Author's Notes
81. WTF? (Vernon Hediger)
Raven was in her room, meditating, as per usual. But she wasn't really. She was doing something else.
Harnessing all her epic powers, Raven concentrate. And concentrated. And CONCENTRATED. She did this, until she could feel the deadly power focusing into her target. Slowly, but surely, it was building up.
In the living room, BB was chilling out. When suddenly, he screamed:
"WHAT THE FU-"
!
Raven smirked. Mission accomplished.
82. Travelling (Inferno 54)
"Lemme get this straight. Raven went to meditate, BB and Terra went on a date. And now, we're stuck here, in the Cretaceous period, a time when the worst of the Dinosaurs were around. Is that all?" Cyborg grumbled, gesturing at the volcanic, forest landscape around them.
"Pretty damn much." Robin replied sadly, turning his head to look at Starfire.
However, his mask/eyes widened as he saw what she was doing and he screamed: "STARFIRE! NO!"
The alien looked back at him with confused emeralds, away from the strange fluffy creature she was hugging like a little child: "What is it?"
"What are you doing, hugging that thing?" Robin shrieked like a little girl. "That is a young Tyrannosaurus! They're lethal! They have bone-crushing jaws, tearing claws, and a bite full of ravenous bacteria that will infect and destroy you!"
"But it so cute!" Starfire whined, hugging the baby reptile closer to her, murmuring endearing comments to the young theropod, which cooed and chirped cheerfully.
Robin was understandably sad of his crush hugging a potentially lethal monster, until Cyborg pointed out: "Relax. It's a lil' baby one. It couldn't hurt her. I'd be more worried about the pissed off Mama behind ya'. Since I'm metal, she won't consider me as food, but you're an easy target."
Robin sighed as a massive growled came from behind him. "I hate everyone."
Else-when
Raven shrugged, as she finished her time meditation thing. "I didn't time-travel. Lame. Oh well, I wonder what Robin's up to?"
Else-when
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! She's eating me! HELP!"
Cyborg shrugged. "Mummy's very angry."
83. Dimension (FelynxTiger)
Beast Boy whimpered as the horrible demons surrounded, with intent to brutally slaughter.
"Note to self, when interrupting Raven during meditation, never underestimate her potential to transport you to another dimension- AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! IT BURNS!"
84. Hair
"Um... Raven?"
The sorceress looked at the geomancer: "What?"
"Why are you gazing at a lock of Starfire's hair?"
"I just wanted a piece of her to relax me while I meditate."
"... You're a creepy lil' bastard, aren't you?"
85. Meds
Raven sighed.
She was supposed to be meditating. But in reality, she was constructing "Anti-Over-Power-Non-Superhero-Whiny-Emo-Traffic-Lights" medicine. And failing. After all, Robin wasn't supposed to have legs in place of eyeballs, right?
Meh, she'd get it right next time.
Author's Notes: Apologies for delay. The threat of school, exams and the future overall is killing the happiness and peace of mind that only the Summer Holidays can bring me...
Well, enjoy this anyway :D
