Author's Notes: Welcome back! :D

86. Candy! (Inferno 54)

"What do you think Raven gets up to when she meditates" Beast Boy asked the others at random.

Starfire sighed and replied: "She indulges into her spiritual centre for inner balance and peace."

Beast Boy sighed: "A simple answer would be nice, you know."

"That is the answer of simplicity."

"Oh."

Elsewhere

Raven sneered cruelly as she lifted up the specially modified sweet of her demonic creation. Soon, soon! Her mind-controlling sweets would take over the world! THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

87. Plot, plot (Bright Shadow 16)

When Raven meditates, most of the time, she actually does meditate. But sometimes-

"What plot shall I use today to take over the world? Burn it down? Flood it? A meteor storm? Mind-control? Rick-Roll to death? Chuck Norris? Hmm... decisions, de-"

"RAVEN! TIME FOR WAFFLES!"

"-Right after my waffles. I love waffles."

88. Ray-Star (Virgo Incarnate)

Raven stared at the bit of pink fluff in her hand, before glancing at Starfire, whom was smiling expectantly at her.

"Um... Star, what is this? Tell me quick: I need to meditate."

"Well, Beast Boy said that you and I should engage in more of the fluff! Thus, I have brought fluff!"

"You're so cute when you're naive."

89. Yellow-Mellow

Raven sighed with cheerfulness as she observed her handiwork. True, she should be meditating right now, but this opportunity was golden, and she took it. Beast Boy's room was now a hideously bright shade of yellow, and boy would he be pissed.

All in a day's work, for Raven, daughter of Trigon and Arella!

90. U S o U D

Do do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do do do

Old Dad Trigon was jumping around, Jump City like a big playground.

When suddenly Robin burst from the shade; And hit Old Trigon with a Robin grenade!

Trigon got pissed and got began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Kole, who preceded to open up a can of Kole-Fo, when Garfield Logan came out of the blue!

And he started beating up Kole- oh Kole! When they both got flattened by the T-Mobile! But it before it could make it back to the T-Cave, Deathstroke the Slade jumped out of his grave!

He took an Ak-47 out from under his mask, and blew Robin away with a rat-a-tat-tat!

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Cyborg came to save the day!

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! OF ULTIMATE-

"Raven! What are you doing in there?"

The sorceress growled in annoyance as she shut down her laptop quickly in face of Terra's questioning. Why couldn't anyone get the "Don't-Interrupt-Meditation" speech, damn it? Now she'd have to wait before finishing her Teen Titans variant of "THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!"

Damn it all...

Author's Notes: LOL :D