Author's Notes: For fun, I will enlighten you as to what Starfire and Raven got up to while they were drunk :P
And you, xx-Mickey-Love-U-xx, what exactly do you mean by "OMG that is so nasty." Kindly elaborate, thank you :)
All of these random scenarios are clearly not canon
Girls just wanna have Fun! The Deleted Scene!
8:38 PM: Raven gets Starfire drunk.
Starfire was very confused at her friend's odd behaviour. It was then she noticed bottles lying around, each clearly having contained only one thing-
"OH! Raven! You are not allowed to drink the drinks of intoxication!" Starfire said sternly, seizing her friend and dumping her on the couch.
Raven hiccupped and giggled. "But Bar-Pyre, it's fun! FUN! FUN!" Another hiccup. "TRY SOME!"
"No, Raven, it is-"
Too late, for Raven had already jammed a bottle, out of nowhere, into Starfire's mouth, and didn't withdraw until the alien had chugged down all the liquid.
Starfire looked stunned for a second, before the goofiest smile appeared on her face and the pupils of her eyes widened so much it almost took up her whole eye!
"WOW! You are right! This is wonderful!" Starfire squealed with joy as the crazy liquid promptly made her drunk as well!
"We should have a party!" Raven squealed.
"HOORAY!"
8:40 PM: They do their Party Stuff
Drunken and sadly not right in the head, Raven staggered over to the phone and picked it up, promptly dialling in a random number.
"We-we having a pea-tee?" Starfire slurred, drunkenly giggling into Raven's shoulder.
"Yep, yep, yep!" Raven squealed, as the phone rang. It was promptly answered by-
"You've reached Slade's phone. How may I ruin your life?"
"Slag-E!" Raven giggled drunkenly. "It's me, your-you-you old friend, Magpie! Me and Bar-Pyre are having a party-party! WANNA COME?"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Magpie-Crow-Rook-Raven! YEAH! Wanna pea-tee with me and Bar-Pyre?"
"What? Wait- This is a prank call! You damned kids! I'm gonna find you and beat your asses up!"
Raven and Starfire merely started laughing their heads off, before putting the phone down.
Both girls were clearly mental in their drunken state.
And of course, forgot about this party crap.
9:00 PM: After 20 minutes of random giggling
"Hey! Hey, Bar-Pyre!"
"Yes, Mrs Leprechaun Bird?"
"We should go into Robin's room and dress up as him!"
"That sounds like so much fun!"
So, the two drunken teens ran to Robin's room, and of course, dressed up as the guy. It was lots of fun. Even to the point of Starfire dressed in nothing, using Robin's masks as underwear! And Raven just dressed up in his shirts. In short, two drunken heroines had a hell of a lot of fun with Robin's uniform.
9:30 PM Repel an Invasion from Doctor Light
BOOM!
The wall smashed upon and Doctor Light burst through the door, declaring: "Fear the light, Teen Titans! For I, Doctor Light-"
"Its Doctor Nick!" Raven giggled from the ceiling. "HI, DOCTOR NICK!"
Reflexes took over and Doctor Light said, for some reason: "Hi, Everybody!"
Starfire squealed from behind the couch, promptly ran over and grabbed Doctor Light in a massive hug.
Of course, when Starfire gives someone a massive hug, there is of course super strength to deal with. And poor Doctor Light was promptly crushed unconscious by the huggable alien, and flopped to the floor when she released him.
"Bird-lady!" Starfire whined, nudging Doctor Light with a foot (Of course, her super strength ended up kicking the poor guy out of the Tower, down a pretty long drop, and into the Titan's garbage disposal) "I- hiccup!- think I killed the Nick of Doctors!"
"I like pie. And waffles. Let's have waffles."
10:00 PM: The girls binge of waffles
The girls binged on waffles for quite a long while.
11:11 PM: Confess random crap in the Kitchen
For some random reason, Raven, wrapped only in her cloak and a Robin belt, was currently sobbing on Starfire's shoulder, having also puked on the floor. The alien herself was only clad in that Robin-mask-bra and was patting Raven on the back all sympathetic-like.
"And-and-and it's just so awful that everyone is trying to pair me with Beast Boy! He NEVER leaves me alone! It's like a stalker!" Raven cried, tears spilling out of her eyes as she clutched her friend in her drunken-sadness.
"Fear not, Raven." Starfire slurred, also crying because Raven was crying, and Starfire cried when someone else cried. "I am sure that the fans only wish for you to be happy with someone who completes you. Do not hold it against them for caring about you."
Raven sniffed: "I-I guess you're right..."
Both girls sniffed and hugged each other, before Starfire noted: "Wow. I never realised how much of the soft your glands of mammals are."
With that said, and completely drunk, both girls were upon each other in a storm of hugs and kisses and-
8:00 AM: Wake up after a night of drunken Yuri
The next morning, Raven woke up with a splitting headache, a bad stomach, in the nude, under her cloak, lying on the kitchen counter, a sleeping Starfire next to her. She flinched at the light of the sun as she held her head and groaned:
"Ow... My head... No more beer, ever!... Ow... why is my ass hurting so much?"
Starfire giggled in her sleep. Raven turned to notice her, her tired mind unable to-
Wait.
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
Starfire jolted awake with a gasp of shock, accidentally hitting Raven and sending both girls falling off the counter in a heap of cloak, arms and legs. Starfire was first to her feet, her mind miraculously clear (Having all nine stomachs digesting the alcohol is helpful, you know) and looked around for whatever threat had caused Raven to scream. Only then, she noticed that Raven had staggered to the sink and was currently throwing up a whole load of throw-up.
"Oh, Raven!" Starfire gasped with horror, rushing over to her friend and pulling the purple hair out of the way of the sink. "Are you alright?"
"No, I am not al- Pukes- Ah, damn it! I am not alright! We got bloody drunk!"
"What is drunk?"
"Intoxicate- Pukes."
"Oh! I remember now- Wait, why is there red hand-prints upon your bottom?"
Raven glared at the alien, whom now realised the obvious as to what the two did last night (Starting at 11:11 PM, to be precise) and promptly gulped.
"Yeah, I know..."
"... Um...Where are our friends?"
The Basement
Once again, the same episode of Teletubbies, played over and over again, was on, and the four trapped Titans were mumbling, with deadpan and depressed expressions:
"Tinky-Winky... Dipsy... La-La... Po... Teletubbies... Teletubbies..."
Beast Boy finally muttered: "Please kill me."