Author's Notes: Another chapter, peeps :P
Enjoy!
.26 Potter (Dianna Phantom27)
"What are you doing, Robin?" Starfire asked sweetly as she skipped over to the Boy Wonder, whom was reading a book.
"Reading the sixth Harry Potter, Starfire." Robin replied cheerfully. "And it was awesome! Totally didn't see most of this stuff coming."
"OH! I too have been following the adventures of the Boy who Lived!" Starfire giggled. "And I found it most amazing!"
"You know what they could do for the seventh book? I think Bill and Fleur could have a cottage somewhere and Harry and co stay there when they're hunted by Death Eaters!"
"Intriguing. I think Draco Malfoy should redeem himself in some way; Perhaps somehow allowing Harry possession of a powerful wan or something of that nature?"
Elsewhere
Raven smirked as she copied down Robin and Starfire's ideas, cheekily stating: "Azar, I love nicking ideas. Book Seven will make me millions with these plot twists!"
(Author's Notes: No, I do not think Raven is J.K Rowling. It's just a joke :P)
.27 Would you Kindly? (Titans Obssessionist)
"Raven!"
The sorceress sighed as she got off her bed and walked to the door. Outside was her least favourite Titan, Terra, whom had a big smile on her face.
"What? What do you want?" Raven grumbled.
"Just wondering if-"
"Hang on a second."
"What?"
"Would you mind getting me a muffin? Consider it bribery for me to listen to you."
"Um, I-"
"Would you kindly?"
Terra raised an eyebrow but shrugged and went off. She soon returned with a chocolate muffin, which Raven gladly took.
"Okay, now, listen Raven, I think-"
"Wait a second."
"What? I'm trying to-"
"Would you mind telling Starfire that I'll pay her next week."
"What the-"
"Would you kindly?"
Instantly, Terra felt the need to comply with Raven's request at those three words, sighed with both confusion and annoyance and muttered: "Fine."
As Terra stalked off, Raven smirked.
She just loved Magic-Word-Obedience spells.
.28 Fanfic 3 (Wolf Blood Baptism)
Raven had gone to her room under the pretence of meditation. But in reality, she had gone on her secret laptop to update her fan-fiction stuff.
"Alright, Raven, what messages today? Let's see... OH! A private message... "dear Author: I love your stories! So I wrote this fun fic for you to read. Enjoy!" Okay, let's have a look... Rated M for sexual content? Oh well, let's see... Wow, I am getting my kinky on in this fic. Ha! That was a good line... Huh, it doesn't say who I'm doing it with. Maybe it'll tell me at the end. Oh, this is good. Really good. I kinda like this... Oh, it's gonna tell me who I did... TERRA?"
Elsewhere
As Raven's horrified screams echoed through the Tower, Beast Boy and Cyborg snickered and high-fived.
"Totally got her there!" Cyborg sniggered.
Of course, neither of them noticed the pissed-off Terra behind them with a frying pan until it was too late-
.29 Overlord (Inferno 54)
"Hey, Raven-" Robin asked, looking up from his book. "-Where you going?"
"Meditating." Raven replied dully as she stalked away from the commotion of that Super Smash Bros tournament the other Titans were having. Anyway, she was soon at her room and entered her abode with relish.
Once inside, she clapped her hands thrice-
And a whole horde of leprechauns appeared out of nowhere and bowed before her.
"How may we serve your greatness, Overlord Raven?" They squeaked.
"First, massage my feet, feed me grapes and massage my head." The half-demon instructed. "Then cook me a chocolate cake."
"Yes, mistress!"
Raven smirked as she lay on her bed. Being Overlord of a bunch of leprechauns was fun!
.30 Science (FelynxTiger)
Raven was busy in her room. Not meditating, like she had told the others, but working on her most secret project ever!
Dressed in a white science-coat, she activated a special genetic-replication-cloning machine thing, added several vats of DNA to the mixture within it, calculated the power level and activated it! The machine started with a whirr as Raven released maniacal laughter!
"YES! Work, my precious machine! Work! Create the greatest thing in all of time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The machine stopped, and a panel hissed open.
Smiling manically, Raven reached in and pulled out-
A whistle.
"With this whistle, I can control reality!" Raven cried with triumph, and promptly blew the whistle.
A Tyrannosaurus-like roar sounded, and Robin crashed through the wall, landing in a bloody heap next to Raven.
The half-demon sighed and muttered: "Okay. It's drives Tamaranean's insane with rage-"
Beast Boy promptly crashed through as well.
"-But that's an improvement! I'm getting close!"
Cyborg's screams echoed through the Tower: "Starfire! That arm isn't supposed to rip that off!"
Author's Notes: ROFLMFAO!
Keep your requests coming in, fools! :D
