Author's Notes: Welcome back, my lil' peeps :P
Got a few requests today, so I hope you enjoy :D
And you, Joy Johnson. Don't worry, that was just a one-time thing I wrote 'cause a friend dared me :P
11. Nightmares. (Vernon Hediger)
It was perfect. Beast Boy had just taken a nap. He was snoozing on the couch peacefully, blissfully ignorant of Cyborg and Terra arguing over the best kind of steak, Starfire's snores (She was asleep as well) and Robin sipping his usual coffee.
So, Raven declared that she was off to meditate.
Upon reaching her room, she promptly got out a certain book, known as "Spells of the Dreams and Beyond."
A quick flick-through revealed the desired spell, the half-demon sniggered in triumph, then a chanting of said spell, and then, she could see into the changeling's dreams. It was odd. A blur of scenery, rather like the ocean, and a lot of green and red. Then, Terra melted into view, by the sea-side, and she could feel Beast Boy's little affection pour into the dream. So, fantasying about his earth-moving crush, eh? Well, this would be more fun then she thought.
A quick mental alter on the magical field, and Beast Boy gained a nightmare.
Namely, Terra turning into a monstrous version of Trident with a whole army of meat-creatures that attacked Beast Boy, all the while telling him: "TOFU SUCKS! TOFU SUCKS!"
And, she would definitely tell you this, Raven smiled happily as Beast Boy's waking scream of terror.
Followed by Starfire's angered "Just-woke-up" rant, and the sounds of Beast Boy getting whacked by said alien.
Lovely.
12. Comics (Wolf-Blood-Baptism)
Of course, there were times when Beast Boy was so curious as to what Raven did in her room when she was supposedly meditating, he would transform into a fly and enter her room.
Sure enough, the green insect was soon buzzing around the dark abode, having followed Raven. Currently, the sorceress was looking rather shifty, and quickly delved into a chest near her bed. She pulled out something and then lay down on her bed, and opened the object, revealing it as none other then-
A comic book.
And not just any comic book. The Mega Monkey comics!
Beast Boy fainted.
Boy, did Raven get a shock when an unconscious Beast Boy drop from her ceiling.
13. Random Call (Inferno 54)
Raven had used her meditation to escape to her room, as she really needed to make a phone-call. Thankfully, her own phone could contact other dimensions. The reason for her phone-call? Because Daddy was being all impatient about his takeover crap, and she wanted to set some crap straight with him.
So, she typed in his unique dimensional number, and waited for the demonic jerk of a father to pick up.
And he did.
"Hello, Father." Raven grunted reluctantly. "Yes, I'm fine. Very well, actually. Kicking bad guy a- What?... No, I have not found someone to employ my demonic mating instinct on-... Look, Starfire's nice and all, but-... I hate Beast Boy. Never suggest him again. Not Cyborg, either. I don't even know if- Why am I talking about this?... No, I do not want to force Starfire or Terra- Don't say Terra either. I hate her... Look, it's not my-... Don't pin this on me! You're-... No, Robin is an uptight son of a-... Hey, don't interrupt me when I'm ranting, or I'll have Arella scar you again... You may be all-powerful, but she can make you cringe with the sleepless night punishment... Yeah, you're cringing, I can hear you... No, I do not want to become the Portal. I actually like my life-... No, I am not being a prude. I-... Listen, shut up, alright? I don't care if you want grandchild-... Look, do you actually want a freaky demon-alien hybrid thing for a grandkid?... No, I thought not, so don't say Starfire either-... Look, when someone I actually do want to bang shows up, I'll-... Fine, whatever. Hate you."
And she put the phone down. Damn fathers.
14. Poster
Raven looked left. Her room was empty. Raven looked right. Room: Still empty.
So, she walked over to the far side of the room, got out a poster from under her cloak, and stuck it to the wall, revealing it as a Poster of none other the legendary Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots.
"Ah, Optimus." Raven sighed with a swoon. "No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
15. Cartoon
In her room, pretending to meditate, Raven sat on her bed, as her powers levitated a hidden portable TV from under her bed in front of her. Turning it on, she smiled at once to see it was her favourite little cartoon, The Pinky and the Brain.
Such a cute little program.
Hell, she could even see herself as the Brain and Starfire as the Pinky.
Regardless, she loved watching these cartoons.
So much fun.
Author's Notes: Hooray! Another chapter, done and dusted. Keep sending in your requests, viewers, no matter how crazy they are! Just make sure they stay in the boundaries of T and lower :)