Next Oneshot! Yeah! Well this one is just gonna be a little taste of what might be in store in Broken Strings, if ya catch ma drift... If you don't, check out Broken Strings! Onto the oneshot!

Drinking and irresponsible college students don't mix. Especially at keggers that get WAY out of hand. Courtney didn't know how Duncan had talked her into coming, but he did. And ditched her to go chase after a bunch of Boobra Hooterburgs. Courtney couldn't stand Duncan, but he was still her boyfriend! Hers! Not some hookers, some whores, or Heathers! Courtney even dressed in more girly clothes to try and keep Duncan's attention on her... Her shoulder length hair was done up in a high ponytail, with her bangs still out; a baby blue spaghetti strap shirt, which she made sure showed more cleavage than she would normally approve of; dark wash skinny jeans; and silver flats. She hastily chugged the last of her drink, and grabbed the next. She seemed to go in this continuos loop. Reach, chug, cry. Reach, chug, cry. This continued for the next hour...

After being dramaticly dumped in front of all of his friends, Trent needed to relax. Let loose! Where better to let loose, than at a kegger? No where! That's right. He thought a few drinks might ease the pain of a broken heart... But that failed misurably, so he ended up going WAY overboard.

Courtney slowly opened her eyes, and burrowed her self deeper into the bed. She snuggled into her pillow... That felt surprisingly warm and fleshy... Courtney was too tired to think at the moment, and just smiled to herself. She tried to remember what had happened last night... Her head started to bang, but she ignored it. She felt really weird... Warm and bubbley... And... Happy...! ...Until she felt an arm wrap around her. She was now wide awake. She turned and faced the person who was occupying her bed, and her jaw dropped as her onyx eyes met daring green ones. Trent...

"YOU!!!!! What are you doing here?! What am I doing here?! Stop that!!!!" They screamed in unison. They both dashed out of the bed, and then gasped.

"You're naked!" Trent exclaimed.

"You're naked!" Courtney yelled.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!!" They wailed, scrambling across the room. Courtney tripped over her shoes, and tackled Trent. They yelled again, and Courtney grabbed the blanket. She wrapped herself while Trent quickly slipped on his boxers, and panted.

"No... No... No... No...!" Courtney was crying to herself.

"What-how-huh?!" Trent sighed, sitting on the bed.

"How did this happen?!" Courtney questioned, sitting down.

"How should I know?!" Trent snapped.

"Stop yelling at me!"

"You started it!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!!!!!"

They glared at each other, then turned away fuming, with their arms crossed over their chests. They breathed heavily, then slowly turned and faced each other.

"I'm sorry..." They apologized in unison.

"...We really need to stop doing that. Yelling isn't going to get us answers..." Courtney sighed.

"You're right... What... Happened last night?" Trent questioned. The pair of them thought hard, and had an epiffany.

-Flashback-

Courtney wiped the tears from her eyes, and took another swig of her beer. She'd hope that the pain would disappear... Bull! She slammed her empty cup on the table, and reached for another. It's not like she was a heavy drinker... But her current state of mind begged to differ. Her hand met someone elses. She looked at the person and tilted her head. Green eyes... Moppy jet black hair... Sweet smile... Nope, doesn't ring a bell. The guy clasped her hand, and kissed the top of it. Courtney blushed. She wasn't sure what happened, but she felt different.

"Hiiiii..." He smiled.

"Tehe... Hellooooo...!" Courtney giggled.

"You...you... Pretty lips!"

"Tehehehe... I-I... Like your ears!"

"Can I taste your lips?"

"Can I taste your ears?"

"Okay!" He agreed, leaning down to Courtney's level. Courtney pushed his hair out of the way, and started to nibble his ear. He giggled. Courtney stopped, and they stared at each other. "What your name?"


"...Courtney. You?"


"Trent! TRENT!!!!"

"Hehehehe!"

"Now it's my turn!"

"T-to what?!"

"Taste your lips! Come oooooooonnnn, it's only fair!"


"You're right! Taste away!" Courtney laughed, as Trent captured her lips on his.

-End of Flashback-

"Uhhhh... That's all I remember..." Courtney groaned. She buried her head into her hands. "How could I be so irresponisble...?"

"It's not like we planned this... We were both completely drunk." Trent reminded her. They stayed in silence for a while, still trying to take in what happened, and remember what happened last night... "Wait, last night... Did we...?"

"Oh nooooooo!!!!" Courtney wailed. She started to cry. Trent bit his lip nervously, and scooted over to her. He started to rub her back. Courtney wrapped her arms around him, and sobbed into his chest.

"No... No... I-I-I can't believe it!" Courtney sobbed.

"Ugh, I'm SO sorry Courtney! This is all my fault..." Trent said, crying a little himself.

"You... You--"

"I... Was your first...?" Trent asked. Courtney broke down into more tears, then nodded her head slowly. Trent groaned, and craddled his head with his hands.

"Oh man... I can't believe I... Well if it makes you feel any better, you were my first."

"That doesn't make me feel any better, Trent!!!! We both lost our virginity to people we don't love!" Courtney cried, covering her face with her hands. Trent sighed. His eyes widened when he saw something sparkle on Courtney's finger. He quickly snatched her left hand. Courtney sniffled, then looked at Trent confused.

"Trent, what the--" Courtney asked.

"Where did you get the ring?" Trent questioned.

"I'm not wearing a ring..."

Trent held up her hand, and pointed to it. Courtney cocked her head to the side, and looked at the ring. It had a silver band, and in the centre was a moderately sized diamond, with 8 diamonds circling it. Courtney and Trent's eyes widened.

"We didn't..." Trent gaped.

-Flashback-

After an hour of making out, Trent grabbed Courtney's hand, and lead her away from other drinking teens. Trent lifted Courtney up by her waist, while she giggled.


"T-Trent! I'm ticklish there, stop!!!!!" Courtney laughed. They stopped in the parking lot. Trent put her down, and kissed her cheek.

"C-Courtney! Courtney, you are the most prettyful girl... EVER! Your lips are very tastey, and your hair is soooo smooth...! I love you!" Trent exclaimed. He pulled her in, and kissed her passionately. Courtney looped her fingers through his hair, while he planted kisses along her jawline.

"I love you too." Courtney swooned.

"Perfect! Now all that's left to do is get married, my sweet!" Trent beamed, extending his arm dramaticly. Courtney took it, and he spun her around. They linked arms, and happily skipped down the sidewalk.

"Ooh, that one, that one!" Trent chirped, pointing to a ring in the window. Courtney hopped up and down clapping and smiling like an idiot. The clerk furrowed her brow, then got the ring out.

"That'll be $1399.99." The clerk said.

Trent got out his wallet, and pulled out his Mastercard. He held the card up in the air for nine seconds, then slapped it on the counter dramaticly, staring the clerk right in the eye. She grimaced, and swiped the card. Trent punched in his pin number, then grabbed the velvet box. He walked over to Courtney, and dipped her. He kissed her, then twirled her around. He got down on one knee, and grabbed her hand and kissed it. She giggled, then bit her lip.

"Courtney! With her tastey lips and smooooooth hair! Will your tastey lips and hair marry me?" Trent proposed. Courtney nodded vigirously.

"Yes! Yes!" She accepted.

"Whoa, hold on a second! Aren't you two a little young to be getting married?" The clerk questioned, eying them suspiciously. Trent and Courtney stared at her.


"Umm, hello? We're like, 19 years old!" Trent replied, as if it was the most OBVIOUS thing in the world.

"And a half!" Courtney added, smiling brightly. The clerk nodded slowly. Trent and Courtney waved, then dashed out of the store.

"To the church!" Trent yelled, as they skipped.

"You want to be wed, and at 2 in the morning?" The preacher asked. Courtney nodded, and Trent wrapped his arm around the man and looked him in the eyes.

"Isn't she..." Trent started, looking over to Courtney. She was looking down her shirt, and giggling. "...Magnificent?! I want her to be mine, please! All you need to do is-is make us do our cows!"

"Vows." He corrected.


"Bows?"

"Vows!"

"Zows?"

"VOWS!"

"I do!"

"I do!" Courtney exclaimed, running over. Trent kissed her, then turned over to the preacher.

"I guess all you need is to sign some paper work..." The preacher yawned.

"Yay! Paperwork!" Courtney cheered.

-End of Flashback-

"Uhhhhh..." Courtney groaned.

"This is so messed up! I mean, when did preachers let drunk teenagers get married?" Trent questioned.

"I'm thinking the really tired ones that are taking the night shift." Courtney replied. Trent chuckled, then forced a frown.

"What happened after that...? How did we get here? Where exactly is here?"

"I... Can't remember... All I remember is us getting in the door."

-Flashback-

Trent kicked open the door carrying Courtney bridal style. Fitting, considering they were now married. She giggled as he carried her over to the bed, and laid on top of her. Courtney rubbed his back while he pecked her neck. He moved up to her lips, and she kissed back with the same emotion she had been feeling when she was relatively sober- lust. Her lips were hungry for affection, and despite her cloudy mind, she could still feel the passion and fireworks going through the back of her mind. Trent nibbled the bottom of her lip while she wrapped her arms around him securely. They rolled over so Courtney was on top, and she stuck her hands into Trent's shirt. He shivered as her cold fingers touched his warm skin.

"How would you like to taste something more than my lips...?" Courtney panted, after unlocking lips with Trent. A smile grew across his face.

-End of Flashback-

"Oh God, were we safe?! I-I-I can't get pregnant! Not by you! No offense! By anyone either, but still!" Courtney screeched. She started to freak out, while Trent searched the room. He found a condom rapper, and the colour returned to Courtney's face.

"Okay, that's one bullet successfully dodged. But what are we gonna do now?" Trent asked, sitting back down.

"I dunno... I like you Trent, but for starters, I'm WAY too young to be married. And I'm also dating Duncan... *Sigh*"

"What's wrong?"

"I normally would've nagged Duncan the entire night... Been the designated driver... But he left me. He said he'd only be five minutes. I waited for him for 2 hours, then I spotted him making out with Heather! He left me to go skirt chasing! Again... After that, I thought maybe a few drinks would help get my mind off his betrayl. But the pain-the pain just wouldn't go away! Drink after drink after drink wouldn't help, so I-I went for another... Then I met you, and-and this happened..." Courtney retold. Trent stared into her dark eyes, and saw them brimming with tears. She blinked, and Trent put one hand on her cheek, and wiped the tears spilling out.

"Oh... Courtney..." Trent said. Courtney turned away, and pushed his hands out of her face.

"I-I don't want your pitty! So you can take this ring, and shove it up your--" Courtney fumed, taking off the ring. She was about drop it, but was interrupted by a pair of soft, familliar lips. She could've pulled away. She could've slapped Trent across the face. She could've done a lot of things, but the ring stayed firmly clutched in her hand.

"Wasted or not, your lips are still delicious." Trent smiled. A smile was tugging on the corners of Courtney's mouth.

"...Care for seconds?" Courtney said, her voice barely above a whisper. He pulled her in for another kiss, and could feel her smiling against his lips. They ignored the throbbing in their heads due to their hangovers, and just let their lips mold. Who would'a thunk that hangovers could feel so amazing?

The only thing that could wreck this moment, would be the amount of shit they would be in for getting illegally married...

Damn...

The end! I have good news my friends! As you know, I excell at writing TDI fanfiction! I'm so modest, eh? Lol, but my friend Hazeljv excells at Naruto fics... Getting it? No? Well she thought it would be really cool, since I know everything about TDI, and she knows everything about Naruto, we should make a collab! Yeah! Check out our profile, and I'll let you know when the story is up! Well, Tata for now darlings, updates for this, MTMF, WTII?, and YTYTMY soon!

ALEXEX