Disclaimer: I own neither Artemis Fowl nor Kuroshitsuji, all the teapots and spoons in the world could never change that fact.

Summary: AU. Imagine if Artemis and Holly never made it back to their own time after N01 sent them back but instead they get sent off to 18th century England in which they come across a certain awful nobleman and his butler.

The howl of the wolf echoed throughout the dark sky lit up only by the full moon. Ciel and Artemis smirked, "Things have gotten a bit more interesting."

"What are you talking about Artemis?" Holly asked, still a bit spooked by the howl. "Oh come on Holly!" Artemis exclaimed with uncommon excitement. "A mauled body that seems to be torn apart by something massive, two bodies apparently! The howl of a wolf on the night of a full moon! You exist Holly, so why can't they!"

Holly sighed, "Artemis, you can't possibly be thinking what I think you're thinking."

"Yes I am Holly and I'm certain when you examined the body you found an interesting fur… unless…" Artemis turned to the butler who was taking something out of his pocket. "You got there first." He finished with a smile.

Sebastian pulled his hand out of his pocket and showed them a little brown paper envelope, he was careful not to let it get wet as he pulled the evidence out of it. A silvery tuft of hair was pulled out. Artemis and Ciel smiled, "Perfect."

"This hair comes from something obviously not human nor animal."

"Holly?"

"I don't know… it looks familiar but… lycans are only myths, even to the People… they were made so that we don't wander around the human realm…"

Ciel looked at Holly interested, "The People?"

Sebastian smiled, "Imps more commonly known as fairies."

Ciel snorted, "Fairies, really Sebastian? I understand Demons and Gods but–"

Holly interrupted, "That's it… you're a demon!"

Artemis furrowed his brow, "Demon, like N01? He doesn't look like the rest of them…"

Holly shook her head, "No nothing like that. It is said that originally the People are vast; sprites, pixies, trolls, etc. But when those people were being created, there is a myth that there were more. Demons and Gods, but they had left the fairy world immediately as they were created and we all thought it was a rumour. But there were still things that went on that even the People could not explain; deaths that shouldn't have happened, soul disappearing from bodies, and officers vanishing into thin air. Stories about demons and gods were told to us like humans but… to think they exist."

"Blah, blah, blah." Ciel yawned, "Sebastian, take me to my room."

"Yes my lord."

As Ciel and Sebastian walked towards the house leaving Holly and Artemis in the rain, Holly called out, "Wait! We haven't even examined the body!"

A snort of laughter could be heard from Ciel but he didn't answer. Artemis smirked and said a little more loudly than necessary, "Don't worry Holly, it's because a small weakling like that needs his sleep or else he'll never grow." He turned and shouted at Ciel, "Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!"

Ciel stopped in his tracks and looked at Sebastian who had a small smile on his face, "What are you laughing at." Sebastian's face fell, "Nothing My lord."

"I am no longer sleepy, shall we examine the body."

"Yes my lord."

"I knew you'd come back." Artemis grinned victoriously as Ciel approached them. "To think that the Queen's watchdog could be so easily manipulated, don't as where I learned your nickname; the police were talking about you."

Ciel looked irritated but remained silent. "So the boy has been mauled in a similar fashion as John Crow but the body isn't his."

Holly's eyes were fixed on the body, "Her's… it's a girl."

"How can you tell?" Artemis asked.

"I just can."

Artemis knelt beside the body, "Where is your Butler?"

"Getting me an umbrella."

Artemis looked down at the body but muttered, "Spoilt brat."

The body he was looking at was only the head and torso and an odd smell was radiating from it, "Cherries."

Artemis looked up to see the butler, "You are smelling cherries, it was the same sent on the other body as well."

"Okay, so far the things the two bodies have in common is that they were possibly mauled by a lycan and they smell of cherries." Artemis stood up, "Where is the rest of the body."

It was hard to find the other parts with the rain and lack of light, "Really, I would kill for a flashlight!" Artemis groaned to Holly as they searched for a limb. "No you wouldn't Artemis."

"AHAH!" He exclaimed as he caught sight of a grey hand. Why am I so happy to have found a limb?

At around the same time Ciel called out, "I have found the left arm and hand."

That means that I have found the right.

Artemis took of the suit's coat and picked the arm up with it, not bothering to hide his distaste. At least the suit has gotten a little less frilly.

The two groups met up at the torso at the body. Artemis dropped the hand covered with the coat onto the ground; Ciel looked annoyed, "That suit jacket costs about 100 pounds."

"I'll be sure to pay you back in about 300 years time."

The other arm was laid gently on the ground by Sebastian, he began to examine it. Artemis looked at the police carriage, "Do you think that they would have any gloves in there?"

He began to walk towards it, separating himself from the group, unnoticed. As strolled to the carriage, he felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up as a low growl came from behind him. Well at least I was right.

A/N: Super short chapter and I feel like it got kind of rushed but with all lack of inspiration, I feel that this was pretty good. Anyways, this'll probably have like… 3-4 more chapters before it's finished…