A/N I wrote this a couple years ago while I was in the car on vacation in Vegas. I know some parts don't make sense. WELL DEAL WITH IT :p I think its suppose to be Bella talking to Edward... Enjoy!
Parody for Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry
Waking up With Edward
You got to help me out.
It's all a blur last night.
We need some blood 'cause your eyes are black and I'm thirsty.
I lost my humanity but you lost v****.
I asked what happened and you said, "Now don't blame."
You get the Volvo out and get the hell out of town. 'Cause the Volturi are coming.
Shut up and put your blood where your mouth is that's what you get for waking up with Edward.
Get up and shake the blood off your dress. That's what you get for waking up with Edward!
Why is my skin so white?
Did I get bit last night?
Dressed up like a bride, why am I wearing your mom's ring?
Don't call the Volturi, 'cause now we're part of the crime. Now the Volturi's coming.
Shut up and put your blood where your mouth is that's what you get for waking up with Edward.
Get up and shake the blood off your dress. That's what you get for waking up with Edward!
You got me into this.
Information overload.
Situation out of control.
Send out a SOS.
Get the Volvo out. We're gonna tear them apart.
Don't be a baby remember what you told me.
Shut up and put your blood where your mouth is that's what you get for waking up with Edward.
Get up and shake the blood off your dress. That's what you get for waking up with Edward!
Shut up and put your blood where your mouth is that's what you get for waking up with Edward.
Get up and shake the blood off your dress. That's what you get for waking up with Edward!
Shut up and put your blood where your mouth is that's what you get for waking up with Edward.
Get up and shake the blood off your dress. That's what you get for waking up with Edward!
Shake, shake the blood! Shake, shake the blood! Get the Volvo out honey! Get the Volvo out honey!