Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight…*sob* but I will not give up until I do! *Evil Grin* Stephenie Meyer The Great owns all of these Characters. *Crawls into fetal position and cries eyes out*
(A/N: I KNOW I KNOW, NOT THAT FUNNY RIGHT?!! WELL I TRIED!!! REVIEW… FLAMES WELCOME. -------JasperSaysCalmDown OUT!!!
10 Things to do to annoy the Cullens
Use Snow in A Can and spray "VAMPIRES LIVE HERE" On the windows of the Mansion.
Follow Edward around the school and hum the Jaws theme song.
Go into Jaspers room and de-tune all of his guitars.
Replace all of Rosalie's makeup with a variety of toxic cleaning chemicals.
Go to the hospital and ask for DR. CARLISLE CONDOM.
When they ask why, say that he got you pregnant. (Even if you're a guy.)
Cut Renesmee's hair while she sleeps.
Then when Rose tries to murder you, say she should have better style in the hair department.
Call Charlie and tell him that there was a terrible accident and Bella has been killed.
When he starts to cry, call him a DRAMA KING and hang up.