Author's Notes: Welcome back, peeps! I love you guys :D
66. Web (ReaderPal)
On an image, there was the scene of a dark room. Then, the image of Raven appeared on the screen, and whispered:
"Welcome back to Raven's Inside Look at the Titans Tower. Today, we'll see what the Titans get up to in the Living room. Bear with me."
With that, the screen started moving, and a mechanical door slid open, revealing the light grey of the corridors. The screen kept on moving, passing by a casually walking-along Cyborg, whom said: "Hey, Rae!" to the unseen sorceress, a small: "Hey." in response.
Anyway, the screen soon reached another door, which opened to reveal the expansive and well-lit living room, a rather peaceful place. Currently, Starfire was having another go at War for Cybertron, watched by Terra and Robin. Beast Boy was having a nap, naturally.
Anyway, the screen sat down on the large couch, observing the four on it, the alien excitedly slaughtering innocent Autobots while the other two offered tips and stuff.
"And this is basically what we do all day." Raven's voice muttered to the screen. "So, suck on that, media."
67. Exterminate (Inferno 54)
The small rat was harmlessly walking along the corridors of the Tower, stealthily trailing along the shadows of the Tower. Every now and then, it would stop and sniff around, but there were no threats, luckily. However, a small red light suddenly appeared on the side of it's torso-
BOOM!
And the poor little rat blew up.
Raven promptly reloaded her sniper rifle and declared:
"Exterminate, bitch."
68. R (FelynxTiger)
"Where does Raven go?" Beast Boy asked the others, as they observed Raven's empty room.
"Perhaps she has gone to Azarath." Starfire suggested.
"Maybe a mini-vacation." Cyborg added, earning a twitch from the workaholic traffic-light.
"Probably just hanging around somewhere." Terra said. "She's come back when she wants to."
Elsewhere
Raven looked at the titanic, black, imposing R-shaped building with pride.
"Quick, to the Raven Tower." She sniggered.
69. Mario (0x Rosethorn x0)
Mario had successfully gathered yet another Star-Spirit thing, and was on his way to report to Rosalina about his latest victories. However, at the Observatory, which was suddenly black all of a sudden, he came across not the starry beauty, but a strange pale girl in black clothes, with purple hair, a blue cape and purple eyes.
"Wait." Mario gasped. "You're-a not Rosalina!"
"How about this?" The woman replied, her eyes suddenly turning crimson. "You pretend I'm Rosalina, and I pretend you're not going to die."
Mario was silent for a moment, before replying: "So, Rosalina, I-a got the Star stuff."
70. F-Preg (A small tribute to a guy who messaged me :D)
Raven was absolutely shocked. Terra looked she would be sick. Starfire looked sheepish. Robin and BB had fainted. Cyborg was simply grinning cheerfully.
"Y-Y-You're joking, right?" Raven asked, one hand trailing her flat stomach.
"Nope. You, Raven of Azarath are pregnant." Cyborg replied happily, giving the sorceress a hug. Terra fainted. The mechanoid merely grinned and promptly slapped Starfire on the shoulder. "And this devilish alien is the proud papa! Would ya' believe it?"
Raven stared blankly at the blushing alien: "How?-"
"Um... the females of my people are capable of reproduction, should there be a lack of males..." The Tamaranean murmured.
Raven started at the red-head, before saying: "Well, giving your new paternal/maternal status, you are getting a five-head start."
Starfire fled instantly.
Cyborg observed as Raven counted to five, before chasing after the alien, before he muttered: "That's five seconds more then she gave me!"
Author's Notes: ROFLMAO! Poor Cyborg. I wonder what he ever did?
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