Author's Notes: "Hello, I'm back!"
I swear, my crazy-ass baby brother makes everything sound funny! XD
36. Clone (Inferno 54)
Raven was in her room, supposedly meditating. But in reality, she was working on her newest invention- A cloning machine!
The half-demon smirked as promptly put a green hair in the replication thing, and activated the machine.
The piece of tech started up and started shaking and doing machine stuff, when out of it popped-
A clone of Beast Boy!
"Whoa!" The clone gasped. "I'm a-"
And the clone, not realising he was on a treadmill, was promptly deposited into a grinder, the second machine grinding him up into a pile of blood and gore. Raven laughed sadistically, as she got out a cup of tea, sat down on her bed and watched as the cloning machine spat out Beast Boy clones, all of whom ended up being killed in the grinder.
"Life is fun." Raven giggled.
37. Meta Knight (Vernon Hediger)
Raven's whistle had once again done something wacky. Rather then whatever crap, it had opened a portal, in which the legendary Star Warrior, Meta Knight, appeared through!
Anyway, Raven and Meta Knight were currently chatting over cups of hot tea.
"Wow. You have an exciting time in that Brawling stuff." Raven noted.
"Indeed. Though I prefer to keep to myself." The puffball replied.
"Wow. Your reclusive nature and bad-ass fighting skill turns me on."
"Interesting, as I feel the same way."
"Let's make out."
"Let's."
38. Quest (Wolf Blood Baptism)
Raven had finally returned from a long and hard quest of self-discovery, in which she had meditated a lot, battled zombies and even faced off against the horrors of Candy Mountain and found the treasure within (Indiana Jones style, of course)
Anyway, she was back.
First things first, endure a hug from Starfire, the alien literally crushing her into pieces with her hugging power. Next, chat to Robin, Cyborg and maybe Terra if she feels like it. Third, endure another hug from Starfire.
Fourth, wonder where Beast Boy is.
Never mind. Raven chatted, then went off to her room.
There, however, she came across something disturbing-
Beast Boy wearing her uniform
The green cross-dresser stared at her in horror. Raven stared at him with a disturbed expression.
Finally, Beast Boy said: "It's exactly what it looks like.
39. Girls just wanna have fun (Dijah12)
"Raven!"
The sorceress turned from the couch to see a rather worried looking Tamaranean, whom was was casting her eyes about as if in search of something.
"Yes, Starfire?"
The alien was confused at the rather woozy reply
"Do you know where our friends are? I have been unable to locate any of them, and I have checked all the places they are normally found performing the hanging out!" Starfire whined sadly, her social nature saddened by lack of friends.
"I think they went out, Starfire." Raven replied, with a cheeky smirk on her face, staggering to her feet and promptly engulfing Starfire in a big hug. "Which means we have the WHOLE house to ourselves!"
Starfire was very confused at her friend's odd behaviour. It was then she noticed bottles lying around, each clearly having contained only one thing-
"OH! Raven! You are not allowed to drink the drinks of intoxication!" Starfire said sternly, seizing her friend and dumping her on the couch.
Raven hiccupped and giggled. "But Bar-Pyre, it's fun! FUN! FUN!" Another hiccup. "TRY SOME!"
"No, Raven, it is-"
Too late, for Raven had already jammed a bottle, out of nowhere, into Starfire's mouth, and didn't withdraw until the alien had chugged down all the liquid.
Starfire looked stunned for a second, before the goofiest smile appeared on her face and the pupils of her eyes widened so much it almost took up her whole eye!
"WOW! You are right! This is wonderful!" Starfire squealed with joy as the crazy liquid promptly made her drunk as well!
"We should have a party!" Raven squealed.
"HOORAY!"
Elsewhere
The other four Titans were hanging from chains on their arms on a dark wall in the basement, being forced to watch Teletubbies on a small TV.
"Why do you think Raven locked us down here?" Cyborg asked.
"She got drunk." Beast Boy replied.
"Huh. Drunk Raven." Cyborg mused.
"I wonder what Starfire's up to?" Robin asked.
"Can you guys be quiet? I'm trying to watch this." Terra grumbled.
The Next Morning.
The next morning, Raven woke up with a splitting headache, a bad stomach, in the nude, under her cloak, lying on the kitchen counter, a sleeping Starfire next to her.
"Ow... My head... No more beer, ever!... Ow... why is my ass hurting so much?"
Starfire giggled in her sleep.
40. Earth (ReaderPal)
"RAVEN!"
Raven growled as she leaned up from her bed and snapped: "WHAT?"
Beast Boy's voice sounded again: "Wanna play Extreme Stankball?"
"NO!"
"C'mon! We need a referee!"
"Make Robin do it!"
"Robin's being mean!"
"Tell him I'll f***ing castrate him if he doesn't help you!"
"Okay! Bye, Raven!"
Raven growled with annoyance, before being pulled back into Terra's embrace.
"Don't you just hate interruptions?" The blonde purred.
"Sure do. Mind if I work off my frustration." The sorceress replied seductively, licking at the geomancer's cheek.
Interruptions sucked, sure, but getting back into the mood was good.
Author's Notes: Again, Terra and Raven make me laugh! XD
Feel free to make up theories, maybe even write a story on what Raven and Starfire got up to when they drunk. Maybe they prank-called Slade! XD In fact, I demand a theory from each of you. Think away!