...Transmission re-established
Back on Earth, Numbahs 1-5 of the KND retreat into their tree house, planning on recovering from the crushing defeat the organisation suffered in space. Numbah 2 guided their 2x4 craft into the massive hanger bay that doubled as his bedroom.
A few seconds later, the tree house exploded.
Elsewhere, a massive congregation of Child Villains is under way in a large, gymnasium-like room. The crowd faces a large platform with a podium on it, and the chattering dies instantly as Mandy takes the stage. Her speech is short and to the point. "The KND are in ruin. Their Moon Base is dust and their tree houses are bombed. Take as many robots as you need and eliminate your rivals, then head to your assigned city." And with that, she walked off the stage.
The crowd dispersed in an excited haste, eager to eliminate their long time enemies. The view shifts outside to a gloomy swamp, where a massive, skull shaped structure suddenly rises from the depths before dozens of ships launch out and fly away in different directions.
Back inside, Mandy staring out a window, when The Kid, emotionless, robotic, and wearing a tie, steps from the shadows. Without turning her head, Mandy spoke simply "you know what to do." The Kid faded back into the shadows. A few minutes later, one last ship rose from the Doom-based Hall before flying away, and then the building sunk back into the swamp.
Mandy walked down a few hallways, then arrived in a room containing a massive machine of un-determinable purpose. Mandark was inspecting the device, while Kyle hovered a few feet off the ground in a meditative pose, looking directly into a mirror that showed a white haired teenager flying against a strange green back round. Remy Bucksaplenty was also present, though not doing anything a great importance.
"Allright boys, what's the status on our wildcards?" Mandy asked.
"All the fairies, including Wandisimo, have gone back to Fairy World to attend some massive conference, no doubt concerning our recent activities here on Earth." Remy reported. "According to Wandisimo, every Fairy in existence is attending."
"According to my Scrying Mirrior here, the Ghost Boy is not on Earth as well." Kyle stated.
"Excellent. Mandark, activate the Dimensional Pocket Generator!" Mandy ordered, and the evil boy genius flipped several switches, and the large machine surged to life.
"Now that my latest invention is working, all trans-dimensional travel to and from Earth will be impossible. I must warn you though, it will only last for about two and a half days, and when it fails, the Fairies will know we were the ones blocking them." Mandark stated.
"By then, I'll have a way to deal with our Fairy friends. Permanetly." Mandy responded.
"Just remember our dear Mandy!" Remy spoke up. "No one but us is allowed to have Fairies, and I want Wandisimo back when this is over!"
"I must admit, the idea of having one of the universe's most powerful magical creatures at my beck and call is nice, but I'm happy with just never having to put up with those idiots Fanboy and Chum Chum again." Kyle added. "You're sure they will never be able to bother me again?"
"No need to worry, I've sent a VERY special operative after them..."
(KND symbol)
It is night time outside the building where the two costumed youths known as Fanboy and Chum Chum reside, and a dark figure lurks. Inside the wooden construct, the two masked morons are playing with action figures, completely oblivious to the events affecting children everywhere, when the door creeks open, drawing the friend's attention.
"I am the weed in the garden of justice," the person began, still shrouded in darkness. "I am the squashier of heroes, I am.." the being stepped into the light, reveling himself to be a boy about somewhere between Fanboy and Chum Chum age wise, wearing a gourd over his rather large head and a dark looking costume and cape. In his hands he held a broom handle that had a 2x4 plank with a drawn on face attached to the end. "THE GOURD!" he exclaimed. "And I, along with my sinister henchman, Timber the Dark Shard, have been sent to destroy you by my dark masters!"
Instantly, the two hero wannabes sprung to their feet, ready to fight this dastardly villain. "Halt, evildoer! We shall defeat, even if we must sacrifice our very lives to do it!" Fanboy exclaimed back.
"We'll see about that!" the Gourd replied while stuffing his mouth with gourd seeds, making him rather difficult to understand.
"Could you say that again?" Chum Chum asked, before the Gourd spit the seeds from his mouth like machine gun bullets, forcing the heroes to dive for cover. "I said SAY, not SPRAY!" Chum Chum bantered from his and Fanboy's hiding spot from behind the couch.
The villain eventually ran out of seeds however, and the heroes used took the opportunity to tackle the masked fiend, and the three rolled around the room in a brawling dust ball.
Eventually, the Gourd got the upper hand, and knocked the two across the room using Timber the Dark Shard. "No one can save you now!" he exclaimed while approaching the fallen fans, holding Timber over his head, ready to strike.
"Well, this looks like the end old buddy..." Fanboy said in a scared tone. Just as The Gourd was about to finish them off however, his foot came in contact with a scattering of marbles that had been knocked to the floor during the earlier brawl. The villain quickly lost his balance, and fell out of a nearby window, screaming as he plummeted to the pavement below.
"WE DID IT CHUM CHUM! WE DEFEATED OUR FIRST SUPER-VILLAIN!" Fanboy exclaimed, and he and Chum Chum started celebrating like they beat the villain in some other way then random chance. They never did notice the gourd seed now sitting among the scattered marbles...
Outside, The Gourd picked himself off the ground and dusted himself off, then picked up Timber just as a massive growth of vines exploded from inside the Clubhouse, trapping the structure and its two occupants several feet off the roof. The semi-victorious villain then faded into the darkness.
(KND symbol)
Meanwhile, in the stereotypical average town beset by constant disasters of Porkbelly, a seemingly average house has come under attack. The Test residence has just had its roof ripped off by the evil rich kid and ally of Mandy Bling Bling Boy, who is coordinating the attack from a gray, pod shaped hovercraft. His mechanical minions had just finished trapping his crush Susan Test into a cage attached to the bottom of his hovercraft.
"I apologise for your sister's sudden departure Johnathan," he spoke to a fiery headed kid who was Susan's sister, Johnny Test. "But you have my assurance that she will live surrounded by absolute luxury in the city Mandy has promised me. Still, it would be rude of me not to give you something to remember me by..." He then began to laugh crazily while flying away.
"We gotta go after him!" Johnny exclaimed, but before he could do anything else, a massive, stone gray statue of Bling Bling Boy landed in front of him, crushing part of the lab. It was a perfect replica of the rich kid, except the statue had a crown on its head, a slingshot in its right hand, and a comic book in its left hand.
Johnny and his talking dog Dukey look at each other in confusion. Suddenly, the statue is joined by several actual size robot copies of Bling Bling with spinning yellow lights on their heads. Then, the statue surges forward. "OK, I know this is bad, but I feel like I've seen this before." Johnny comments before the boy and his dog jump out of the way of the robotic statue's massive foot.
(KND symbol)
Meanwhile, in a snowy Colorado town, a short, fat boy in a red sweater carrying a long black case walks up to a regular looking house while humming. Still humming a cherry tune, he opens the case, and begins to assemble something out of the components inside. When he is finally done, he closes the case to reveal he is now holding an RPG-7 rocket launcher. He fires it at the house, watches it go up in smoke, then walks away while muttering, "take that you stupid Jewish butthole."
*Note: the author of this FanFic does not condone anti-sematic behavior or the destruction of homes using illegal explosive devices. He is mearly doing his best to write a known anti-semite in character. Jewish readers, please don't sue me.
(KND symbol)
The City of Townsville... IS IN TROUBLE! The city's resident super heroes, the Power Puff Girls, have been beaten! But by who?
"ALRIGHT BEACH BOY! GET THESE THREE INTO THE SHIP! NOW!" screamed Princess Morebucks at her two accomplices, Mushi and King Sandy.
"No one commands King Sandy or his lovely bride! Do it yourself!" he shouted back.
"Yeah! It was my special Antidote X crayons that took them out, and it was me and Sandy who lead the team that bombed the tree houses. So far, you haven't done anything!" Mushi added. "Besides, you're a princess, and I'm a queen. Therefore, I out rank out!"
This might take a while.
...Transmission interrupted.
Author's Notes: I apologise for the delay, some personal troubles had come up. And like I said before: to all my Jewish readers, I have no problems with you, I'm just trying to get Cartman in character. Also, anyone who figures out what I'm referencing with the giant Bling Bling Boy statue and robots will win my eternal respect and admiration as a fellow fan of a terribly under-appreciated franchise.