"Nice work with the wishy bracelet trickery!"

"Thanks. Good job with the 'AHH! I CAN'T STOP STARING AT THE CEILING!' act."

"pfft. No problemo. I'm just glad that our plan is starting to work. But you have nooo idea on how hard it is to not call her Sugar Queen or Sweetness."

"ah! Shh, Toph! Go! She's coming!"

"Yeah, yeah. I know. I'll be listening in."

_LINE BREAK_

Katara left the river and dashed to Suki who's over in the temple. "Suki! Oh, Suki! The bracelet! It worked!"

Suki looked up acting innocent, "Wha?"

"THE WISHING BRACELET! I wished for Toph to be quiet and polite and stuff! AND IT WORKED! Suki, isn't this amazing! I didn't think it would work!"

"It worked? Wow. That is amazing! Wait? Toph? Quiet? No way!"

"Yes way!" Katara looked over at Toph who was now sitting around next to Sokka, Aang, and Zuko. And to Katara's utter amazement Toph wasn't doing her usual jabbering or tricks OR toe picking.

"Whoa. But these things," Suki held up the bracelets. "they're just myths. I can't believe this."

"Believe it! And hey, can I have another one?"

"Sure!" Suki handed Katara a green bracelet.

"Green means obedience right?"

"Yupp."

"Okay then! This time I'm gonna wish that Sokka will do the dishes and the cooking tonight! MUHAHAHA!"

Sukis' eyes widened and she froze. "How the hell do Toph and I fake that?" she thought to herself.

Katara turned around and skipped away not noticing Suki's nervousness.

As soon as Suki was sure that Katara was far away she yelled, "Toph! Toph! TOPH,TOPH, TOPH!"

Toph responded by jumping from her spot near the forest covering her sensitive ears. "OW! OW! Suki! I hear you! Dammit Suki, you sure have some strong lungs there."

"Sorry. But did you hear that? Katara 'wished' for Sokka to do the dishes and stuff! What do we dooo!"

"Just get Sokka to do the dishes! Sheesh! It's not that hard."

"Yeah but it's Sokka we're talking 'bout here! He never does the dishes!"

"PUH-LEASE. Watch and learn Suki. Watch and learn."

Toph turned around on one heel and began walking towards Sokka who was lazily picking at his teeth. "YO! Snoozles! DISHES! NOW!"

Sokka looked up, "wha? No thanks. I'm busy."

"Busy doing what? Picking meat out of your teeth the size of the dang animal itself?"

Sokka's voice cracked, "Picking of the teeth is veryyy important you know! It's very important. I hate smelly breath. Plus, I don't enjoy the sensation of old meat stuck in my teeth. Or the flavor of it either! Ooh! Except for babysabertoothmooselioncub. The stringiness and tenderness of the meat is very tas-"

Toph grabbed his nose causing Sokka to talk like a duck and said, "Shut. Up! DISHES! NOW!"

"Why me?"

"Because I said so." Toph answered.

"ummm….how about…. NO."

"HAHAH! You're funny! NOT! Dishes. Now."

"Nah...I'll pass."

"Sokka, do the damn dishes now!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No!"

"YES!"

"Make me!" Sokka folded his arms stubbornly. That made Toph lose it.

Toph reached up and grabbed Sokka by the ear , yanking him into the kitchen while he was kicking and flailing, "NOOOOO! NOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NOOO"

Suki just followed the two.

Toph, being a strong girl for her size and age, got Sokka to the sink.

Sokka stubbornly kept his arms to his sides as Toph commanded him, "Hands in the water now Snoozles!"

"No."

"SOKKA!"

"NO."

Toph got behind him and grabbed both arms and attempted to put his hands in the soapy dish water. All the while Sokka was screaming like a child. "AHHHHHHH! Ahhhh! AHHH! NO!"

Even though Toph was strong Sokka was stronger and managed to keep Toph from forcing him to do the unforgiving chore of washing the dishes. "NO WAY! YOU'RE CRAZY!" and he stormed off.

Toph turned around to see Suki and shrugged. "Sokka's not doing the dishes."

"We can do the dishes ourselves and tell Katara that Sokka did it!" Suki answered with high hopes.

The two looked at each other and laughed. "nah!"

"Okay, okay. I guess that Katara won't have her wish come true this time. If we had every 'wish' come true then she'd go crazy and then we'd go crazy."

"We're not making her hopes and wishes come true this time then. The wish that she'll make on the next bracelet will be made true by us."

"Okayyy." Said Suki with faded optimism.

"WAIT!" Toph stuck a finger in the air signaling that she had an idea.

"What?"

"Stay. Here."

Suki blinked confused. "Okay…"

Toph left the room to go get something and came back with Sokka's beloved space sword. "Ohh Sokka…. Look what I goottttttt" she mischievously sang as she waved the black blade sword slowly in the air.

Sokka looked up. "NO WAY! Give. Me. The. Sword."

"hmmm… nope." Toph teased.

"Toppphhh!" he whined. "Suki! Do something!"

Suki answered, "Nope. Not until u do the dishes."

"BWA? No. I am not doing the dishes!" and Sokka lunged for the sword in Toph's hand and failed. "Gimmie! Gimmie!"

"I said no." Toph said. She kicked up an earth platform so high that it almost touched the ceiling and threw the sword on top of it. "You'll get that when you are done with the effing dishes."

So the two Earth girls walked from the leaving a mouth gaping Sokka in the small kitchen with a small sink that had a large amount of dirty dishes and pans.

A/N: Review please! And it took me forever to get this story out because of the stupid editor in me.