The Rescue
"Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down you stupid Kidnapping Glasses Dude!" Sazune screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Stop biting me! And I'm not stupid Kidnapping Glasses dude! I'm Karasuma Kirio! Plus I'm not an infected elephant butt hair!" Kirio shouted.
"Yes, you are a dude!" Sazune yelled at him. They heard the front door, backdoor, and a side window burst open. "Mommy's here!"
"They're so stupid to try to break into MY house." Kirio said. He put the little boy in a box and taped it shut. "Stay there." He then left the room.
"Let me out!" Sazune shouted, "Mommy! Daddy! Micchi! Jin! Help me!" He then proceeded to bang on the box.
"Sazune, where are you?" He heard a voice ask from the other side of the room. "I'm here. Your mother and babysitters are distracting Karasuma."
"Daddy is it you!" Sazune said, "Let me out of this stupid box!"
The box was moved by an outside force, "Hang in there Sazune, I'll get you out." The tape was ripped off and the box was opened. Sazune saw his dad's face looking at him. "There you are!"
Sazune flung his arms around Kazune's neck and was lifted out of the box. "Daddy you came!" He snuggled into his dad's arms. "I missed you."
"I missed you too, plus I'm sorry for being gone so long." He hugged his son. "Let's get going." He walked out of the room.
"Micchi! Find Kazune and see if he found the kid yet." Karin whispered when they were in the same room looking for Sazune.
"Okay." Micchi sighed. He went in the direction his ring told him to.
"Micchi!" Jin said at the sight of him. Jin was hiding under a table, "Get over here! Karasuma is around the corner."
Micchi crawled under the table next to Jin, "You're a weird kid you know." Jin nodded and looked around.
Meanwhile, Karin was headed upstairs to see if she could find her baby. "Baka Micchi, you're so stupid." She mumbled, "Ask why we go so fast when I'm worried about Sazune. Moron." Then someone ran into her. "Hey!" She looked up and saw Kirio, "Sneaky Mr. Glasses Guy!"
"I'M NOT SNEAKY MR. GLASSES GUY! I'M KARASUMA KIRIO!" He shouted.
"She found him." Jin. Micchi, Kazune, and Sazune all said.
"Well you're a mad person." Karin said, looking at the raging dude in front of her.
"Your child keeps calling me a dude!" He shouted at her, "I'm not and infected elephant's butt hair!"
"Actually you're more of a moose's infected butt hair." Karin said thoughtfully. She then had to jump down the stairs because Kirio attacked her. "Hey that's a cheep shot!"
"So?" He asked attacking again.
"God Thunder!" She cried as lightning shooting out of her heart shaped weapon. Kirio fell back onto the floor. "And stay down." She huffed as she stepped past him.
"Momma!" Sazune said as she stepped into the room, "You found us." He was handed over to his mother.
"Ready to get out of here?" Kazune asked them.
"Yep!" They both said, and then Karin turned and shouted, "We're out!"
"We're gone!" They heard Micchi and Jin reply. The boys walked out the backdoor.
Karin held onto Kazune's hand and they jumped out the window and landed with a slight jostle on the ground beneath them. "Ouch." Sazune said tumbling out of his mom's grip. "Micchi, Jin we're over here!"
Kazune had changed back from his god form. Karin did too. The other boys ran around the house in their normal clothes. They picked up Kazune and headed to the house. "Come on Sazune, We'll go see your sister." Karin said taking the lead.
"Sii-chan, where did you go?" Himeka asked looking for the cat. "I wanna know where you went."
"They're on they're way back!" She heard Sii-chan tell Q-chan.
"That's good, now Himeka won't be lonely with only you to mess with." He said.
"Me-hey!" Sii-chan meowed, "I'm not boring!"
"No your not." Himeka said from behind them.
"Ah Himeka-san you're here." Q-chan greeted her. "It seems the family is their way back."
"They found Kazune?" Himeka asked. The other two nodded. Himeka smiled and went to wait for them.
"We're here!" Karin called back to the boys.
"Good," Jin huffed, "This kid is heavy."
"Not really," Micchi said, "You just aren't used to helping yet."
"That's true," Sazune said, "Jin's not fit properly." Jin made a face at the kid who ignored him, "Is sissy in there?"
"Yes she is." Karin said, "Hey Himeka!" Himeka had just popped out of the house and ran up to them.
"Karin! Sazune! Are you okay?" She asked hugging her little brother and wiping the dot of blood off of his hair.
"We're fine sissy." He said to his beloved older sister. "Daddy's not though."
"Oh Kazune!" Himeka said to herself. She went to him and helped the boys bring him into the house.
"Poor Himeka," Jin said, "She's all alone. Without a boyfriend…"
Micchi tackled him and told him, "Don't you dare."
