All Becuase of my frozen ass

by shipet100

But as I was sitting there, with my ass officially frozen to the cold tile, and my sexy arch enemy leaning way too close into my person bubble, that stupid saying really started to bug me.

2. Chapter 2

OKAY PEOPLE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES SAYING

"Its really a hairs breadth away, not breath."

I know what its supposed to be, its wrong on purpose.

Its part of the joke. Ya'know, what makes the story FUNNY?

Thanks to anyone who reviewed, and those so are about to. I appreciated it; but please please please do not send me a message saying i am wrong. I know, thats the joke.

Thanks for reading and reviewing and caring enough to try and correct me!

Shipet