Author's Notes: We're back: A Dinosaurs Story!
Well, Teen Titans, technically. Oh well.
Enjoy!
21. Secret Agent (Inferno suggested this, but I had it planned first :P)
Raven sighed as her communicator silently vibrated in her pocket. It was time for another mission.
Getting up from the couch, she announced: "I'm off to meditate."
"Okay."
"Sure."
"Have fun!"
Raven promptly walked off to her room. Inside said room, she stalked over to the nearby wall and pressed a hidden button. The wall slid back and revealed a TV screen, upon which an old lady appeared.
"I'm here." Raven said. "What do you need?"
"Agent 666." The old lady greeted. "Doctor Claw is up to his crap again. This time, he's trying to corrupt the voice synthesiser that gives the Transformer named Soundwave his unique voice."
"That fiend!" Raven gasped. "Well, have no worry, command. I'll stop him."
"Good luck, Agent 666."
Raven then got into a pitch-black F-22 Raptor jet that had somehow fit into her room and flew off to stop her nemesis.
22. Precious (Inferno 54)
Raven was fast asleep in her bed. Snoozing peacefully, nothing could disturb her in this tranquil state.
Except a creepy cloaked thing searching her room. Anyway, this creepy cloaked thing was looking around, when it saw something: A golden ring on top of Raven's bedside table. The creepy thing headed for the ring, reaching out to grab it-
And was promptly obliterated when Raven pulled out her anti-Starfire's pudding-shotgun and blasted it to Hell.
"No-one gets the One Ring unless I let them!" Raven snapped at its dead body.
"Not even me?" Gollum whined.
"How did you get in here? Anyway, no, not even you. Now go away before I have Cyborg trash you at video games."
23. Voodoo (Lightning King)
The Titans (Minus Raven, who was meditating) were relaxing in the living room. It was a very peaceful setting, which nothing could possibly ruin.
"Hey, Beast Boy, think you can grab me a soda?" Robin asked from where he was reading the newspaper at the table.
"Sure." The changeling replied, meandering over to the fridge, while Starfire, Terra and Cyborg were playing rock, paper, scissors. Suddenly-
CLANG!
Robin yelped in pain as a soda can hit him right on the side. Glaring up, he saw Beast Boy, a look of shock, horror and confusion on the green boy's face, his seemingly twitching in the class "just-threw-something" poise.
"What was that for?" Robin yelled angrily, his head protesting against such abuse.
"Dude! I did not do that! My arm just went cuckoo-la-bonsai!" The changeling protested.
"Sure it did, BB." Cyborg said. "Just apologise to Robin for that failed throw."
"I didn't-" Suddenly, Beast Boy's face took on a serious pose, and he spoke, in a deep mature voice befitting an Army General: "Men, I have come to the conclusion that I am indeed, a dumb-ass."
The rest of them just stared at him. And Starfire asked: "Why does Beast Boy refer to himself as a foolish donkey if he is in human form?"
Suddenly, Robin suddenly jerked up from the table and slapped himself in the face.
"What the-" He yelped in shock, before he slapped himself again, seemingly against his will.
"This is messed up." Terra decreed, before suddenly yelping as her legs carried her in front of Robin and forced her to bend over. Robin's own leg started to rear back, and he realised-
KICK!
Robin kicked Terra right in the butt, the blonde yelping in pain, while Beast Boy continued to say stupid things about himself in that Army tone.
"What is going on?" Starfire asked in a horrified tone, before suddenly, she then said: "I must attend to Raven's every need and do whatever she says and massage her feet and fetch her soda and stuff."
The alien looked shocked as she said this against her will, before declaring: "If these strange powers command me, then I must attend to the needs of Raven! Fear not, friend!"
And Starfire sped off, leaving Cyborg to just stare as Robin and Terra started pummelling each other, yelling very vulgar things about each other, when Beast Boy suddenly regained control.
"Dude!" The changeling cried. "We're being forced to do crazy stuff against our will!"
Cyborg just burst out laughing, when suddenly, his body fell to pieces.
"Oh man!" Cyborg yelled. "Help! I'm in pieces! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Starfire rushed back in and promptly told Beast Boy: "Raven has decreed that I must perform the beating of up regarding you. Forgive me!"
And Starfire promptly beat the crap out of Beast Boy.
Elsewhere
Raven smirked as she manipulated the voodoo dolls of the other Titans.
"Arella was right, this stuff is fun!"
24. Jedi (Asher 77)
"Raven!"
Beast Boy and Terra were standing outside Raven's room, intending to show her something really cool (That Cyborg could do a perfect head-spin) when the sorceress popped out of her room, looking very naughty indeed.
"Hey, Raven, we wanna-" Terra began, when suddenly, Raven said, waving her hand in front of them:
"I admit I am stupid."
Terra raised an eyebrow in surprise and confusion, when Beast Boy suddenly went slack and said: "I admit I am stupid."
Terra gaped; Raven smirked.
The sorceress continued: "Raven is clearly better at everything then I could ever be."
"Raven is clearly better at everything then I could ever be."
"Whoa, Jedi mind tricks." Terra mused, while Raven grinned at her and continued:
"I will now go eat Starfire's super-spicy goo surprise."
"I will now go eat Starfire's super-spicy goo surprise."
Beast Boy walked off, and both girls burst out laughing.
25. Fit (FelynxTiger
Raven was busy in her room, currently, following the instructions of a keep-fit video she had secretly been following for about a week.
However, nothing ever seemed to change, and she didn't feel any of that excess fat from all those brownies Cyborg had made burn off.
With a sigh, Raven cursed these damned keep-fit videos, when someone knocked at the door. Gasping in shock, Raven quickly hid the vdeio and portable TV, then popped her cloak back on, before going to answer the door.
It was Starfire, who asked: "Hello, Raven! Would you like to-"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Um, of course!"
"How do you keep that stunning figure?"
"Figure?"
Raven sighed and promptly grasped Starfire's slim curvy naval: "This! How do you stay so, so, thin and sexy?"
Starfire looked confused, but then grinned and replied: "It is simple, Friend Raven! Nine stomachs equals nine times the rate of metabolism!"
Raven pouted: "Cheater..."
Author's Notes: ROFLMFAO! You guys have such funny requests! XD
Keep them coming, and feel free to check out the Rare-Pair contest I made up :)