Author's Notes: RAWR, welcome back, slaves :D
Today, we shall see more Raven shenanigans :D
16. Monkeys (Inferno 54)
"Robin, I don't care if Starfire is trying to force-feed you what looks like elephant testicles. I need to meditate!" The half-demon snapped angrily at the fearful traffic-light.
"But, Raven!"
"Meditating!"
"But-but-but, Raaaaaaaaaaaven!"
"Damn it, just shove off!"
After literally shoving off Robin, Raven entered the solitudes of her room.
"Stupid Robin, annoying me." Raven grumbled, before pulling a whistle out of her cape and blowing it. Instantly, a horde of monkeys appeared out of several hiding places and lined up in front of her.
"Alright, my little monkeys." Raven said to the group of small brown primates. "Today, we are going to learn how to throw poop at Robin and not miss!"
17. Horde (The Lightning King)
Raven had once again retreated to her room in need of meditation, considering Cyborg and Terra were having a throw-down on the X-Box, Starfire was playing Twister with Beast Boy (No-one knew the alien could twist her body like that 0_0) and Robin was fixing up a ham for his lunch.
Within her room, she sighed, and the sorceress headed off to a secret treasure chest beside her bed.
Inside was a collection of all the things she had secretly stolen from her team-mates: One of Beast Boy's comics, one of Robin's masks, one of his capes, a strand of Terra's hair, a pair of her goggles, one of Starfire's photos (Disturbingly enough, a picture of the alien in a bikini, sent to Robin) and her pride and joy, a box of Cyborg parts, containing thirteen fingers, four arms, a foot, two legs, a shoulder, his torso, six eyes and a brain.
"Next on my list, one of those nifty bird-a-rang swords." Raven giggled.
18. Cooking (FelynxTiger)
"Alright, you can do this." Raven murmured to herself, facing the portable stove and kitchen ingredients and stuff in front of her. "Can't be too hard to cook some chocolate cookies. Even if you fail, Starfire will love them, right? Alright, lets get cooking. What does the book say?..."
So, Raven began cooking. Mixing ingredients, measuring out stuff, adding things here and there, heating it up, leaving to cool, mixing it all up. Eventually, after two whole hours of trying, the portable stove dinged, and popped out a tray of burnt things that kinda looked like cookies.
The half-demon sighed. "I tried-"
"Hey, Raven, what you up to?"
Raven shrieked with shock, and threw a cookie at the door, which Terra had poked her head through. The treat landed right in the blonde's mouth, whom looked shocked, pulled it out form her mouth, stared at it-
Then shrugged and ate it, while Raven watched.
"Nom nom nom." The blonde said as she chewed, before swallowing it and grinning. "Wow, Raven! I didn't know you could cook this well!"
"Really?" Raven asked, hopeful.
"Yeah! I-" Terra suddenly gasped and clutched her butt. "OH MY GOD! ALL THE CRAP IN MY BODY IS TRYING TO GET OUT AT THE SAME TIME! HELP ME, TOILET!"
And she sped off.
Raven sighed. "I tried..."
19. Fanfic's 2 (Zamzowwow)
Raven sighed as she headed off to her room, under the pretence of meditation, where, in the safety of her dark abode, she pulled out her laptop, opened it and turned it on.
"Alright, Raven. Let's see how many reviews you got... OH! Thirteen positive reviews for "The stupid things that Beast Boy does." Brilliant! Now, let's update "The things Starfire does because she doesn't know what they do." She... tired to use a vibrator as a tooth-brush, then got confused why Robin fainted from a massive nose-bleed! Yeah, that was funny... She also... thought you had to hit Beast Boy, rather then the piata that looked like him. Lovely."
And from the living room, she heard shouts, from none other then BB himself:
"Hey! Who wrote this story that says how I accidentally used Robin's staff as a back-scratch-thing? This person is ruining my reputation!"
Raven smiled.
20. War 2
Today, Starfire was having a go at War for Cybertron, playing as a Scientist.
"You are sure that I have mastered the controls of this game to be allowed on the playing of multi?" Starfire asked Cyborg, whom handed her an X-box head-set, so she could talk to other players.
"Sure, Star!" BB said cheerfully. "You'll do great!"
Starfire nodded, and signed up for Countdown to Extinction. They waited for the game to load, and when it did, the match was already in play.
"Alright, you're a Decepticon now, Star." Beast Boy informed as Starfire's character entered the game. "And- Whoa, your team is outnumbered!"
"Five against two?" Cyborg whistled. "Damn. However you're playing with must be good to handle that many against them."
Starfire promptly had her character find her only team-mate, a Leader-class.
"Wait... OH MY GOD! Starfire, quit now!"
"Why?"
"Cyborg! It's that player! The one is really, really good! ARGH!"
"Damn."
Starfire ignored them and spoke through the head-set. "Hello, fellow player!"
"Hey." The other replied dully, without any gender to discern. Starfire had a feeling that he recognised the voice, but dismissed it.
"What shall we-"
"You have a Repair Ray, right?"
"Yes."
"Good. Follow me, keep me healed. Got it?"
"Yes."
"Good. Let's go."
With that, the other player headed off, since the other team now had the bomb was heading to their base, Starfire's character following her team-mate, her Repair Ray ready.
The first opposition was an enemy Scout. The other player activated War-Cry, and destroyed the Scout in a single hit, the dead player flying away. Next, was an enemy Leader, attempting to ram Starfire's team-mate. The hit was successful, but the player fought back, destroying the attacker with ease. Starfire promptly healed the other player of their wounds, as they set off again.
They then came across the other two of the remaining three Autobots- A second Scout and a Soldier, whom promptly activated his Hover ability and shot at them wildly. The Leader promptly transformed into truck mode and shot at the Solider, before lunging forward into a ram, and leaping up to smash the Soldier out the sky, simultaneously destroying an unlucky flying Scientist who had flown to try and help.
In the meantime, Starfire managed to weaken the Scout, whom had the bomb, by whacking him, who was then finished off by her team-mate and she was very impressed by her team-mates.
"You are incredibly skilled at this game!" She said cheerfully, as Beast Boy and Cyborg were gaping, amazed at the outnumbered pulling through.
"Thanks. I'll get the bomb. Keep me healed- Seconds thoughts, you get the bomb. Heal me first."
Starfire nodded, healed her team-mate, whom activated the Intercooler ability, and then she picked up the bomb. The duo headed off to the enemy base, but were suddenly confronted by all five members of the enemy team.
Starfire gulped and Beast Boy grinned. "Good. Time for mister-brilliant-player to get owned!"
The "Mister-brilliant-player" promptly activated the Punch of Kill Everything ability.
"Oh."
The enemy team got massacred, put simply, and Starfire managed to plant the bomb.
Put simply, they won.
Elsewhere
Raven smiled as she won yet another game, hearing Starfire's squeals of joy and triumph and Beast Boy's disbelieving screams.
Ah, such a good life.
Author's Notes: Never play against Raven on War for Cybertron. She will murder you and slaughter you and make you cry in your Emo corners. I can imagine Starfire being a supportive player, helping out her team-mates :)
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