Author's Notes: I'm here, with another chapter! Brace yourselves, peeps!
61. Greetings! (Inferno 54)
Wall-Mart was feeling very proud of itself.
After all, it wasn't every day a company managed to hire a Teen Titan for some work. And currently, Raven, attired in the typical uniform, was standing stoically by the entrance, looking as though the first person to talk to her would be force-fed the poison of a box jellyfish.
Of course, she greeted anyone who came in with a small, albeit forced: "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Enjoy."
And no-one answered, 'cause they knew she would probably force-feed them their limbs.
But of course, the first person to talk to Raven was one of the very few who could actually talk to her. And that was Starfire, having taken the turn of doing the grocery shopping for the other Titans. Needless to say, she was surprised when she saw Raven.
"Raven?"
"Welcome to- Starfire?"
"Yes! Tell me, friend, what are you doing here?"
"Working. Go away."
"Why?"
Raven sighed with annoyance. Ironic how the person she liked most was perhaps the most pressing on her "I'm Annoyed" Button.
"Because I have to pay for my capes, you know."
Starfire looked perplexed for a second, but merely shrugged, while Raven sighed again.
Damned prices.
62. Plus/ Minus (Tortor)
Cyborg could say he was having a bad day.
After all, when you had two Spanish super-speeder Twins harassing you, it was bound to be a bad day.
First off, the dynamic duo had tied shoelaces around his feet and tripped him up.
Then they had painted all over him.
Then they stole his burgers. Damned little bastards.
Cyborg was currently curled up in his room, crying, as Mas y Menos continued to list all the flaws of the T-Car. He hated it so much!
Raven watched from the doorway, smirking. Hypnotising the Twins into bugging Cyborg was perfect revenge for that damned prank he did last week. Honestly, like anyone would believe a rumour that she liked Robin.
63. Base (ReaderPal)
Cyborg observed the unconscious changeling, before turning to a sheepish Raven, whom had the baseball bat behind her back.
"Raven, when he throw's it at you, the aim is to hit it away, not back at him."
"Sorry."
64. Caramel (100 Silver Wings)
Terra had seen many things in her lifetime. Some romantic, some scary, some funny, some okay, some plain gory, some plain terrifying, some plain hot.
But seeing Raven dancing to the infamous Caramelldansen had to be perhaps the funniest damn thing she had even seen.
65. Oestrogen (Snake Screamer)
It was absolutely bad enough that Starfire, for whatever reason, seemed to be completely into her, following her around with that lustful look in her emerald eyes, that seductive purr in her innocent voice, and that tantalising swing of her tanned hips. Well, maybe it was a good thing- No, not good. But it wasn't enough that Starfire seemed in THE MOOD. Raven's own emotion, the purple-caped one, of Love/ Lust, seemed all too happy to be on the receiving end of such emotions and was constantly purring thoughts into Raven's ear.
C'mon, Raven! Her Loving emotion cooed. You know you want to. You want to get, ah, down and dirty with her. You want to see how her kind does the deed. You want her moaning under you, as you touch her and she touches you-
YEAH! The emotion of Rudeness crowed. Get down and dirty with that sexy, fine, tanned ass! You totally wanna suck on those-
"Shut up." Raven muttered out loud, from where she was currently hiding in the bathroom.
Don't be such a damned prude!
Rude is right, Raven. You want to. You want that alien in your bed, purring, waiting for you to have your way with her! She was a slave once. Make her one again.
Yeah! Strap her down and f-
"SHUT UP!" Raven snapped angrily. "Starfire likes Robin, okay? Not me."
If she really liked him as much as you thought she does, wouldn't she be after him?
I think that Star is covering up her REAL sexuality with a crush on Rob. But in reality, she likes girls! And Robin is probably going along with it. He's a detective, after all. They probably agreed to flirting and crap, so Star wouldn't have to come out in the open. She's a nervous lil' sucker like that.
Possible. Now, Raven, don't make me put imagination into this conversation.
"You wouldn't."
Rude, conjure up the kinkiest images of Starfire you can imagine.
No problem!
"Oh crap-"
"YO'! Raven, you in there?"
"Cyborg?"
"Yeah! Just wanted to let you know, Starfire's going under a Tamaranean mating season thing. So stay well away from her, alright? Everyone else is hiding as well, and I'll keep her distracted."
"What about you?"
"Half-metal. She won't come to me. Sadly. See ya'!"
Mating season, eh? Let's not deny her.
Yeah, tap that ass!
"I hate my life..."
Author's Notes: Poor Raven. Don't worry, Starfire will snap out of it soon :P
Hope you all liked this! :D
