Thanks to FishluvsJasperCullen for the idea!

Oh, and I still don't own twilight. Sigh.

"Esme, you got Rosalie?" Jasper asked, trying to hide his laughter.

Alice and Edward burst out laughing.

"What?" I said, turning around to face Edward. I was sitting on his lap.

He just shook his head. "Go, Esme." He said.

She went over, grabbed a CD, popped it in, and started to sing.

She's Miss American Dream since the 1930s
Don't matter if she step on the scene
Or sneak away to hang with EmC
They're still gonna put pictures of her and EmC online
You want a piece of her?
You want a piece of her...

She's Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
She's working and can't be a mama
And without a kid on her arm
she's still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of her

She's Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Oh my God that Rose isn't Shameless
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of her)
She's so awesome all the time
(You want a piece of her)

She's Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and angering her
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' her off
Hopin' she'll resort to some havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of her? (you want a piece of her)
She's not Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
I mean, she doesn't even eat.
I mean please...
Do you want a piece of her.

She's Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Oh my God that Rose isn't Shameless
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of her)
She's so awesome all the time
(You want a piece of her)

She's Miss American Dream since the 1930s
Don't matter if she step on the scene
Or sneak away to hang with Em
They're still gonna put pictures of her and Em online
You want a piece of her?
You want a piece of her...

She's Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Oh my God that Rose isn't Shameless
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of her)
She's so awesome all the time
(You want a piece of her)

She's Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Oh my God that Rose isn't Shameless
(You want a piece of her)
She's Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of her)
She's so awesome all the time
(You want a piece of her)
Oh yeah
You want a piece of her?

Everyone was literally on the floor laughing. Even Esme and Rose. Esme had started cracking up in the middle of it. The song fits Rose so perfectly. It's not even funny. Well, actually, it is.

"Nice, Esme!" Alice said, and everyone clapped for Esme. Rose got up and hugged Esme, but it was hard because Rose was still laughing so hard.

Which, of course, only made everyone start laughing harder.

"I loved how you changed the lyrics, Esme." I told her through my tears of laughter.

Who ever knew KCS could be so funny?

Everyone was laughing for at least another twenty minutes. Then, Edward decided it was time for me to have lunch. I looked at the clock. 1:20. Hm. I had been here a while then.

Edward pulled me to his kitchen. Everyone else went to do god knows what.

Edward made me a sandwitch that actually tasted pretty good.

"When did a guy who doesn't eat learn to cook so well? I asked him.

He smiled his awesome crooked smile. "You'd be surprised what they show on the food network at midnight."

"You would know." I told him. He just laughed.

Then, Emmett came in and pushed me out of my chair.

"What, Emmett?" I asked him from the floow, which, thanks to him, I was now on. Once Edward realized I was on the floor, he came over to help me up.

"Alice wants to resume the game." He told us.

"And you knocked me out of my chair because….." I said, waiting for an answer.

"Because Alice told me to tell you in the fastest way possible."

"Well, now I'm going to have a bruise. Thanks, Emmett."
"You're welcome, Lil' sis!"

After we were all sitting down in the living room once again, Alice started to talk.

"Okay, next up, the person who got Jasper," she consulted her visions, and pulled a face, "Jasper. You got yourself. You're up." She said.

Again, thanks to FishluvsJasperCullen for the idea!!! i might be using their other idea for the next chapter. Unless anyone else has any ideas of songs for anyone......then REVIEW AND TELL ME!!!!

This is where i would tell you that i want you to check out my other story called Maybe, but, its your own decision.

PLEASE REVIEW!!!

-twihardfanpire24