Author's Notes: TIME FOR MORE FUN! YAY! :D
51. Midgets! (Inferno 54)
"Alright, my little army. Are you ready?"
The assembled group of midgets nodded at Raven, eager to get on with their mission.
"Then go get him!"
Well, let's just say, poor Beast Boy didn't expect a swarm of midgets to ambush him and chuck him into the sea.
52. Toy (FelynxTiger)
"Hey, Starfire!"
"Yes, Beast Boy?"
"Look what I found!"
The alien turned to look at the changeling, whom was holding a black sphere, with a white circle on one side, with a black 8 in that circle and a small circle of glass on the other side.
"What is it?" The Tamaranean asked.
"A fortune-teller thing of course!" Beast Boy squealed. "You ask it a question, shake it, and it tells you the answer. Watch!"
As Beast Boy started shaking the ball, he asked it: "Magic 8 Ball, will I ever become the richest guy on Earth?"
A blue thing appeared in the glass part, and it said: "Nope."
"You see, Star? It tells you everything!"
"Oh, then may I have a turn?"
"Sure."
Starfire took the ball, shook it and asked: "Will Raven come to the Mall of Shopping with me today?"
The ball replied: "If you massage her, then yes."
Beast Boy looked confused, while Starfire squealed with happiness and sped off.
Beast Boy then took the dropped ball and asked it: "What's the secret of life?"
The ball replied: "Give Raven a chocolate muffin and you will find out."
BB shrugged, went to the kitchen, got a muffin, and went off to Raven's room.
Knocking it, Raven answered the door, a giggling Starfire massaging the half-demon's shoulders.
"Hey, Raven, the magic 8 Ball said it'll tell me the secret of life if I give you this muffin." Said BB, handing her the muffin. He then looked at the magic ball and asked: "K, now what is the secret of life?"
"Life rips you off." Raven sniggered.
53. Diary (Darkest Avenger)
Dear Diary.
I have no idea why I am doing this.
Felt like it, I guess. Anyway, here are my thoughts.
Cyborg is tolerable and cooks well. I like him.
BB annoys the crap out of me. He's nice, but jokes way too much.
Starfire is... I dunno, Starfire, I guess.
Terra. Well, I would enjoy bitch-slapping her.
Robin. Same as Terra.
Guess that's it. Also, Starfire's sister is a bitch.
54. Modelling (Death Sword)
In the fiery depths of Hell, two demons were reading magazines.
One of them, an Imp, turned to his colleague, a Pit Lord, and said: "Hey, have you checked out the new section?"
"No. What is it?"
"Check it out, buddy."
The Pit Lord checked out the new section of the magazine, and was greeted by the sight of an attractive human female, with pale skin, a charka on her forehead, bright purple hair and alluring purple eyes. Her body was, well, fine, and she was dressed in only a black lace bra, her groin covered by a little Imp plushie.
The title read: Half-Demons: Sins of Nature, Joys of Males.
"Whoa."
"I know, right?"
"Isn't that Trigon's daughter?"
"Yep."
"Wow. He has good kids."
"I'd tap that ass."
"Me too."
55. Rambo (Death Sword)
The massacre was, well, a massacre.
Random criminals lay dead everywhere, blood splattered all over the dusty ground. Most had been merely gunned down. Some had been knifed. Some had their brains imploded. And one guy had been chocked to death by his own legs.
Raven smirked at the deaths she had performed. She was clad in a green vest, a green headband and green jeans. Plus a mini-gun.
"I love killing people."
Author's Notes: Raven scares me sometimes.
Raven:...
Gulp.
:D