I am not world famous. My name is not stephenie meyer. i don't own sparkly vampires. i do own cardboard cutouts of certain said vamps, though.
but, seriously. I DONT OWN TWILIGHT.

Should have said this earlier, but, its helpful when you listen to the song while the person is singing it.

The song in this chapter is "Ghost of Me" by Daughtry. It was soooooo hard to find a song for Jasper.

Hope you like it!

"Wait, is that even allowed?" Emmett asked. I don't blame him. Was it allowed?

"Yes. Now, Emmett, shut up." She told him. Emmett shut up. Nothing is scarier than an angry Alice.

"Now, Jazz, go." She said and pushed him towards the CDs. He was looking around for a minute or two in them until he found the one he was looking for.

He popped in the CD, and I never would have expected his song choice. Well, actually, I kind of get it. Not really.

"So, this is more like me and Alice, not just me." He said, earning an "Aww.." from me and Rose.

Thought the past was dead and buried
Then you brought it up last night
You sounded so dang worried
You've been fightin' and sobbin

I wanna put your mind at ease again
Make everythin' alright
I know it's gettin' underneath your skin
I've tried to tell you now

Don't look over your shoulder
'Cause that's just the ghost of me you're seein' in your head
Wait, there's no rhyme or reason
Sometimes there's no meanin' in the visions when you're lookin'

Don't come back and believe them
You're lookin' at the ghost of me
You're lookin' at the ghost of me

With your imagination and emotions runnin' wild
Fuelin' my frustration like a fire burnin', clock keeps turnin'
I know it's gettin' underneath your skin
I've tried to tell you now

Don't look over your shoulder
'Cause that's just the ghost of me you're seein' in your dreams
Wait, there's no rhyme or reason
Sometimes there's no meanin' in the visions that you're seein'

Don't come back and believe them
You're lookin' at the ghost of me
You're lookin' at the ghost of me
You're lookin' at the ghost of me

Don't look over your shoulder
'Cause that's just the ghost of me you're seein'
Wait, there's no rhyme or reason
Sometimes there's no meanin' in the visions your seein'

Don't come back and believe them
Visions when you're lookin'
Don't come back and believe them
You're lookin' at the ghost of me
You're lookin' at the ghost of me
You're lookin' at the ghost of me

"Did you follow that, at all?" I turned around and asked Edward.

"Kind of. He lost me about the whole ghost of me thing, though." He said, running his hand through his hair.

"Interesting." I told Jasper.

Alice ran up and started making out with Jasper in front of us all.

Things got, funny though, when Emmett got up.

Emmett walked through Alice and Jasper, breaking them apart from each other, and said, "Excuse me, coming through."

I don't know if it was that or the facial expressions on Alice and Jasper that made us all crack up, but it was something.

There was just so much laughter going on today.

You think, in a house full of vampires, it would be all doom-and-gloom, darkness, and more.

Also, as Edward had asked, "What did you expect? Dungeons, coffins, and moats?"

And my oh-so-clever reply of: "No. Not the moats."

But, if you think about it, why would you expect a bunch of vamps to have a crocodile or whatever filled moat lying around.

But they were pretty much the exact opposite of your ideal vampires.

I remember the time I compared Edward to Dracula. They had only three similarities or something like that.

My point: The Cullens are the awesomest vampires ever.

Alice then decided we should all go take a break. Everyone went away, excluding me, jasper, Edward, and Alice.

Me and Edward started to talk about random stuff. Alice then must have decided to check her visions, and decided that the next one would be funny.

She was laughing out loud for about a minute before it started to annoy Edward. He looked at her. He must have read her thoughts because, seconds later, he burst out laughing too. Me and Jasper just looked at each other.

After Alice had calmed down (five minutes later) she called everyone back in. Everyone arriving started her lauging again.

"Okay," she said, fighting to keep herself from breaking out in laughter again.

Wait, what person's song is up next, anyway?

"Here is Emmett, singing about Esme." She said, still laughing.

I hope this ends well.

Or, if not, that we record it and put it on YouTube.

Oh yeah. Along with Twilight, i dont own YouTube.

It would be awesome if i did, though.

Like i said earlier, the song is "Ghost of Me" by Daughtry.

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!