Chapter 2! YAY!

Remember, COMMENT! EVEN FLAMES ARE EXCEPTED! kinda...?

Uh... Leah POV...?

The brat was annoying, but I can't let her die. Well, I can, but Jake would kill me. And then Seth might try to kill him. And then Jake would kill him. And then Sue would kill Jake. And then Billy would kill Sue. And then Charlie would kill Billy. And then...

Well, you get the point. The brat dies, we all die. Kinda.

So we were just sitting in my car, and finally, I was going to drop her at Jake's.

As we approached the door, I heard murmurs inside with my werewolf hearing. I thought it was just regular talking, but I was dead wrong.

I opened the door, and the lights were out. I just turned them on, like regular, and everyone (The vamps, the imprintees, the wolves, etc.) jumped out, yelling "Surprise!"

I was so scared, I punched the closest person near me...

Bella.

Leah POV

Bella groaned, and over-reacted, as usual. She collapsed on the floor, trying to tear up. But vampires cant cry, stupid girl! Oh, sorry Edward! Not your fault you married an idiot. Well, it is. And I'm not really sorry.

Anywho, so she had collapsed, and Edward got this look in his eye. But it was too late. Jake, Seth, almost everybody, even Renesme, her daughter, was laughing.

Bella was trying to get the pity vote, as usual, standing and acting like she was 'toughing it out'. But no one cared. Well, maybe, Edward. And Carlisle, for medical stand. and maybe Esme, because of the mother thing. But no one else.

once the laughing had died down, I had realized it was Renesme's birthday. They had manipulated me to bringing her here! Somehow... I guess.

As everyone stopped laughing, and looking at Bella, Jake turned back to Renesme. I saw the look in his eye, and I backed up a few steps. Jake began to grind his teeth.

"Wait... Jake, Leah-" before Renesme could speak, Jake pounced at me. I began to scream, for fun, but ran like hell, for real. Jake was bounding off the walls as I just ran.

"Leah!" Jake yelled.

"I didn't friggin' do anything!" I yelled back. I just expected to trip because that's how it is in the movies. In the chase, the beautiful and awesome hero falls. Or, at least, I think that's how it is.

"Leah didn't do anything!" Renesme yelled. Jake slowed down, but didn't stop.

Suddenly, Renesme was in front of me, and I was about to run into her. I swerved at the last second, and Jake skidded to a stop.

"How did you get in front of me?" I panted.

"This house i like a big circle, I just ran the opposite way," she said, so sure of herself. She grabbed Jake's arm, and show him a play-by-play of the fall, me heroically saving her (blech!) and then him chasing me for nothing.

"Oh, Leah!" Jake said, in his big goofy voice. Oh-no.

"Leah! Leah, Leah, Leah!" he said, hugging me in one of those crushing-werewolf-bear-hugs.

"Jake! Get off me!" I yelled, trying to break his hold.

"Leah! You're so nice, and kind, and sweet! And-"

"Jake, let me go!"

"But Leah! I'm so sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Leah, Leah, Leah!"

"Jacob Black! Release me at once!"

"But Leah-"

"JACOB!" I yelled, him finally let me go. "Oh, Leah, Leah-"

"Jaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeee!" I drawled out, overly-dramatic. Excuse me, overly-Bella.

He finally let me go, even thought I didn't forgive him. I mean, why would I hurt the brat if I knew Jacob would kill me, even if she is über annoying?

Whatever.

Cake time!

Damn, these people must e rich. The cake was five tiers high, with little werewolves and vampires holding hands on it, and everything.

On the top was... oh god.

It was a little marzipan sculpture of the Cullen family, all of them. Then us, the wolves. Jake, Embry, Seth, everyone had a happy expression, except, guess who?

I guess I was supposed to be smirking, but it looked like I was sad. And my boobs were outrageous, way too big!

Everyone claps and marvels at it, and the werewolves, Jake is specifics, mouths are watering like crazy.

First thing Jacob does? Grab my little marzipan mini, and bite my head off.

Two can play at that game.

Suddenly, we started eating everyone. For a shitty design, this thing was delicious.

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STOP IT THIS INSTANT!" Bella screamed. Jake and I slowed down, and stared at her. Everyone was. She had drawn a little too much attention to herself.

I laughed, and so did Jake.

Edward began cutting, around Jake and I's devoured point, and cut the werewolves some pretty big pieces.

I actually had fun. I mean, for a crap party at Black's house, it was okay.

But what I cant get out of my mind: there was someone watching us. I know, I know, paranoia.

But something was watching. Something we couldn't sense, couldn't see. But I can feel it.

DONE! Remember, I know this even annoys me, but please review! I feel hated if you don't! Please...?

-Eris