marshmallow of the evening goes to…

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"Leshawna. Trent, it's time to go."

"I can't say I'm surprised, I was just dragging the Goph- I mean Raccoons down. Bye, everyone!" Trent said, surprisingly calm.

"Everyone else, you have another day to compete. Good night."

Me: Well, that was two month's progress brought out? That was crappy.

Lindsay: OMG, there's a button at the bottom that says "review"! What does that do?

Me: You can say how much you like TDR!

Lindsay: So I can say that I like Bone On Loan's story!

Me: Yes Lindsay… review everyone, and read Cookie Kid's stories please!