Author's Notes: Chapter 7 is here! Hooray! :D

Enjoy!

31. Caring (Devourer of Teletubbies)

Beast Boy was relaxing on the sofa, as he often did, when he heard perhaps the most terrifying sound in the world-

A I'm-so-excited-I-just-found-something-cute-let-me-show-you-please Starfire squeal. That was the noise that would send Slade into depression, would make grown-men cry and would make Trigon crap his pants.

Beast Boy tried to find a hiding place, but to no avail- Starfire found him first.

"Friend Beast Boy! You must see what I have just found!"

If he complied, she would drag to see something so girly, he'd lose man points, and part of his manly soul would die a painful death. Sadly, Starfire also was the Master of Kicked Puppy faces, meaning you could never refuse her. Even Raven would bend to the will of the Kicked Puppy face.

"Fine..." BB grumbled sadly. Starfire squealed with joy and dragged him off to her room.

Inside was- A Care Bear.

"It is so cute!" Starfire squealed happily as she grabbed up the shocked Bear and gave him/her/it a big hug. The Care Bear looked as though his very organs were rupturing.

"Yeah, real cute." Beast Boy said. "I think you're k-"

The Care Bear muttered out: "Let her kill me. I can't take this life anymore."

And the Care Bear was hugged to death. Starfire noticed this and sighed: "Why must they always die when I show them my love?"

Elsewhere

Raven turned from the TV, which was recording what had happened in Starfire's room, and spoke to a group of terrified Care Bears.

"And that is what will happen if you do not serve me. I will send you to Starfire who will kill you- WITH LOVE."

The bears nodded frantically.

32. Lava (Inferno 54)

Raven, under the pretence of meditation, was in her room, sitting on her bed.

What was she doing?

Staring at a lava lamp.

She stared at it, watching the blobs go up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down-

"This is so fun!" Raven giggled, as she observed the fun lava lamp for hours.

33. Internet (Vernon Hediger)

"Okay, the whistle no longer drives Starfire insane, it no longer makes Cyborg fall apart, it no longer causes eyes to grow everywhere on Robin and it no longer makes leprechauns commit suicide." Raven mused as she observed the whistle in her hand. "Let's see what it does now."

And she blew it.

Nothing happened.

Raven sighed.

Suddenly, she heard Japanese music playing, seemingly out of nowhere, and heard what sounded like a cockpit opening.

"The Hell?" Raven gasped, as she looked out the window. It was none other then Captain Falcon, jumping from his race-car and speeding towards the Tower, drawing his fist back as he roared:

"FALCON PUNCH!"

Raven's eyes widened:

"Oh sh-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

34. Pop (Wolf Blood Baptism)

Raven was walking off to her room, having told the other Titans she was going to meditate. But of course, she had much bigger, better plans to do with her spare time, and it didn't involve meditation. No, it involved something no-one would ever expect of her.

She walked into her room. All was quiet.

She sat on her bed and pulled out a pair of sunglasses, which she promptly put on. Smiling, she also pulled out an electric guitar and a recording device.

Hooking up the guitar into the mains, she turned on the recorder and promptly said:

"Hey, folks, this is the Black Dove, ready to bring you some of the Pop you just gotta love. Enjoy!"

Oh yes.

Raven was a Pop Diva.

35. Hide

Raven sighed as she felt the bump from under her bed. With that, she leaned over her bed and looked under it.

Terra was lying underneath, the geomancer rubbing her head with annoyance, having accidentally bumped it on the bed.

"Listen, Terra, if you're gonna stay in my room, don't bump my bed."

"Listen, until Robin stops bitching at me for every God-damned Slade lead whatever crap, I'm stuck in here. Deal with it."

"I hate you."

"I hate you more!"

Author's Notes: Terra and Raven have such an interesting relationship. Just cracks me up! XD

Speaking of Terra, that person who made that request regarding her and a red-head, I'll start work on your request tomorrow. Just been slow at my place :)