Sorry this Chapter took longer than It should. Well, here ya go, all who read this, ENJOY!
Dawns Presents
"Hey everyone!" Dawn said exitedly, watching all the people she invited pile into her house.
"Yo wassup lov... I mean DAWN, I SAID DAWN" Brock 'roared'. "Ummm... Okay..." Dawn said, rolling her eyes. "HEY HEY DAWN, I'M SO EXITED TO BE HERE AND I..." "SHUT UP!" Dawn said to Ash. Cassie brought in all the presents, one suspiciously taller than it should. "HEY" Ash screamed. "I THINK I NOTICE A DEAD CLOWN ON YOUR LIVING ROOM FLOOR" Ash yelled retardedly. "Um... yeah don't ask..." Dawn mumbled.
"Sooo EVERYBODY" Dawn said. "Lets play truth or dare" she said. "Okie Dokey, I'm in" the guests said. "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!" the dead clown yelled. "OH EM GEE!" Ash said as he jumped of a cliff (GRR... AGAIN WITH THE CLIFF!) into a dead clown army. "Okay umm never mind about the truth in dare?" Dawn said nervously. "Hey Dawn, can we have CAKE?" said Cassie, licking her chops. "WOOT WOOT, CAKE!" Brock screamed intensely into Cassies Pidgey, killing it. " I never liked that pidgey anyways" yawned Cassie, bored.
At The Dining Table
" Happy birthday OH HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAWN, LETS EAT THE FRICKEN CAKE NOW!" yelled Cassie into a microphone as Brock brought the cake in. "ALL MINE!" said Brock as he chomps into the cake, head first into the candle, ALSO burning his hair off. "Ewwww I don't invite baldies to my party" said Dawn, grossed out. She picked up Brock and threw him off the cliff of the dead clown Sparta army. (A.N-Just Cassie and Dawn now)
"Hey Cassie, can you please bring the presents up here?" questioned Dawn. " Yeah, I'll be right there with your presents" Cassie said as she rushed down the stairs. *Five Seconds Later* "Hihi I'm back!" said Cassie. "OK GIMMIE THE PRESENTS OR I'll RIP YOUR FREAKING DIRF OF A HEAD OFF!" bellowed Dawn. (A.N.- I really have no idea what a 'dirf' is.) "O-okay" Cassie shuddered. "OKAY, PRESENT NUMBER UNO" said Dawn. *She opens Ash's present. "Ummm wtf toothpaste..." said Dawn, angry that she didn't get a CLEAN underwear. "OKIE DOKEY PRESENT NUMBER DOS" said Dawn, ripping Brock's present open. "A rose and a coupon to McDonalds" snickered Cassie. "DON'T YOU FRICKEN MESS WITH ME DIRTBAG" yelled Dawn. "OK, LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT ME" Dawn screamed eyeing the tall present. She ripped it from top to bottom, discovering a... WEEGEE! "OH MY GOD!" screamed Dawn. She tried not looking in Weegee's eyes, but it was too late. Weegee's stare is so powerful that if you look in it, you will turn into a Weegee clone.
Dawn transformed into a Weegee clone, leaving Cassie speechless. She stared blankly with shock as she stared into Dawn-Weegee's eyes, making her transform into a Weegee clone. "Hey guys were ba-" Ash and Brock were cut off by Weegee stares, as they slowly turned into Weegees.
The End- If you liked this story, I'll be happy to whip you up (what a cheesey line) some more stories in the future!
-Marx Superstar Diamond