Author's Notes: RAWR! Time for another chapter!
46. Halo (Vernon Hediger)
When Beast Boy and Cyborg were chilling out in the Op Room, playing Halo 3, they knew something was wrong the instant around one hundred Grunts, each armed with Needlers.
The two boys stared at all the obviously hostile Grunts, before sighing.
Elsewhere
Raven sighed and stared at her special whistle.
"Why does this never do what it's supposed to do?"
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! I GOT NEEDLES IN MY ASS!"
"Oh wait, Beast Boy in pain. Never mind."
47. Pairing (Jenihh)
Raven had gone off to meditate, as usual, while Beast Boy, Terra and Robin watched TV.
Suddenly, an angered scream tore through the Tower, and before the three on the couch had time to jump in shock, Raven stormed in and slapped Beast Boy.
"STOP WRITING STORIES ABOUT US BEING TOGETHER UNLESS I ACTUALLY AGREE THAT I AM WITH YOU, WHICH I AM NOT!"
"Yes dear..." Beast Boy grumbled.
Another slap. And one for Robin as well, for the sake of slapping.
Terra merely looked innocent.
48. Wrestle (FelynxTiger)
"AND TONIGHT! WE PIT THE HOPEFUL CHAMPION TO BE, AGAINST THE DAINTY FEMALE CHAMPION!" The referee of some random wrestling gig declared to the cheering crowd.
Watching this on TV, the Titans (Minus Raven, who was meditating, and Beast Boy, who had eaten Starfire's food, thus he was sick) were watching this show.
"My planet has such customs as well!" Starfire said, cheerfully. "Though it is typically to the death and often waged over females-"
"Quiet, Star! It's about to start!" Cyborg hushed.
On the TV, a thick muscular man got onto the ring and started waving to the crowd, looking very cocky and sure of himself.
"What a douche." Robin stated, Terra nodding in agreement.
Anyway, the other fights, a thin woman wearing a thick purple leotard and a purple mask faced off against the muscled man.
"ARE YOU READY, FOLKS? THEN, LET'S FIGHT!"
As the two competitors circled each other, Terra noted: "Isn't that Beast Boy's old mask that chick is wearing?"
"Yeah, you're right!"
"Shush! We're watching the fight."
Back at the ring, the man charged boldly at the woman, whom, with a sweep of thin legs, took out the man's legs, before jumping in the air and slamming his briefly air-borne form to the ground with her knee, a nasty cracking sound heard when he hit the floor.
And that was that.
"THE WINNER, AND STILL CHAMPION, IS THE DARK BIRD!" The referee roared, as the crowed cheered and hollered.
"Impressive." Cyborg noted.
"Indeed." Starfire said excitedly.
"Pretty cool." Robin and Terra simultaneously mused.
Beast Boy entered the room and suddenly declared: "Robin, why does your mask smell like Starfire?"
Elsewhere
Raven sighed cheerfully as she dumped the massive belt that signalled Championship in her treasure chest and promptly discarded her outfit for her regular uniform.
"I love kicking ass." She said cheerfully.
49. Stank (Inferno 54)
For ages now, Raven had been preparing the ultimate, ultimate Stank-Ball. A 3-metre diameter sphere of dirty socks, held together by Starfire food, Silkie poop and Cyborg's old stank motor-oil, sprayed with Smell-a-Can and skunk stuff, it was finally ready. Now, all she had to do was wait-
"Hey, Raven!" Beast Boy's voice shouted at the door. "Wanna play Stank-ball?"
"Sure." She called back, telekinetically hoisting up the Stank-Ball-Supreme!
"Really? Cool!" Beast Boy squealed with joy.
Raven smirked, as she readied the ball, opening the door and threw the Stank-Ball-Supreme!
BOOM!
Cue an Atomic Stank Explosion, and BB got pwned.
LOL.
50. Hide 2
Once again, Terra was hiding under her bed.
Raven sighed as the geomancer played on her DS under the bed and asked: "Why are you in here again?"
"Because I'm being stalked by angry BB x Raven fans out for my blood." The blonde replied casually.
"Why?"
"They say I ruined the chances or something."
"Wasn't Beast Boy the one who totally went for you in his love-dove-ness rather then you going for him?"
"Yep."
"Huh."
"Yep."
"I like waffles."
"Yep."
Author's Notes: HOORAY! :D
Well, hope you lot liked it :)
Oh, and a wee challenge for you lot: If Beast Boy asked the question: "Why does Robin's mask smell like Starfire?" How would you answer him?
Me, I would tell him: "Because Star got drunk and used it as a bra."
Methinks BB would then say: "Can I borrow his mask?" XD