Author's Notes: Well, I've had a brilliant holiday in Belgium, and am now back to satisfy your needs for Meditation Methods! Rejoice!
I've missed you guys :)
56. Pants (0x Rosethorn x0)
"Terra?"
"Yeah, Starfire?"
"I was wondering if you may assist me on a matter of femininity."
"Um... sure. What do you need?"
"Well... Perhaps you should see for yourself."
With that, the alien sauntered, followed by the confused blonde. They soon came to Starfire's room, and the red-head stopped and turned to face the geomancer with a very sombre expression. Terra raised an eyebrow at that, when Starfire began to speak:
"Observe."
And she opened the door.
Evidently, judging by the screech of shock and the 5-foot jump into the air, combined with flushing and trying to hide the pink thong behind her back, Raven had not been expecting to be caught raiding Starfire's panty drawer.
57. Modelling 2 (Wolf Blood Baptism)
Raven was once again meditating in her room, as the other Titans lounged about in the living room.
"I'm bored..." Beast Boy whined, draped over the couch.
"Find something productive and STOP WHINING!" Robin snapped.
"Stop shouting, then." Terra hissed from under the table.
Beast Boy sighed as Robin snapped back at the blonde, who was quick to come over and slap him, before the changeling noted a book lying around. Identifying it as one of Raven's, he picked it up, ignoring Cyborg laughing as the Boy Wonder got kneed in the nuts by the now furious geomancer.
"Well, what does Raven- Hey!"
A magazine had slipped out of the book. Beast Boy raised an eyebrow and picked it up.
"Well, what's this?-... Oh my God..."
"What is it?" Cyborg asked.
Beast Boy wordlessly handed the magazine over, his nose starting to drip blood.
"It's just a mag- HOLY CRAP!"
Raven would be shocked once she found out that the Titans had discovered her "modelling"
58. Aqua (FelynxTiger)
Raven smirked proudly as she observed the people flocking towards her, as she stood before in front of a giant cuboid, covered by a thick curtain. Once a suitable audience had been gathered, Raven promptly declared:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I hate you. Anyway, for my super awesome new exhibit, I present to you: A sexy Atlantean."
The curtain fell away, revealing none other then an unlucky Aqualad trapped in a thick see-through container filled with water.
Everyone cheered and took pictures, while Aqualad gestured frantically to Raven to let him out (The poor guy hated tight spaces, you see)
"Nope." Raven said casually to his pleas. "This is payback for being a douche. See ya."
Aqualad promptly flipped her the bird.
59. WEEGEE! (Nojah 101)
Once again, Raven had the whistle.
She contemplated its shiny silver exterior for a few seconds, merely observing it, wondering if she should.
Shrugging, she made her decision and blew the whistle.
Nothing happened.
Raven sighed and went to bed.
Unbeknownst to anyone, a wormhole opened in Beast Boy's room.
And when the changeling went to bed, he was greeted by those eyes, those eyes in the body of a monster...
60. Well... (Jann, an Anonymous person)
"Well, that was unexpected."
Raven tossed her purple hair out of her face, rolling her eyes at the obvious statement from Rude.
"But not unappreciated." Love sniggered, her amethyst eyes alight with delight.
Knowledge and Sloth nodded in agreement, whereas Joy and Brave simultaneously squealed:
"When can we do it again?"
"When I'm next bored." Raven replied.
"Get bored soon, or I'll kill someone..." Rage muttered.
Timid merely looked timid.
Joy was next to speak, grinning happily: "Can we all do it in my place next time? The land is kinda rogu here and it hurts, especially if Rage is the one on top."
"I'm always on top, you obnoxious idiot."
"Not always." Brave challenged.
Timid whimpered as the other two emotions glared at each other.
Knowledge sighed and spoke to Raven: "You are aware that such scandalous activities with us would-"
"I know." Raven replied drearily, stretching and picking up her discarded leotard. "But still. I enjoy it."
"Me too. I love a good orgy with you lot." Rude snickered, before burping loudly.
"I just hate you." Rage grumbled.
Author's Notes: Raven can be weird...
Oh well, glad to be back! :D
